Continued with:
XXX: Listen, have you never been in contact with AAA? About Roma
YYY: is not I don't have time, if you want to go - what you need to take
XXX is sad.
The Congress??? This is the element of the Mendeleev table, right? Named in honor of the XX Congress of the CPSU?
YYY: aaaa, pptc, you exploded my brain

They conceived in a state of non-gravity and now day by day expect a baby, which, according to Dr. Piroshkov, should be a boy. They hope to give birth to him by the 67th Congress of the Party and have already prepared the name of Congress for him in advance.
V. Voynovich, "Moscow 2042"

Three days ago I broke my left arm, but not as terrible a fracture as jokes about brilliants.

Review of the film "They Sell Even Rain"
This is a film about Jews, right?
About the Indians.
Thanks for the suggestion, I was just confused by the title of the film.

Megaphone made me happy this morning. "Replace the joke with your name". I don’t know, I didn’t remember a joke with my name except as “Anton Gandon.”

The first channel is about autism. "Autistic people are used differently. Napier and Billgates. It is known that about a quarter of Microsoft programmers are autistic.

There is no more secret...

The parents named the daughter in honor of President Medvedev. The girl will have to be Medmia (whether this neoplasm is inclined and inclined is not exactly known).Such a practice - to give children names in honor of the head of state by inventing the original abbreviation or as derivatives of popular slogans - existed in the USSR. The children were again named in honor of the leader of the country began with the coming to power of Vladimir Putin. Then newborns began to be given such exotic names, such as, for example, Vapunal, which means "Vladimir Putin - our leader".
Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta, we take a little with us.

Are you online? and health.
xxx to eeee.
xxx are you here?
Why are you silent?
XXX is cake.
XXX: Hello to you!! to
XXX is out!
Oh noah! noah!! to
WOW: Fuck, I can even once get in touch porn watch without your "Q"?!! to

tertuykalach: in turn for the procedure are sitting two smokers, in the hands of a scanword.
Doroha for lunch...what else is it?
The dining room on the second floor... the elevator, I’m fucking...
- L-y-f-t... Nihera, there are 5 letters.
Are you stupid? Two le...

xxx: Eating the flies flying in the village sort "Go in the ass!", it was a big mistake...
They seem to have been waiting for this invitation (((

<xxx> Mayor of Vilnius Arturas Zookas on the BTR demonstrably crushed the incorrectly parked Mercedes
<yyy> In the next series, the mayor of Vilnius shoots three guys drinking beer on a playground.
<zzz> God, stop us from the Rocket Mayor...

She sincerely believes she is a vampire.
Do you look for her blood when you meet her?
xxx: no, but recently she didn’t allow me to kill a mosquito, motivating it by the fact that he would be her "brother".
YYY: So you... look at her better—maybe she’s still a mosquito?

Larisa
There are only pony in my world. They eat rainbow and catch butterflies! ?
Tkachoff
Ready to argue, they still drink brandy, not singing))
Larisa
Well...not all pony are perfect))))))

Sergey : guys, have you read about selling pieces for real in Diablo 3?
I finally found my dream job!

Solist wisdom: badly smoothed will well go for fresh remorse

xxx: Do you have the feeling that you are entering the room and don’t remember what you wanted to do?
YYYY: well
I have the feeling that dogs have a whole life like that.

Brother (serving in Kamchatka under contract) told a group of their officers some
In this way, after writing off a torpedo from about the wartime, they decided to silence her fish on the river.
A torpedo with a charge, but without an explosive, it was decided to take the Bickford cord, threw its length,
to burn for 3 minutes, they wrapped her to the flesh, dropped the rope and let go, hid and sat waiting, and
Something apparently the time did not calculate, it burns for 5.7 minutes, they think it will no longer horrify and there is nowhere to go.
The barge and carefully being in line with the wreath, the torpedo explodes, the barge drowns, the soldiers wave, the point plays.
The following day, local newspapers covered headlines "Echoes of war!","Torpedoes of war times
It was a miracle in the local river!"

Medvedev approved the construction of Disneyland in the Kaliningrad region.! to
It will be a nuclear power plant.

The sunset is like a cockroach.
He runs away from me..."(c) V. Petkun

I suggest cutting these words on the grave stone of Russian rock!
YYY: I propose to cut a petkun on the grave stone of Russian rock
XXX: you can as an option just cut out the Petkun!

I made a real men’s sandwich!
Yyy: What about the eggs?

2:25:45 zzz : Watched the new "people of X", nicotine.
2:27:08 zzz : I really liked only one episode,.
2:28:37 zzz : When Xavier and Magnito look for mutants in turn, they come to Rosomach, he drinks in the bar and smokes a cigar.
They seem, he sends them to hell and they leave.