xxx: Do you know how an old Jew feels in line when he is the last?
XXX is unnatural.

YYY: And I decided to put my tattoo on my hand.
XXX What?
YYY: Well, the man’s face is so steep that they often wear on the shirts.
XXX: In the beret, what?
YYY: Well yes! And a bit of hair from under the beret comes out - an upset musician!
The fool is Ernesto Che Guevara!

Dear citizen!

"Given the popularity of BOR, there is almost a 100% probability that someone
The present is the future president.
of Russia.
So here.
Walk out of the BOR, szuco, and march to study, work, or what else you do there. Because of your
today’s lazy years through 20-30-40 country
It can be overwhelmed."

I fear the country will get angry before I get my job. I share your outrage, but I have to remind you that both my predecessors and I are at best half a matter. All destruction begins in the heads, in the people, and if there are lazy people and saboteurs around, I can do little. Do not be inert, and do not expect that suddenly a good wizard will fly and do everything right at once. A country’s prosperity is the daily hard work of millions, not the stroke of a magic rod.

With respect,
your future president.

The whole family has been on vacation since August 1. My mother works the second day at the request of clients, and I work the second day at the request of colleagues. Never stay home on vacation, well, or turn off your phones and never open the door to anyone!! to

I asked my wife to bring a snack with a beer.
After 10 minutes of strange sounds from the kitchen got hot cupcakes with oatmeal...

I eat soup. I am on a laurel list.
You have a letter :)
This is SPAM :(

Then newborns began to be given such exotic names, such as, for example, Vapunal, which means "Vladimir Putin - our leader".

To me alone it seems that "In the lap - nail" sounds pretty ambiguous?

It is known that about a quarter of Microsoft programmers are autistic.

What do you understand, idiots? Autism is a syndrome manifested in closure and lack of desire to communicate. At the same time, in the vast majority of cases, the intelligence of people with autism is significantly higher than that of normal people.
So is. Teaching the match!

From Sergey Lukyanenko post about funny phrases in stories

From the inner body of Harry broke out an evil laugh.

The first thought is going down. The second is Harry. Third is Ron. Fourth, she won’t give Snape such pleasure.

Hermione’s lips opened, missing the male tongue.

This is the only way to help Harry kill Lord.

Hagrid, whispering with saliva, with the head of a centaur in his hands, warned Dumbledore.

Voland-de-Mort thoughtfully shouted, “Avad Kedaur,” but Harry didn’t like to think at such moments and struck him with a butt before the dark lord said “A.”

“Something is wrong here,” Harry thought, looking at the bloodshed.

Voldemort grumbled terribly with a bruising laugh, his eyes turned in tension. Harry appreciated his chances of success and also smiled, only with bitterness. Phoenix was crying at his wound.

Dumbledore, Snape has poisoned your Phoenix!
No matter, he is old.

Harry is there!

Did you set him the purpose?

Hermione, what do you have on your shirt?
The Blood!
of whom?
It is yours, Harry. Your face is broken! Do you not see?

Do you know what they do in this area? I asked Sirius Harry.

Q: If there is no electricity at all, what will we do? The teacher will teach, the doctor will treat, the aithishnik -...
Teaching and Treating

NX: We are going to the field. Go with us.
Hardman in football?
Tag: in golf
Hardman: Which field are you going to?
Fuck the corn, fuck it! Are you going or not?

My husband is very busy at work.
Is it rom?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What would you like for dinner?
Theme: Pure
WOW: With what?
Tag: the cat
I’m going to catch...
Is gender characteristic very important? Will the cat go?

I want to fuck and not fuck!! to
yyy: how subtly understated =)

Stupid Andrew: Yes, this is a funny movie, though it’s a porn. I watched him myself. I liked the end there.
Relaxing by whom?

He was offended by his cat.
What has she done now?
She is sleeping with me for food!! to
- O_O

c) the chord

In Yekaterinburg, the desanters celebrated the holiday with an assault on a fruit store.

I think the day after day should be banned, like gay parades. Behavior of pigs. Here you served in the VDV, so sit in the evening at dinner and turn the stack and enjoy a quiet life. I personally celebrate the day of the Navy with my father.

from Vkontakte

Dashenka Ketova
A whimper is one who first confesses to you in love, and then then puts your friends under the avatars of hearts.

Yes, I agree, it’s just terrible.

Prize of the world, crystal, blasphemy, sheep, silver calash, oscar, grammy, golden grammofon, cup of European champions and AFTAMABIIL!!! The airline will make separate flights for passengers with young children and they will bear the brains of each other for 3-4 hours. c) YU

I see - along the road are two drunk men and warts: "VDV!!! The VVD!and "
A haishnikov car approaches them, they talk about it, and they leave.
The men followed: "DPS!!! The DPS!and "

I am ready to give my life for her, and she wants me to wash my dishes.