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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68333
 12.08.2012
[11.08.12 12:43:45] Catherine: I even observe a little Ramadan
[11.08.12 12:43:58] Do you eat at night?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68332
 12.08.2012
Romance: The Yellow
Poland: Decrypted
Romance by Same
Polina: the furious horses of the opričniki
Roman: It’s your name, Pol, but I like the version of the opričniki.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68331
 12.08.2012
From the electronic book:
"...of falling into pride (hybris) (a term introduced by Jung. (Prime to red) In fact, it is an ancient Greek word (prim. by the editor)..."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68330
 12.08.2012
I am a translator. I don’t want to translate anything, I want a landan from the capital of Great Britain.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68329
 12.08.2012
Ok to:
God cox is so wicked.

by Alexei:
Don’t tell it to anyone anymore.

Not everyone visited the clinic.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №68328
 12.08.2012
Joker: I was used to Peter being bitten by a radioactive spider since I was a child. and radioactive! And in the new interpretation - some bio-engineering.
seberya: well, the technology is changing, the genes of current radiation
Joker: Wondering, is this how Peter will become a spider in the 2030 remake?
Seberya: Eating a Bake with GMOs

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68327
 12.08.2012
The Automotive Forum
There are no women and men behind the car, there are only drivers.
YYY: But some of them are so stupid...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68326
 12.08.2012
From the discussion of the friendship of the cat and the German Shepherd:

I also had a German Shepherd and a Siamese cat. of my blades. They raised each other. and me
You are a Mowgli ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68325
 12.08.2012
Google just killed me. I removed all the emails from Gmail and saw the inscription:

There are no letters. Our servers lack attention.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68324
 12.08.2012
Commentary on Horror Film:
"I have a small iq, but this movie is for those with a negative iq"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68323
 11.08.2012
The O-ring
Natasha Douhyev-Yanich (Hungary)
Is it possible to lose it correctly?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №68322
 11.08.2012
I am a Pofigist. I mean... what a big tits!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68321
 11.08.2012
The Nevada Department of Car Transportation (DMV) issued a license to Google to drive autonomous (self-driving) vehicles on public roads.

Already in August of this year, "AutoVAZ" for the first time in its history will start the production of serial cars with automatic transmission.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №68320
 11.08.2012
A swallowing fat-walled cat collapsed in the hallway, mom calls her to the kitchen to eat, once, another, third. The reaction is zero. The voice from the kitchen: Masha, the cat does not eat! Take her away!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68319
 11.08.2012
The heat was adjacent, because of the lack of time and the company decided to come to the central beach to sunbath. I lie down in the sun I struggle with the coming sleepiness.I suddenly feel that someone is touching my shoulder, I open my eyes next to the children 4 and 5 years old, a cute boy with a girl. I decided out of curiosity to ask why it was for them.
And they are so funny and funny to answer: - We want to burn my grandmother's hair)))
I look, and on the other side lies a 120-kilogram grandmother with purple hair and sleeps peacefully. She doesn’t know how her grandchildren want to have fun.
If you come with children to the beach, then be kind to entertain the children yourself, or suddenly they will next time go to someone who has a fire.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68318
 11.08.2012
When I was sick, I came to her to put on the jacket.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68317
 11.08.2012
Sooner or later you will have to meet my parents.
MMM: This is not a problem! The problem is that sooner or later you will have to meet my friends.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68316
 11.08.2012
Moscow Zoo, a cage on which the plaque is proudly adorned: "Rassomaha", the cage, apparently, is empty (or there is simply no animal, or it has not been released from winter volleyers)

nearby TOLPA(s) children, 4-11 years
Child 1 - Lassomaha you are!
R2 - And his cats must be iron.
P3 – Give us the lasamaha
and etc.

A guy passes by, stops, reads a sign.
P – guys, I can tell you where the roughness is.
T is where?
P is new in the film.

and goes on...

[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68315
 11.08.2012
-I won't understand when the games will finally remove the fact that fire elementals can be beaten with fire magic and fire weapons and so on.
And if you hit your face with a human hand, will it not hurt either?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68314
 11.08.2012
Self-control is when on the question: “Why has such a cloudy man not slept out?” instead of “Take off, shit!” you answer: “Oh, yeah, you know, his son’s teeth are cut off...”

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