I found the perfect jeans. In their closet, the old ones, slightly already crushed, hz, how many failed. But they have normal deep pockets, and not the stuff that now all women's jeans are on sale, and also - about charm! - rigidly fixed on the waist belt, not sliding on half pockets, it is only worth sitting down, pornography. I’m going to learn to kick, because they’re the best ones that can offer shops.

I studied in one of the periods of my mostly boring life at one of the educational institutions. And somehow I ask the teaching:"And why don’t you teach us to define surveillance?"
And the prop said:"What is the meaning? If this is the stage that you have been monitored, then you are fucking!".

Listen to the joke.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
My mom just came to complain. She has a cell phone - a Samsung shell, which she has already bought. The cover holds on one loop, it is all beaten and crushed, when you open it, it crushes it, it is about to collapse. His dynamic was broken. She took it to the service. Surprisingly, they were repaired. Here is the complaint:
The xxx:
He takes the phone, carries it to me, stumbles and runs! Something has flown!! to
I am sure he is not specifically. What said?
- said that he will fix everything, even change the cover and fix everything (I imagine with what hatred she gave him the appearance)
Well is normal. He will fix it, he will not take the money. What is wrong?
How could it have fallen?! to
Have you ever robbed anything in your life? Didn’t your phone break?
I did it a hundred times and it worked!!! to

We talked with a friend about how we went to training before.
This training helped everyone. I got depressed, and Katie has a ass!

Yes-Yes

Parents are holy. You do not respect your parents – you do not have the right to be considered a human being.

Especially if they are addicts, especially if they beat you at the same time.
Even if any phrase-accusation, even if any action is harmful to the child, even if the child is unhappy. Even the mother who gave you to a suitener or a babysitter, even if your father raped you for years. All these wonderful people have given birth to you. Respect them.

xxx: How does it happen that things that were the limit of dreams at 12 years old turn into useless garbage by 30?
YYY: Just in 12 your limit of dreams was useless sludge.

World's oldest man dies in Indonesia at 146 years old
Mba Ghoto was a fierce smoker until his death. He survived four wives, 10 brothers and sisters and all his children.
Smoking kills slowly but inevitably

xxx: I’m all waiting for the time when the rights of people without privacy will finally be defended. You can either ban everyone from fucking, or give a free couple for a relationship. Both options will fit me.
YYY: Herman, and then they’re you "sorry, free loli, milfs and lamp nishies are over, we can only offer gender fluid Abdullah from Somalia, by the way, your limit of refusal from partners for this year is exhausted".

XHHH: I moved - Peresvet street now
There must just be a Chelubbeev impasse.

In the wake of the mother-in-law.

I will not lie that my mother-in-law is gold, and also with platinum-brilliant inserts. There are leaps, like each of us, but leaps are tolerable. But as she heated the photo album of her drunken husband, the code decided to show the naked son (my at the time future husband) in the style of "and we first kicked into the pot"!

xxxh: I am interested in cooking, cooked cake for the weekend, posted a photo
A friend replied - "mmm, delicious cake, what is the name? Do you eat?) )"
XX I replied: yes of course, sugar))
She was offended and blocked me.

There are days when you wake up with a feeling of total happiness, kiss the person next to you, and then you are taken off the plane.

<[Tycho]> "Hamas Movement will remove the point about the destruction of Israel from its program" -- c Iran did not share?
<oort> simply with this point the program is not compiled.

There were two brothers, they loved each other and lived long and happy, and died on the same day - on the day of the silver wedding.

Mathematics is the queen of science, and with tsarism we are long over.

It turned out that I watched the film "Gravity" in the theater of the city of Korolev, where the CUP and RKK "Energy" are located. In the room, probably, a good half were people, one way or another connected with space. I can only say one thing: laughter while watching was like a comedy on the screen. Especially "successful" the authors of the episode, when Sandra Bullock found on an empty Russian space station forgotten (!) A bottle of vodka under the pilot's chair, and in the final, when she, having made a tough landing, in a minute got up and beautifully went to sunset half naked and in fashionable pants.

While preparing for the wedding, my bride chooses the room decoration, music. I am dealing with the domestic side of the matter: I transfer property to my parents.

Accident with drunk without rights:
Evgeny: Always humiliate those who scream: take away the rights. Well, we have selected. Did it help?
HM: What do you offer yourself? to shoot? Now he was caught and at least for 15 days in the sky in a cell.
Shooting is the norm.
Suff: Shooting in principle is a good decision, a few benefits at once: 1) will not drive anymore; 2) a reduction in the overall level of crime - one who drives a buoy, probably somehow crack; 3) jobs are released. Only the moral side of the matter interferes... Man’s life is invaluable coco, man – it sounds proud coco.

Question to Armenian Radio: What is the House of Tolerance?
A beer bar with a closed toilet.

I understand that everyone in my family knows comps to some extent. But I cannot understand. Why a 3-month-old kitten reassembled my BSD c core with IPV6 support.