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[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17414
 20.06.2009
About Fishing (History of the Funny 90s)
I bought one familiar new jeep Paderu, we just went fishing.
In Konakovo we washed, well, he fell with us on the tail.
On the account of fishing he was not very aware, he knew a firm one - "and what there was.
to catch? Drink to drink!“Then I went.
Generally speaking, we do not have to drive in our cars, of course.
It’s nice to get off in a new jeep.
While he was driving, he sprinkled all his brains with stories about what a good jeep he had.
Powerful and everywhere. I was sinfully convinced that the ordinary
“Parkettist,” but not to discourage him, so as not to hurt.
So we went to a loan to a friend of Yegher, settled,
We washed the arrival.
I have to say that the egger was really similar to all the famous Kuzmich,
as long and uncomplicated, and of course pursued had Kuzmich. as him
I don’t even know the real name. He started with Vitaly.
Tarantino is never everywhere, and everything is the same.
The Spirit.
After the fourth bottle Vitalka pulled Kuzmić out on the street - to prove
the permeability of the aggregate.
Where to prove it? Next to borrowing. No river, no river
In the knee, in the knee. Well, and Vital specifically there all the jeep and entered.
The manna did not reach the opposite shore - the structure stung.
We are already sitting very relaxed, two wet and dirty wonders are falling,
with matyugs and almost sober, go, say, to pull the car out of the stream.
We immediately explained who of us should go where, and we dropped.
Sleep is wiser in the morning.
In the morning, you could see the bathing of the red horse.
Vitalka wandered near his red pagherka killed in the slum, you won't understand
Whether it is from the intersection, or is the person really upset.
And of course, everyone began to advise how to catch a machine out of the river.
It turned out to be nothing at all. Or in the night the jeep roots put into the soil,
or seaweed which they held for a deaf, but neither to bring nor to move it with
We could not place.
They couldn’t until Kuzmich woke up from the backyard.
He threw the Wasik out and used it into the river to catch Pagerka. in the river
It was useful because it was not enough to get stuck from the shore of the wire, well.
In fact, he also stood up on the approach to Pagerka.
Of course, the coastliner Kuzmić beat himself in the chest - he said this
I moved the river ten times, and here to see the rain - water.
has risen. Get up, it’s not easier. Wait until the water drops.
We went fishing, and actually for the weekend!
Everything was very wet, very pleasant. Go to “warm up.” by V
In the process of "warming up" decided that without external help we clearly two
Not to pull the karaoke out of the river, decided to go to the village for a tractor.
The problem is that if Kuzmich had taken the tractor right away, he’t.
We would have to drive 15 km to the village by foot, yet not knowing exactly will find.
We have a tractor in place.
The tractor we found, of course, a large, old, hooked ringwheel.
First, the tractor driver pressed on the pick up to pull - say, the tractor is not
It works and is far away. But when I found out that we went fishing,
Another one-and-a-half box of vodka left, then we loaded onto the iron horse.
I tried to borrow quickly.
I would rather walk those miles.
The tractor, of course, is good, but the rabbit, the iron ringtone, relentlessly revelled.
Narring the tired interiors, whispering like a storm on a ship,
It was saved that in the cabin were tighted together by four, so "spring up to
The roof was not allowed by the neighbors. It smelled sunny, seamless and terrible.
by Peregrine.
Everything good ends sooner or later, and we have arrived. Two Cranes
waiting for our return instead of disassembling
To enjoy the landscapes at the water decided the slug.
to improve our health (it still allowed), but in our minds
There was a long absence and a lot of available drinks.
They were so good that we just moved them to the sarai in the senoval.
I do not hear the roar.
Well actually sat down, drank a little "for the meeting" "for the meeting" "for the meeting"
mutual benefit and peace in the world.”
Most of all, Vitalka was on the waterplane - because in sorrow, the tractorist -
For the sake of the company, and for the sake of Kuzmić.
Peter and I didn’t philonize, but we didn’t catch up with this three.
could be.
After three hours, someone remembered exactly why we were all here.
They gathered! Did you think about fishing? Hrenly! Pull out two bats.
Pediculoses drowned in the river.
Well, of course, they came together to the river.
Trachtur rolled out "on position", and the good to Uaz was not far behind.
He and his ship to the shore. It was harder with Peggy. Drunk tractor
Naotrez refused to throw the ashes into the river, rightly fearing that it would not be possible.
Waze will no longer pull him out of there.
No warnings helped, refused even vodka, not what
of money. But since he still wanted vodka, the way out of the situation was
is proposed.
At the padjork on the kangaroo, the swamp hangs - you need to scratch the wires and on that
When the tree gets stuck, it will pull itself out.
Kuzmich immediately in doubt - said this Japanese fucking even the river not to swim
Maybe it’s not a swamp... Well, there are no trees on that shore either.
one bush.
Here I suggested that the wasik be dragged back into the river if it comes.
catch them Pagerka, and the tractor Wazik pull, just the missing 4
Meters are compensated. Take a tractor or two.
to pull out. They did so.
The happiness of Vitalka was indescribable - the good of his machine was not
There was water on the carpets, but nothing more. if
If he had forced the rainbow, I’t have stung.
at all. Of course I drank for that.
Suka Kuzmich could not calm down on the account of Pagerki, look very Japanese
Technical for the soul.
I went back to Vitalka, now about the swallow. Word for Word, Vitaly
in the principles of utility - said the swallow that you will raise, although Padgerka and
will raise!
In general, they went to the courtyard with three trolleyers... Three, because the tractorist was also with them.
I was involved, so to say, with a technical consultant.
This b..lin consultant entered a drunk on the pine and wire for the lower branch
I stumbled. Have you seen the saucer? Big and thick, and its branches begin
Very high from the ground. Come in, you drunken shit!
Vitalka дятел пульт took and let me cheerfully on the buttons, moll st,
I will show you!
I showed.
I don’t know if his brains have flattered, or what, but when the swamp
I pulled the puddle up, he pulled the puddle so fast, that together with the
The car crashed under the branches. It only stopped when a few cars
meters above the ground along the armor.
In general, when we saw these strawberries entering completely dry and
Clean, I didn’t think of anything bad at first.
Then, when we went out and saw a car hanging in three meters.
To be honest, I personally stumbled.
Vitalka wandered around the pine acki cat around the oak, even a chain of gold was
In general, they began to think about who would sit behind the controller.
The trawler of the fox immediately repelled, say once has already climbed, and now
even the car prevents, "in reach" to the pine can not climb.
Kuzmich pulled the staircase, somewhat dragged the tradesman on the car,
Arrived at the controller. Sitting a fox on a kangaroo, knocking the controller, Pagik down
He moves, gets up on his ass and begins to jump onto the roof. Vitalka Oret
“Stand up!” Again hearing up, again down, and again heading up.
Briefly attached the rope of the underwear from the bottom of the cloth, and pulled like a rope, from
The Suns. Damn there, Pagero is heavy, they didn’t squeeze. The tractor driver,
the rope for the tractor - pulls, trends the rope! Deliciously delicious about pudding.
Knee, who was sitting on the kangaroo, was just down.
Dumb to Dumb. In general, they hit the screw on this body - it is already dark, you have to sleep.
We agreed that the tractorist will bring another wire in the morning and take off.
The car.
It actually succeeded. Not in the morning, but in the afternoon, the car was taken.
The appearance of it was of course already combat, all dirty, dirty, and quite dirty.
Remembering in the most unexpected places.
In general, for all my fishing life, such a fishing, that I will never go.
Getting it was the only time.
We bought fish on the way back.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17413
 20.06.2009
The inscription “complete 99%” delights only the first three hours.

