I explained to my son that it is not decent to curl in the nose. Given the age, she explained for a long time what a public place is, what a society is, what a person is.
She explained to the phrase, “You can only be a person in the toilet.”
My husband is now looking at me strangely.

by Sergio
I didn’t know there was a coffee samba. I just don't understand the meaning of this product.

Zina
Probably not buying grain.

by Sergio
In my dilettant view, it is the same as making tequila already salty and with the taste of lime.

by Sergio
I introduced an Aztec mixture of vodka with ice cream with floating bread crumbs in it and shrunked green onions.

Today in the blogs:
The summer has come
Yves Saint Laurent has died
Gay parade in Moscow

Just some hockey.

XXX is
I got quarreled.

YYYY
Again, because of what?

XXX is
We walked around and saw two twins.

XXX is
This is the first time I see such frightening twins.

XXX is
I got rid of it, okay, fuck it.

YYYY
:D

Voronoff (09:02:15 4/06/2008)
The clocks presented to DR - they with arrows and with the date - I look yesterday show me June 33

Voronoff (09:02:39 4/06/2008)
It turned forward and they counted the month to the number 38.

The milk...
Going for a new job. So it turns out that my boss is a girl somewhere my age. Only the day I went to work, she went on vacation.
In short, the situation is this: everyone is trying to marry me off-site with her))) type she has a car, and an apartment... on the job she has a lot of experience, will tell and show...
One of my colleagues was talking to her on the phone. I heard from the edge of my ear that she was interested in how there was a new employee (i.e. I am.
Fuck, I’m already beginning to fear the day she’ll go to work. Interesting and scary...

Write how it will end...
The country is really looking forward to continuing...
Well, you’re writing like interesting, so sign up, let’s add.

Letter of Director:
Dear colleagues,
I would like to draw your attention to the fact that the permanently closed blinds in the glass walls of the cabinets on the 5th floor do not allow your colleagues to see your young smiling faces and deprive us all of a significant share of communication. With the blinds open, colleagues passing through the hallway can smile to you and transmit important information with the help of expressive non-verbal signs.
Please keep the blinds between the cabinets and the corridor as open as possible, closing them only when you have something to hide:
a) when counting money, b) when absorbing food that you do not want to share with colleagues, c) when holding orgies, d) when visiting the clinic by all sorts of examiners.
thank you!

xxx: There should be three buttons in the alarm: "Sorry, not now", "Sorry, not today" and "Blue..."

I am the only one, after moving from the car to the public transport, I try to stick in it...

Not on the move. My friend motorcyclist crossed from a motorcycle to a Ford transit in the intersection runs........))

1st Have you searched?
2nd No more than meat :)

<iddqd>: I lived a castrated cat for 4 months... yesterday he, the fox, gave birth...

Not every empty place should be considered vacant.

One person posted an advertisement on the sale of his Lada-2105 on one of the

European car sites.

Here is his translation:

“Don’t miss your chance! Lada from 1987, long-lasting Russian

The car.

I need a decent 4x4 SUV, I can also exchange for a digital

The camera.

First a little about the car.

Honestly checked out!

Painted in "city camouflage" to emphasize its Russian

of origin.

Probably 90% made from melted remains of Russian tanks.

Oil from Siberia.

carefully assembled on the conveyor by Russian workers, so that their German

Colleagues cry of jealousy when they look at the result.

The motor:

1.5 liters of Russian rage, which gives 75 horsepower.

Available in any weather!

The brave sound of the exhaust suggests some pedestrianism

V-tek engines from Honda.

The transmission box:

Five forward and one back.

The maximum speed is only 110 km/h, but is controlled

Quite easy.

Of course, it whispers at high speed, but show me any

Another car crossed with a bulldozer that doesn’t!

The internal separation:

A pleasant combination of beige and the color of fresh shit.

Additional equipment :

As we say, optimists: nothing that can be easy.

to break!”



The car was sold in a few minutes.

The doctor tells the patient:

You need to stop masturbating.

Why Doctor?

Because it prevents me from looking at you.

Me-Y: And Lance is hot as always...
me-Y: "Lanc[E]r >> I fucked my catchy... we fucking with her, and in the most sensitive moment I pick up a gas pistol from under the pillows, throw her in the mouth and shout "Who sent you, shit??????!!!!!". If you could see her eyes...I no longer have a girlfriend..."

Ninko
What are you doing now?
Playing
I take off my sports trousers.
Ninko
Continue to...
Playing
Then the tile...
Ninko
And then, continue...
Playing
I’m starting to shoot Mike.
Ninko
...
Playing
I discovered that I took off the shorts along with the pants.
Playing
I’m looking for cowards on the floor.
Playing
I cannot find...
Playing
The relatives come in and see me sitting on the baskets and naked.
Playing
I’m in my pants in front of me.
Playing
Tomorrow we’ll go with the whole family to Narik 0_o

Fuck, my head hurts.
Tagged: Shuyali
Nuts: Maybe a thrombus, maybe an infection, maybe something else. It is necessary to perform MRI, lumbar puncture and blood tests for infection, parasites and proteins.
NER: O_O
Ner: You will die
Nuts: Fuck, and even less to look at the house)

[22:26:24] <Che_burashka> I am tall, blue-eyed brunette athletic bodybuilding
[22:26:40] <Che_burashka> joke
[22:26:45] <Viola> my uncle says so about himself
[22:26:56] <Viola> so what are you?
[22:27:13] <Che_burashka> bald, thin, small, classy grey
[22:27:24] <Viola> I 23-164-51
[22:27:45] <Che_burashka> is this your number on the telogreek?
[22:28:03] <Viola> you are also evil

Here is another saying that our generation is gone, a clear example of what is not:
I go out of the corner and suddenly my grandmother and we are synchronous with her "Pray!"

Where does Runet begin? With the CCS...