There is no humor:
It is...
In fact, it contains nothing at all.
Anyone else can write shit here, but I can’t.

The Fucks Who? Who? who? Do you post anecdotes and anecdotes in the abyss?! to

I ate the whole package of corn sticks, but I never understood whether it was a flavored poron or not.

<SanRemo> asked him to call back, said his name is "oleg"
<SanRemo> I call you. At the end of the day "Oleg deviations"
<SanRemo> well I have a machine and it’s gone "and when will it come back?"

You need to get tickets to ST. The Metro Em. I forgot how it was called. The Japanese name.
The Chinese city?
She is: Yes. exactly.

HHH
How to Find the Postal Index?

WOWU
Go to mail.
The nearest
to home

HHH
Mega is urgent!

WOWU
Escape to

No, well, only the Pandos could have built the plot of the film on how six fools jump from a ship into the sea and die because they can't get back.

It just became interesting, but are there people with high ideals who consider the presence of those important? People for whom to betray a friend for the sake of money or a grandmother are unthinkable, who do not think it is meaningless to be principled in this cruel and cynical world, and so on?
If there are other people besides me, give me a sign.

jablokov: I approach means in the market to the box office and there a young family with children are arguing about something, the husband takes something from the shelf near the box office, the wife cleans back, a couple of children are carried around, the wife in the kangaroo has another, quite small.

jablokov: I get up for them and see the final: the husband himself puts a pack of condoms in place, and pronounces "good, dear let's save again" and kisses the younger child in a small bald head.

Tonight I couldn’t fall asleep, not because there were guitar songs under the windows, but because I knew all the words and I sang!!!))

Dear Igor Dmitrievich!
I consider you to be a fairly modern person, so I have no doubt that you will read this. Do not mock me, please. I won’t be late for a couple anymore. Give me an account, or I don’t want to go to the army.
Your student
The Wolf S.A.

1 the course. The Session. We are three friends from kindergarten, now we are learning together by coincidence in a group. The morning before the exam. Going to the audience. I am with one of my friends, the third is late. Well, we almost first entered, somewhere in an hour went out - he stands, says late. We ask "ready?" - "Yes!" and enter the audience. After an hour comes out - eyes of 5 rubles, on the face obvious signs of flutter, "What did I get?" - "4..". We go out to smoke on the doorstep, he says - "All the week before the first exam prepared for macroeconomics, and the last day it turns out that he was...

And remember the times were... You could gather up in the naulice and play hiding around the entire neighborhood or, for example, climb the trees to collect apples or eat caterpillars.Ride on tarzanks when two shoot one and the one rises a couple of meters up and then squeezes into a tree if you can't slow down).Play a kick (where you need to beat the bottle with sticks). Or, for example, pursue a football area in the area. When you come home, I’m going to play a goal 3 or hockey without rules or an Olympics without rules where the same guy was the captain. Go to a friend who lives a few kilometers away and change cartridges, and on the television always showed your favorite Disney cartoons for an hour or a half... And also watch the premiere of films or just see the fighters for the first time with Schwarzenegger or Jackie Chan, Bruce Willis or Steven Seagal. Closer to the night you can go out and sit in the yard to breathe fresh air and talk about different topics with friends. This is only a small part of what could be done then. What about now? And everywhere and always what problems and things... And what fools we were when we dreamed of growing up, becoming adults...

I worked in a taxi last week. One bad thing is that the female driver is perceived as a duty in the zoo. One told me that a woman should sit and raise children, and a husband should support her. I offered to take the chance and take me on maintenance, said that I don't have harmful excesses, I cook well, my head doesn't hurt. The man is silent.

There is a belief that the skylink will scan it, and at the price it will save money for the machine rebellion

I go to town with a guy. Something is going wrong in the shoe, I stop, I try to get that something and complain:
I have something in my shoe.
The man is indignant:
and feet.

Captain of Evidence. Scratch *

Yesterday under my photo I see comments: "well you and fool, instead of yourself photo Oksana Fedorova put!what, you are afraid to show people, so terrible?"....
I sit down and think, better maybe a compliment and can’t be)

And I really like our sysadmin Andrei Rakutov. But I’m married, so I can’t admit it. People, bring to the top, you don't care, and at least one one will be pleasant!

X is OMG! OMG is flying into my house!
X has left the game
Fuck, I’m his neighbor!
and has left the game

I remember going home without thinking about anything, but with a strange weight on my heart, as suddenly I was struck by a strong, familiar, but rare smell in Germany. I stopped and saw a small hemp bed near the road. Her steppe smell instantly reminded me of my homeland and aroused in my soul a passionate longing for her. I wanted to breathe Russian air, to walk on Russian soil.
Excerpt from the novel of I. S. Turgenev "Asia"