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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34078
 05.08.2010
NJ: I painted the orcs, found a couple of clay rock groups, cleaned up in the apartment
NJ: So maybe I’m not over yet.
Maxim: You spend the summer day painting orc toy figures.
Is it not finished?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34077
 05.08.2010
hrs, 05.08.2010 14:04:29
This network becomes more and more terrifying, happily geolocation is introduced, so the greater beauty, it can be linked directly on the street through the page.

nnn, 14:04:47
:D

nnn, 14:04:49
but

nnn, 14:04:55
So I thought about it.

Hours, 14:10:50
Soon there will be a case at the court:
Prosecutor: Were you at home at 21:00 on August 8, 2010?
The accused: * sweat, nervously bite the lip * No!
Prosecutor: *happy* And your 234 friends after their interrogation through the instant messaging system claim that you were online and marked yourself on 750 photos, here are the screenshots, Mr. Judge, attach to the case, *applause in the hall*
The accused does not eat. It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me, my page was hacked! Beating in Hysteria

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34076
 05.08.2010
be magic20:42
I also wonder where you’re going to hide in the shelter ?
Toughened 20:43
I am a girl and I will live with girls.
We will be okay with food.
be magic20:44
Well yeah, do you think guys won’t make raids on you with swabs in your hands and hives on your head?)))
Kitty 20:45
I hope not.
be magic20:45
The naive...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34075
 05.08.2010
xxx: on the dating site I are offered coffee, martini, sex
Tagged: Berry Martini

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34074
 05.08.2010
A friend of admin, leaving on vacation, asked to replace him if anything happened. I told him to drop all the necessary info on the mail... I received, read, closed. When I finally needed to see the subject of writing - "Logins, passwords... scandals, intrigues, investigations."

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34073
 05.08.2010
Fuck, why do I need it?! to
I can cook potatoes myself, I can burn eggs myself.
I bought myself a peel.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34072
 05.08.2010
sister ‎(18:39):
The air conditioner at our department is finally dead.
Moscow has finally melted.

I ‎(18:39):
I sympathize...

sister ‎(18:39):
New only in a week.
It means new air conditioning.

sister ‎(18:40)
What to do with the brain is unclear.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34071
 05.08.2010
I would never have thought that drinking a port wine, playing billiards, playing a gym and sitting in the gym almost 24 hours a day I would be able to serve in the army.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34070
 05.08.2010
When I was about 3 years old, my parents started teaching me to rub my ass on my own. And I thought my parents were so upset that I had to rub my own ass.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34069
 05.08.2010
xxx: Remember what is called the hernia type cat there on the despot walks, the frogs crawl
Tagged: LSD

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34068
 05.08.2010
<dema> Three more degrees and the air will become vodka...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34067
 05.08.2010
Haron
I have salad and cocoa.
Haron
and tea
Lohmaty
You can make the soup:
you cut fat in small pieces, bring cocoa to boil and pour fat and tea there

Lohmaty
Cook for 5 minutes on a slow fire.
Haron
I bring you this soup in a thermos.
Lohmaty
Related
Lohmaty
We will feed them.
Lohmaty
I will keep and you will feed.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34066
 05.08.2010
<<pr.o.light>> You know what I remembered?) The administrator thought of himself as the god of the network, but the electrician dispeled this myth.
We have diesel. We are not pairing.
<<pr.o.light>>: Will they save from removing the power cable from the bp?) is
dream4: and the pickup from getting puzzles what will save?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34065
 05.08.2010
In the store at the entrance, in the column one by one, there are three promoters - alcohol, tobacco and condoms. The sunshine, there is almost no one in the store. A guy comes in, passes by this trio and before the first promoter has time to open his mouth, the guy armyly pronounces:
I do not drink. I do not smoke. not married.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34064
 05.08.2010
Thro the city there are posters with advertisements of some sort of dust.
With regard to the fact that a person has 80,000-120,000 hairs on his head, he could not even imagine such a "whiplash" miracle.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34063
 05.08.2010
I sat with a friend yesterday. The heat does not let go. He picked up a book, scratching.
I say "Let me read". A friend with the words "Let me give you a loud honour" begins to move to my side.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34062
 05.08.2010
Ardaur (20:30:22 4/08/2010)
English teacher becomes a porn star

According to Bailey, many of her former students who find videos with her participation on the Internet express their support and wish her success in her work.

Well I imagine, "children, let’s go see a new video with our classroom, how her 4 blacks laugh" xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34061
 05.08.2010
04.08.2010 11:14 : "The thick smoke that enveloped Moscow causes to suffer not only ordinary Moscovites", but also complex.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34060
 05.08.2010
Oh people! If you are ordering the weather at the Heavenly Office - be sure to indicate the city!
In Peter today (05.02) at six in the morning there was a thunderstorm with rain. In principle, we’re also on the pitch, but we need something else.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34059
 05.08.2010
xxx: heard, the plot of the series "Daddy's Daughters" bought by the Germans and adapt it for themselves.
XX: It will be interesting to see in the Russian doublage.
The Germans? Daddy’s daughter? Hmm...
yyy: the perverted >_<

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