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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100773
 21.07.2014
[23:47] <Snake[FSB]> I’m writing this verse... You can’t tell me about the rhythm on Yaoi?
[23:47] <maxtar> retarded

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100772
 21.07.2014
I: Our door is screaming in the refrigerator!
husband, not embarrassing: do you remember the song such "the ceiling of ice, the door whispering"? This is about my refrigerator.
And he continues: "Behind the shrouded wall is darkness, we do not have a lamp in the freezer.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №100771
 21.07.2014
The boy with a pierced ear, whom the family stumbled, save! Run away from them, they are just degenerate if their son is called a fucker.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100770
 21.07.2014
Africananich: turmeric eaten the first time yesterday today usually buy later
African: but as good and alive as yet
You will run very fast.
African: So far nothing seems to be fine
Afrikanic: I just saw that the eagles sell theirs and they take a few pieces well and I thought that everything should be fine.
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The African: AGA

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100769
 21.07.2014
I recently went to the Planet of the Apes, in the end everyone stands up, the silence and the guy says "This is what I have on Friday at work too..."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100768
 21.07.2014
Do not close the error message next time.
And I didn’t even close!
But you said you pressed on the cross.
“I pressed the cross, but I didn’t close anything!”! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100767
 21.07.2014
XXX is done!
WOW: What is it?
I pulled the fly sitting on the monitor with the cursor! HDD

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100766
 21.07.2014
As you know, the majority of praporters are big mothers. Our day said after a long construction: Kalinin! Are you jumping in the hole? I’m crazy about you jumping on a cock!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100765
 21.07.2014
I go from a well-known cell phone operator. First they congratulated me on my birthday, then gave me a gift - 10 minutes within their network (5 rubles), and the next day they sent the phone of the doctor, removing alcohol intoxication.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100764
 21.07.2014
Comments on the cartoon "Real Protein" (South Korea):

On the chariot is drawn a carrot, they call the nuts peanuts, but the protein filled the mouth with nuts with cash, and when the tree burned the nuts turned into popcorn. For me, this is an overcoming of idiotism from the very beginning of the cartoon.

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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100763
 21.07.2014
This will be a movie about once brave soldiers, and now - elderly retirees, who are tested a new super-active laxative.

Working title of the film - "Unstoppable" - 4.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №100762
 21.07.2014
From the news tape: "AUTOVAZ’s management will move on to its own production machines"
It is time! You see, and the domestic car industry now raise!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100761
 21.07.2014
The moral is this: if you do not see the advantages of what you have spent a bunch of money on, just look at the rest and call it ideal.

Artemis Lebedev, we recognized you!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100760
 21.07.2014
When the working day comes,
On the city trottoirs
Shorts, coats and shoes
People who sleep inside.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100759
 21.07.2014
What does it mean - hasn't taken a remake of the "Arrival of the train" yet? Even as they removed - it is called - "Source code"!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100758
 21.07.2014
It never happens that both spouses are lucky. Either he was lucky with her, or she was lucky with him.
They were both lucky when they didn’t meet.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100757
 21.07.2014
We work so intensely at work.
arxont: That only on Tuesday noticed the 1C server turned off on Thursday.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100756
 21.07.2014
When life is filled with meaning, there is no place for movement.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100755
 21.07.2014
Where to start?
I was in South Korea. Stunned by cleanliness. They said that was not always so. There was a riot, mountains of garbage were rolling everywhere, cleaners didn’t have time to clean the streets. They imposed draconian fines for garbage. The president of the country with the cabinet of ministers went out to the central streets with metals and melted the trottoirs. And this has become a tradition - they regularly work as street cleaners. They are not alone, the whole country is gone. No one is forced. Behind each store a section of the sidewalk was fixed, whose cleanliness they constantly monitor. Throwing on the road a straw or paper is a big penalty, and everyone is watching for this - you will not let go. You see under your feet rubbish - you have to pick up and take it to the urn.
The director of the factory goes through the territory. I saw a piece of paper on the ground. He turned, picked up the paper, took it to the urn, and then continued his journey.
The management of the factory - the tops headed by the director - mow the floor in the shop. The cache works. No one is surprised, we are used to it.
They are clean in the country. A very clean country.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №100754
 21.07.2014
Why are you looking on both sides? This is a unilateral movement.
It’s Russia, I’d look up!! to

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