[ + 29 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17412
 20.06.2009
I walk somewhere along the street past the military committee, watching a dialogue between a grandmother and a major:
Grandma asks the Major.
Is it your car and your driver? (Ticking a finger into the car, where behind the wheel sits an unwavering soldier)
Major says
So exactly, what’s the matter?
Your driver just sent me!! to
A major with an unwavering face says, “Let’s get it done and ask a soldier of the type was this or not?” The soldier responds clearly and according to the charter "That is exactly, Comrade Major, sent!!!". Major asks another important question "What was it for?", which again receives a clear answer "That is, Comrade Major, it was!!and "
Major turns to the grandmother and says "That's all right, GO TO X#Y!"
I am proud of our army and its invincible soldiers and officers!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17411
 20.06.2009
You know, there is always an inscription on the sites at the bottom of the pages, such as everything is protected, copyright.
On one of the sites saw: "All rights are protected and protected by law. And let not God let any fox spit the news or the article - we will come and break the fucker, because they themselves have barely spit them!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17410
 20.06.2009
I went to the hospital yesterday and I was awakened by the sunlight this morning. I get up, go to the window and see this picture: the sun is slowly rising over the cemetery.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №17409
 20.06.2009
I now saw a wonderful picture, Kiev station, sitting on the staircase, drunk in the shit, a little blurred, and on it the Extreme Weekend Maika.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17408
 19.06.2009
-=MiNu$=-: The girl lost her job in her suitcase FEN!!! But it’s a shit, she found him there after a while, she says, fell into a secret pocket. PPC...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17407
 19.06.2009
Q: Am I a Jew?
WOW: And what not?
HHH: What are you?
WOW: What am I?
HH: And why not?
Is it none?
Oh yeah ok.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17406
 19.06.2009
Will: "Who is calling me? I don’t know that number!"
Yura: "this is Igor..."
Will: "What else is Igor?and "
Yura: "Everyone has their own Igor..." )))))))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17405
 19.06.2009
It was good at the picnic. Very delicious meat - pork, kebabs, chicken, friendly people.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17404
 19.06.2009
Talk about who calls your favorites.

