1991, the end of autumn, or the beginning of winter - I walk with the elderly (small in a wheelchair, Mishka next to jumping).
It’s not too late, but the darkness is out. Nevertheless, 3 men at the dim light of the lamp somehow try to forge in the engine of the ancient Volga.
And suddenly Mishka gives out: "And I can pitch this Voiga snatch! I have a lighthouse, a sink and a sickle. Oh yeah yeah!and "
(Repair this broken Volga, the hammer, the screwdriver and the pin. of passengers).
The men just got stuck...))) They just didn’t have a passport!
Then I got married to my husband...

From Habr:

The master is a stubborn, curious handshake, which has brought the matter from n-one attempt to the end. It concerns everything.

by Pavel1406

We lived a long time. One day we found him rolling on his side and not breathing. are buried. After an hour, he dug up and fled.

In one of the stores of our city, prices and, of course, prices did not change, and a huge ad hanged on the doors: "New Year's discount of 30% on everything, prices on the prices are already indicated taking into account the discount."

I am delighted with the comments from #19085.
The aesthetic side of the issue in choosing a phone (not a iron computer or router for the closet)? Characteristics are more important.
Quickly discharged (and thus heated) from heavy applications (this is suddenly not just toys)? Problems of schoolchildren.
It has a cut-off function of the soc. The networks? See also above.
Do you have a removable memory? Stupid things, connect through the wire and throw it directly. The fact that it is geo-friendly and speed at the same time 5 times less than on a card is a little bit.
Cut-off functionality of file transfer (I personally sometimes use it for work)? Why do you need it, you can download it from the internet.
And that’s all in the machine for "half a hundred thousand". Although I, in general, by the description I guess which Device is talking about and not surprised)

“I like to wake up unhappy and get stuck with everything because it makes me feel like I’m a retired grandfather and I don’t need work anymore.

I brought my grandmother in an ambulance to the receiver (I don’t remember what), while her doctor examined the receiver with a 30-year-old man falling from the threshold:

Can a doctor? I was bitten by a rat in the hand.

The nurse:

He is busy, wait a little. How did it happen?

The patient:

- I was killing myself in the garage, I watched in my corner a dead rat rolling, well, I came to throw her out, and she is like clinging to the teeth!!...

The doctor came:

You need to bring the head of the rat here.

Patients with eyes:

Is it a joke?

The Doctor:

and no. We don’t know which rat has bitten you, we need to check your brain, etc.

The patient:

“That’s all, of course, well... only you won’t do it... I hit this fox with a hammer across the floor, gathered the remnants, poured gasoline and burned it. What do you think? When I am angry, jokes are bad with me.

From the website of questions and answers: "Should I stop beating my girlfriend?"



Four times a week she catches out my noble p**yles. After that, she is forever locked in the bathroom and crying, and sometimes it can last for hours. This is already starting to annoy me wildly. How can I take the mortal combat so seriously...Maybe I should give up and lose it once?

xxxx
Men have no logic.
UUU
I’ve heard this version from you, haha :)
I am not going to challenge your position, because logic is needed to accept logical arguments. Closed Circle %
xxxx
I did not understand.)
UUU
I totally support you.

XXX: people... a rubber dropped on the ceramic tea machine - it flows... where can we repair it (replace the rubber)? Rotwein (VES) in Spain
YYY: can just wash the rubber off the cloth.
ZZZ: I do all the rubber myself this hour, I take aquarium food silicone and cast it.
ZZZ: The wife read and rjet, no, of course not all)))
YYY: Did you not try or didn’t work? and :-)
ZZZ: Before applying, it is necessary to decrease the fat with acetone instead, I would not have decided on it ;)

I am a single woman, so even in sex I have to rely only on myself.

Here is what I watched today:
I went to the store, walked through the courtyards, there the wind doesn’t blow. There is a school nearby. The box is already folded, in 2 years can finish. And here's what's interesting: Gleb from 5A in this school can still not study, and on the fence that was put around the school, it is already written that he is bad.

Happy are these Americans: they don’t even follow the dollar’s exchange rate.

Life is more funny than jokes. This is me to yesterday’s joke about benevolent people who secretly repair roads from the administration.
News from the Omsk City website.
Omsk benevolent Veronica Bobruś at night repairs the roads of Omsk. As the girl confessed, her main work is traveling, and the holes on the roads are tired. The process of hole letting is recorded on the auto registrator. The girl parked her car, set an emergency stop sign and went to work. On the Internet, she was called “the road fairy”.
The next day, the head of the local management, responsible for the repair of roads, said that the girl created dangerous conditions for the movement of other vehicles.
I think comments are superfluous!

Lectures in Political Science:
Go to the pork. Those pigs who are at the pit calmly whisper, and those who have been wiped out and who are trying to break back, desperately whisper.
Here is all you need to know about the opposition in Russia.

xxx: The ability to synchronize alcohol and snacks comes with experience, my young friend!
yyy: the ability to synchronize alcohol and snacks comes with alcohol and snacks

Who wants half a dollar for gasoline? Keep your wishes with you...

XXX: Why is she not right for you?
YYY: Do I have to be a simple concerned fool?
YYY: Am I not entitled to be a complicated concerned fool?

Mikhalkov that VGTRK banned the show of his program “Besogon TV” "

Shame on the king?! to

My sister told me how she decided to talk to her mother-in-law about culture and music.
I like Mozart.
The Sister:
Which salary is this?
The sister realized that night that this topic should no longer be dealt with.