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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6455
 05.06.2008
Here is the rest of the weekend:
My girlfriend's parents left for the whole weekend, so we broke up to intimate...
Now she’s sitting graduate doing, and I’m sitting next to her, with a member named ‘saviour’. and :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6454
 05.06.2008
He is:
Jay, I want you so.

She is:
I’ve been sick for three days, I’m probably nervous.

He is:
Oh not. I no longer want

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6453
 05.06.2008
Vicious> K. Rice: "The United States has overcome a lot on the road to good"
Serg M> The main obstacles were that good is alien. ))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6452
 05.06.2008
You lied to me, I thought you were working, and you were admin!!!and (

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6451
 05.06.2008
He’s one of those people who use hand dryers in the toilet while passing by the scrap.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6450
 05.06.2008
Pagost: and if her ischo and patch it - a good half of your headaches - will suddenly shrink into being =)
DarkFilin: You take your Odmin shots deeper into yourself...
You should study physics only for self-development purposes.
Pagost: I know physics, ept
DarkFilin : Yes? If you swim in a swimming pool on a boat... a stone lies in a boat (and it does not sink) - what happens if you throw a stone into the pool?
Pagost: Should I throw a stone if the boat does not sink? = p
DarkFilin: Fuck, I asked to push my Odmin shots deeper...

Nahuya swimming in a swimming pool on a boat, and yet with a stone?

Pizzas will give him the amins of the pool, bp

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6449
 05.06.2008
Bear: My mother is constantly saying "I need to sleep with the problem". I was angry with the old man, and now he is oppressing me. Should I sleep with her too?

My mom does not advise.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6448
 05.06.2008
When they show Medvedev in the chair, for some reason there is a feeling that his legs hang from the chair without reaching the floor... And when he says something serious, he talks with them over and over...

But he has a head, the sugar is big.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6447
 05.06.2008
I read a quote about the evangelists of the American continent who wrote the book in the period from 2 B.C.E. 4 and plush.
The counter showed 666.
Symbolically

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6446
 05.06.2008
Lady Mefisto: It seems that the standard of the ideal quotation has changed... In the place of "huyace O_o" comes "in my mouth the legs!"))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6445
 05.06.2008
I woke up in the morning and think I’ll read it.
Anyone who brushes their teeth at half a.m. will understand me.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6444
 05.06.2008
Top Abyss

1: [ 55 ] [discuss] added 2008-06-03 20:08
I am abandoned by my bride because of my work, because I am gone, and I disappear all day at work.
Mary I love you!Bring me to the top please, sorry.
The Senate.
2: [ 47 ] [ discuss] added 2008-06-02 20:47
XXX: He seemed strange when he put both the rings on my finger.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6443
 05.06.2008
The RBC:
Clinton agrees to be Obama’s right hand

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6442
 05.06.2008
Bobry
Hi to you! You do not have any known zoologists. You need to figure out a couple of questions: how does the fly with its wings mount up its legs when it is about to sit on the ceiling? And as a carcass rolls into the body: lowers its head and runs around a circle? He has a head like a screw... roughly speaking.

Hoollywear
D is burning

Hoollywear
Walk to Isho!

Bobry
Well, I’m seriously!!!!!!!!!!!! Please find out who knows.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6441
 05.06.2008
SEMKA^: I sat the cat on the leg delicious came... I thought the cat knows how to mate)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6440
 05.06.2008
XXX is
Have you watched the cartoon of Daddy Woody?
YYYY
Ohha to!
XXX is
I saw it at the beginning "Guess who" and rjot
YYYY
Ohha
XXX is
This third quoted the quotation and pleased.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6439
 05.06.2008
He went from work.Near the car school.A car runs inside on the stands
It is written respectively:"left" and "right".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6438
 05.06.2008
Fuck, give me Plushchenko and this pudor with a violin and I will go to take the exam!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6437
 05.06.2008
A__S is:
I heard that in the CS there is a chip that allows you to ban any player. Is it true?
by Royeri:
This is not a chit, it is an admin.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6436
 05.06.2008
by Neplushit!You are curious...
Aries: Are you curious? Why is?

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