I stand in a traffic jams, a gazelle in front, all in dirt and with the inscription on the van: Hell is full, I’m back!

It is difficult to convey, easy to fucking and impossible to eat - watermelon.

Greetings to Sanchez)))
Greetings to Sarah ?
How is Alexander?? to
Alexandra how is it?? to
Alexander-I sometimes feel like you just copy my messages)))
Alexandra-Well, what can I do if we have the same names)))
And yes, the difference is only at the end.
Alexandra, here you are more right than ever ?

From Japan:
xxx: It was a matter, played in a student performance of the Lieutenant of the White Army. The premiere was successful, the benefit was successful. Buried afterwards. I decided to go home the next day. Directly in form. “Go away” would have been necessary, but there was a silo in the brain: “Esaul (cat) is unlikely to find food on the street. Unless you love a couple of cats.” Next is the oil painting. Near the entrance, the uncles were sitting on the benches. Do you know such people? A white guard officer who begins to awake approaches the entrance and commands: “Esau, come to me!” The axels broke.
Aunt in full. Since then, my reputation in that house has remained that.

Are you adult at all?
YYY: It seems to be.
XX: Did you define it by some bodies?
YYYYYY: Yes
yyy: bodies of internal affairs.
YYY: They gave me a passport.

Correspondence of lovers
Give me a debt, urgently!
Which one? o
D is married. >_<
P: Throw away the rubbish.

I also don’t see the tragedy in the child’s tears. Tragedy, if the child has no glaucoma, or the parents are idiots, but in the latter nobody sees the tragedy.

What kind of sport do you want your child to play when they grow up?
I: Well, probably somewhere so that I can stand for myself.
I am Capoeira?
Wife: Oh, he won’t give me a snail, so even if he sleeps...

xxx: Penetrated by Rosenthal and the words-exceptions, where after the whisperers write "o".
xxx: The choked Scottish chauvinist driver was driving on the highway and jongling with chocolate and crochet, as he suddenly heard a shrimp and, wearing a seamless cap, stopped, shocked by passing by the chauffeurs and eatery rattles, going into the chopsticks, looking at the burns of the driver, who was by specialization a joker and had several old burns. However, the driver picked up the shore shampoo and scattered everyone, shouting that he would burn them all by playing a crack.

Once, my mother grabbed on her head that on the Internet you can find and learn absolutely everything.
Now I sit and go to the ground on the local market kg of potatoes for landing...

I went to dump rubbish today. Just got out of the entrance - some young hop picked up my bag and the torture was fucking with him. At the level of reflexes, I chase him, catch up, put it in full, take the bag and go home happy.
I feel like I’ve fucked myself somewhere.

On the frozen ocean-covered planet of Patsayev is the largest inscription made by man. Andrei Kobzar, a miner ruined in the search for the zero element, with the help of a mass accelerator on the A-61 "Bogomol" carved in the ice the inscription in Russian: "There is nothing here." The inscription is clearly visible from space. Although it was supposed to serve as a warning to future colonists, tourists are now flying here to look at it.

- description of the planet of Patsayev in the game Mass Effect

And then my child gives out: ah, you told me my secrets, and I will tell yours - you have blood flowing from the p... and also you have the money tree dried up.

She did everything right. Never talk about children as if they were not around. Especially if it is not true. Have you forgotten yourself?

What else is this "Turing test"? Turing had no aunt, he was homosexual.

My son says, “Mom, do you have new trousers?”
I say yes, he’s classy!

The son (3 years old) approaches his mother and says, "Mommy, what is this for a bag of letters like a pelican?"
and with them.

With this, please, to friends, employees at work... There your child will be admired and smiled as much as necessary.
From us with your children from #Battle.
What does the pediatrician say about age development? Rejoice, it is just wonderful for you.

Married men do not exist for me as a class.
Just as objects.

life collision - a colleague called her daughter by the name of an unbearable mother-in-law and uses the most hated for that diminishing-loving form of the girl's name, admiring the royal purple color of the face of a loving grandmother

xxx: Can you tell me how not to burn that looked on the roof on the compass?? to
Yyy: Well, to start removing sperm from the monitor...

There is nothing more interesting than a newspaper in the hands of a passenger sitting next to it.

SMS from Mom: "Meet the whole grandmother hold"