Dear Student of Wolves!
I am a modern person enough to understand and try to solve objective problems.
I highly recommend going to the army. It’s hard to get anywhere late, and there you’ll realize that I didn’t mock you at all.
Everything can be compared, right?

Answers from Google:
My cat is constantly sucking his tail. And he swallows it at 8-10 cm!!! What about my cat?

X: To which subculture do you belong?
Y: it probably has the name "Born in the USSR" we gather near the monument to Lenin on Fridays evening. We drink vodka with black bread and silk. We listen to Tsoy, Butusov, the Gaza Strip and BG. And if you ask who the BG is, I’ll shoot you. I think I belong to that subculture.

It is so, listen to me. You pass by N-School, you get to the first small street behind it. You will not pass by, because there is still a canyon, in which the water is constantly stinking... You go further south to wash. You turn to the right side. You cross the street, walk along the bushes until you see a hole-shaped passage in these bushes. So, you turn into it and just go to the Department of Chief Architecture...

S*****: By the way, I recently learned that cats don’t cuddle with each other. They say they have this sound only to communicate with people.
D: I don’t see anything surprising. People also do not talk to each other "kis-kis-kis".

Gg: Comed home late, drunk, barely moved, stood up in a figured
Is he stuck? – He is stuck. Roffy is poor!!! to
Skovorodko: Well, of course, will you snoop if you get up... *ROFL*

XXX is
I still remember the movie I was crying for the first time.
XXX is
It was a Mortal Kombat.
XXX is
I was 4 years old and I didn’t get to see it. (reveal)

Shut-Up and Skate
I shorten the evil.

by Eugene:
I am a good lol.

Listen to the worst nightmare
x: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV control....)))).

My friend told me 
When he was a student, he lived in a shelter, the bed was two-tiered, stood near the window. He slept on the 2nd floor, where in the summer the wind blowed from the open window, which was not hot to sleep. So opposite, respectively, there was also a shelter and from it it was a little to see what was happening in his room by the window. Here he lies in one of his shorts, the hair on the pillow is scattered, and at the time they were up to his shoulders, and he realizes that in the neighboring shelter the guys noticed a semi-naked figure with long hair, which attracted their attention. Well, then, of course, he decided to get stuck, began to take the calling poses and all the way out. The boys, deciding that there was a girl in front of them, fell to the window, waiting for what would happen next. It ended up with a friend taking off the cowards, and those guys were blowing up like the wind.))))

July(18.03.2009 19:02):
Are you tall? ?
tyz(18.03.2009 19:04):
175 is
July(18.03.2009 19:06):
I’m 10 cm bigger than you!
tyz(18.03.2009 19:06):
I can already dry up.
tyz(18.03.2009 19:07):
The shoes 170
tyz(18.03.2009 19:07):
I cut my hair 168.
July(18.03.2009 19:08):
I like when the boys are higher than me even a lot!
tyz(18.03.2009 19:09):
I will not cut my hair, I will put Iroquese179, shoes on a thick foot 181, I will take a rooster 190

I sit for lectures so I don’t sleep.
yyy - this is from the category I drink sleeping pill for vigor O_o

X: We had something at the ISTFAK in the PGU.
The dean has the name Felt.
So, on the door of the dean on April 1st, a sign appeared (made by students, of course):
Entrance to the Decanate.

The complexity of the exam is determined not by the complexity of the subject, but by the complexity of the teacher.
by JiM

From the Women’s Forum:
For as long as I remember from the anatomy in one testicle, sperm matures, in another - urine is collected. I am not sure."

Lively Baby  
True laziness is when you are reluctant to even pretend you are working.
Lvlind  
You described my condition exactly.

I woke up. I hear the entrance. I look in the eye, and there OMON in masks runs up the top, they ran through, and the last went quietly and looked at me in the eye from the entrance...I feel the next I will be. :-(

xxxxxxxxxxx:
We could be a normal couple.
WOW :
If we were normal...

motorists... pedestrians... bikers o_o... I am a pilot

People are willing to pay a lot for not doing anything. and ready
Do a lot to pay nothing.