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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34138
 07.08.2010
Killer-XXX
If you get rid of me, you’ll be younger than me :)
Skeggr
By myself, I will argue. I will wear a shirt to work. No sweaters or sweaters. I will communicate with my colleagues officially, no panic.
Killer-XXX
Do you want to be a director at 30?
Skeggr
I will learn to say "no",
Skeggr
and "it is unacceptable"
Skeggr
and maybe even more "go nahuy"
Killer-XXX
:D

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №34137
 07.08.2010
xxx: The house phone is ringing - I take the phone, I go "ally", I am from there: who is this? and I am full of joy with the voice "this is me!"
xxx: from there "oy!" and hanged the phone

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34136
 07.08.2010
Koroleva-Tasha (16:42:22 6/08/2010)
Hi to

Koroleva-Tasha (16:42:35 6/08/2010)
Buy a chicken plyiz

witamin (16:43:45 6/08/2010)

Hi to you!
Options for telepathy

1st Chicken Cage Frozen
2nd Chicken grill
Three Chicken baked in a sleeve

Koroleva-Tasha (16:43:55 6/08/2010)
Buy a delicious!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34135
 07.08.2010
“It is time to return the police to its former name and to call our law enforcement bodies police,” Medvedev said.

I think this is too radical change. A compromising option could sound like "pilition".
To take into account both the pre-revolutionary name, and the current, and the kind of occupation of this structure.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34134
 07.08.2010
Go to the drinking bar.
Do you have anything cold?
The voice from the line: Cake!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34133
 07.08.2010
Dr. Evil: You have to conquer the world before the end of the world comes.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34132
 07.08.2010
Do you never do something like that in Sims?
Second: No, I usually do beautiful things.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34131
 07.08.2010
So I want to go out on the street in Moscow and scream: "Loshadkaaa"! and :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34130
 06.08.2010
Konstantin (16:19:25 6/08/2010)
For domains in the “.rf” zone, the Latin alias “www” works.
It should have been "s" ))

Paul (16:19:47 6/08/2010)
Or to watch.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34129
 06.08.2010
I have been sleeping on a hard surface for a year and a half, yoga there and all that.
WOW: and what you’ve achieved in this year and a half, what results, share
HHH: Yes, Nihua didn’t get, just now I can cut off on any bench

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34128
 06.08.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Tagged: hi
Listen, you have a lot of fucking stuff, take something off.
I mean, do I bet you?
Oh no, fucking, in the sense of eBook, read :)

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №34127
 06.08.2010
I don’t remember where I read about how an illiterate Eskimo asked a local missionary priest:
If I knew nothing about sin or God, would I go to hell?
The priest answered.
So why did you tell me all this? - Asked Eskimo very seriously"

by Anne Dillard

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34126
 06.08.2010
Alexis : Hi you. Do you have a place you would never like to visit again? ?
Donata: Yes, there is
Alexis: What is it?
Donata: There are a few.
( List of places )
and what?
Alexey: Well I just need some steep place, I want to bring a girl there on a date xD
Donata: Do you need a place for the girl to be scared or to fuck off?
I think it would be better xD
Bring her to the Philharmonic
Alexis : wow. This is the type! sps

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34125
 06.08.2010
My sea pig looks like a Neanderthal. She is loose, rough and constantly looking for food.
Teach her to fire.
YYY: Let it move into a new stage of development!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34124
 06.08.2010
Crol: I noticed that kind of fitch in the body of a colleague... She has such mirror circles on the slats, such as the decor... when in the shirt, a chic look opens up (and she is in the shirt), I think, to say a shirt or later... or not to speak at all.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34123
 06.08.2010
xxx (11:30:36 6/08/2010)
In fact, at the last collection in the waiting part I was registered as the head of the veterinary service.

xxx (11:31:08 6/08/2010)
I’m not going to be a veterinarian.

Gapa (11:31:26 6/08/2010)
These five, write an electronist in a veterinarian type one figure can repair, what a difference that :)

Gapa (11:32:10 6/08/2010)
Getting a horse?

xxx (11:33:39 6/08/2010)
I also cracked for a long time. DIBILY

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34122
 06.08.2010
<sim> Epic picture: in a trolleybus, a woman explains to a German grandfather who is Marshal Zhukov :-D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34121
 06.08.2010
Would you be offended again?
ALANF: Uhu... Pofig... I know such people. Fuck the offended!
VLAD: I heard the water run...
ALANF: You were terribly mistaken...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34120
 06.08.2010
Pasha
A single-dimensional mass is given with a dimension of N. Divide it into two masses, one of which contains only negative values of mass A, and the other - positive. Implementation in C++. Give it up!

Drimogemon
Are you pasha?? to

Pasha
Yes, Drimogemon write me this plz. I heard you write in C++ for food.

Anonymously
You’re probably quite down, because you can’t do that. Select all the elements in the cycle with the if selection.

Pasha
How do I, fucking, first know the size of those two masses?

Anonymously
My brain is burning!! I am a stupid Mongolian man!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34119
 06.08.2010
Ohhhhhh Today, he showed the game of his youth. LHX, Wolf3D, Doom and Prince of Persia. A nostalgic tour so to say :)
YYYYY What about the small?
Ohhhhhh Yes, no, on my phrase - you see what your uncle played before, he looked at me and gave - I see, and why did you play this?
YYYYY XD is

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