I’m a cat and she’s a bitch :)

I’ve found this for him – a black...
She is different from me, but she is often the queen.

Zzz: and he calls me ZUK KOROED, I destroy his brain cortex...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17403
 19.06.2009
Today I watched the movie, "Summertime" called, about vampires.
And here’s a scene, A young beautiful vampire sits with a girl in a coffee shop and says, yes, I can read my thoughts. It begins to show everyone and say who thinks... well, in general, all kind of shit, but what broke me for ten minutes...
They show the bearded uncle on the whole screen... and the vampire says – about the cat thinks)))

There is no such thing as Sisadmin, destiny.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17402
 19.06.2009
There is no creature in the world more graceful than a bulldozer.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №17401
 19.06.2009
Why girls wear dark glasses, it is impossible to judge if she is scary or cute
____________________________________________________________

Why do girls wear pants? I can’t tell if her legs are shaved.
Why do girls wear headscarves? I can’t tell you what kind of breasts she has.
Give the girls a chance to see everything right away. :D

Did you not think that not all girls want them to be constantly evaluated by every meeting, mmm?
Bring the plz to the best, maybe at least someone will get that if a girl goes on the street - it does not mean that she is looking for new acquaintances and adventures on the ass :-D

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №17400
 19.06.2009
How is it on the love front?
No front
I am a pacifist :)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №17399
 19.06.2009
I go by bicycle on the trail. A blonde is ahead. Approaching the stop. There is an urna, and a mini-fire begins from an untouched cigarette.
This cute creature grows in a bag and looks at the urn.
Well, I think now there will be water and it will sink.
She gets some aerosol bubble, shakes and let them quench))))))))
Then there was show. The flame of the bowling, the scream of the blonde and the whisper of everyone who has seen this miracle.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17398
 19.06.2009
Mary_Jane downloads course on Intellectual Property Protection

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17397
 19.06.2009
Don’t you think it’s time to add the "Humor" section?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17396
 19.06.2009
President of the Russian Federation. Today you went to visit Kaspersky’s office, and the entire business center was seized by garbage and OMON, all cars were evacuated, the micro-area was blocked for entry, people were not released to the toilet and lunch for an hour. Don’t take care of yourself by wasting taxpayer’s money. Do not lie to yourself - you have not surrendered to anyone, except for rudeness, we have no feelings for you.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17395
 19.06.2009
and NEM:
My grandmother bought a new TV. The son-in-law (handy such an uncle) came to adjust it and not by chance, not on the machine set on the 7 button porn channel...
The next day, the honorable lady called her daughter and began to get upset:
Wow, what a shit that is! It is insane! It is horror!! distortions of some sort. But it delays...

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