To all who survived the five months of winter, the sixth is a gift.

The Old School Strategy of the Middle Ages

How to extract iron?
Yyy: You just have to get ridder out of it.

I stayed for a night with a friend who is a vegetarian among colleagues. In the evening, we ate the fruit and vegetables (separately). As a result, most of the vegetables were in my plate. On the question, and why then she was recorded at herbivore work, she shared that she doesn't like to cut meat - to say, slippery, unpleasant to mess. So the secret of where vegetarians come from is simple – they become those who have not been able to overcome lazyness...well or especially lazy creatures.

"From buying chickens, I am separated only by the need to cut them in time. I think, I doubt, I try to find a volunteer
They are so rarely stupid, it’s not a pity, you’ll break yourself.
Seven years ago, after a trip to the south, we decided to name the pigs that we will ever have - Saratov Haishnik and Mias Haishnik. It was not a pity to break. Friends were enthusiastic and called their pigs Juvenalka and Policeman. I have since expanded the list of names for pigs.

If I exclude from my menu those products that do not recommend a gastroenterologist, cardiologist, neurologist, endocrinologist and urologist, then I can only eat water and then boiled.

What is the secret of my impeccable style and exquisite taste?
A simple rule: Wear what the cat does not sleep on.

Would Lenin wake up if a beautiful prince kissed him?

A friend you haven’t seen for a long time and go to visit: Do you eat meat?
We are: Yes. But we can and cannot eat, we are tolerant of gastronomic minorities!

XXX: I say to the guy: open the sheet, take the first Aitem, in it this field go to Google
XXX: he gives me a screenshot of the sheet and says, I discovered, which aitem is here first?
XXX and there is one.
Chapter 8: One Fucks
XXX: I tell him, well, you count them from top to bottom, which one will be the first and take them.
XXX is gone.

xxx: I also tried to press two such humanoids in the electric car. I thought I was small and I couldn’t get rid of it.
For this reason you have been given eggs by nature, so that we may be cut off from you.

She took the younger to the hygienist.
She began to talk about the importance of brushing teeth in the morning and evening.
Especially in the evening, because the teeth are left with pieces of food and the microbes eat them. And if the teeth are cleaned, the microbes will remain hungry.

Here is finally the cause of the night-burnout, when you suddenly realize yourself at three o’clock after midnight, in cowards, in front of an open refrigerator, with a cape of borscht.
It’s not me, it’s the microbes that have forced me!
They were hungry!

by Marinalevy

Fox: and where, fucking, so much water in Moscow
I am just preparing for my diploma.

[11:12:17] Nisl: Tane has sent?
[11:12:32] Evgeny Maksimov: you have to come up with how to do this here there is no contact or faces)))
[11:12:35] Evgeny Maksimov
[11:12:36] Evgeny Maksimov: by mail
[11:21:19] Nisl: The old believer!
[11:21:40] Evgeny Maksimov: a star?))
[11:21:50] Evgeny Maksimov: The End of the Star?)
[11:33:07] Nisl: What?
Evgeny Maksimov: Fuck
Evgeny Maksimov: Starover
Evgeny Maksimov: Fuck, this is our word
[11:35:07] Evgeny Maksimov: not a translator

You can bury the real Iljić, and in the mausoleum silicone copy for excursions to leave, the dough doll does not ask and take with it much less than with the mummy in our non-Egyptian climate.

It’s true that the Android voice search works not only on "Okay Google" but also on "Get in the corner"?

From the news:
Catherine Lundgren was 51 years old when she died of a disease for which she was trying to get disability benefits.
Two months after her death, the insurance company was rejected.
“The fact that a woman has died does not mean that her working capacity is reduced,” says Cecilia Udin of the Insurance Fund.

O_O

Do they have necromants working there in the social services or in the response of the speaking head is a wildly wicked hint encoded?? to

Buddhism is the knowledge of the world with the eyes closed; Christianity - with the bound; Muslims - with the sculpted.

One day I met a beautiful girl.
We went to the cinema, drank coffee, went for a walk. And it seems all well. I smile and shoot with my eyes. But it didn’t even come to kisses. Only in the cheek to say goodbye.
I was young and did not know the magic word for the letter "F". But by non-verbal signs, I realized that it was not lighting. Just as if he calmed down and stuck – it calls. Tom calls for a walk.
We went on a walk with Peter. As they went, I was told how she broke up with her ex-boyfriend and how bad she was. And when we reached the Palace Square, crowded with tourists, she said the classic:
Why can’t I just find a normal good guy?
I looked in focus at her. It is in the crowd of people around. With such a dreamy expression. Type: “Where is he, this guy...”
To say goodbye, I was kissed in the cheek.
Time has passed. Sometimes we read on the net. At some point she called again and with the same breath called for a walk.
We went the same route again. And while we went to the Palace, I was told how she was left without work and how she had accumulated delays on loans. And if she does not pay off the debt, it will be bad. They will be put in prison by evil banks. The only way out is to find someone who would take a loan on himself, repay her debt, and she would then give back.
But where to find such a man now... – she finished.
And she looked at me with wet eyes in focus. I watched a crowd of tourists. With such a dreamy expression: “Where is he, such a man...”
I kissed her for goodbye. In the face.

Let us hold together! The pensioners offered Medvedev.

Let me remind you of this joke.

Press on the scanner – everything works... He looks at me with a victorious look.
Do you know what you did, woman?
You fought the computer.

China hacked the Pentagon. Every Chinese entered a password"mao дзе duen". On the second billion, the server agreed that it had a password "mao дзе dun"