bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51152
 02.08.2011
On the 5 channel is now a report on the two bodies of grandmothers confused in the morge:

In the end, two confused grandmothers returned to their families. O_O

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51151
 02.08.2011
About myself

I am a girl! Paul was confused when registering.

[ + 79 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51150
 02.08.2011
Swedish girl Susan Swanson, wishing to find her fiancé, threw a bottle with her photo and address into the sea.The bottle was picked up in the sea by a Swedish ship, 23 crew members of the ship turned out to be single. In full composition, they came to her address.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51149
 02.08.2011
A fan of Call of Duty. A passionate gamer.
When will you get a girlfriend?
We have a girl at the server. I take care of her.
WOW: How is it. comes to play. Trolls are professional.
HH: I did not understand.
I mean ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
WOW: That is so. We went to drink beer in the park. She refused for a long time, eventually agreed, but on the condition that not in the park, but in the cafe. Before the meeting, she said that he was actually a 30-year-old man and so on. He plays under Nick Tasya.
There comes an official girl. Years of 25. and beautiful. and smart. Funny you understand.
WOW: Everyone is standing, everyone is insane about it.
WOW: In the evening on the server he writes: Well, what about my sister?
I mean ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Do you take care of the seed?
See also: SHAA
We meet for the second time. Everything has already arrived. One of them came from Peter. She is coming. We even checked the passport.
In the evening she writes: Idiots, I just play under her nick.
I mean ? ?
We have agreed, we meet tonight. I’ll see who’s actually sitting behind the compass.
You are it, don’t get lost! Do not go to the computer alone.
Which computer? What are you as small? I am in love!

Leah and good luck! Let this little troll take you away from computers.


[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51148
 02.08.2011
Don’t you want to nervously wait 30-60 seconds before you download the file and watch the advertisement? Go to the bathroom for a long time, God, be patient!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №51147
 02.08.2011
From the article about the new BMW:
Okay, I will also be tolerant with regard to the work of the exterior designer Nicholas White (in fact he is Huet, but in parental case would be some... nonsense)."

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51146
 02.08.2011
The xxx:
My hatred for people was awakened when I pulled a 20-metre archive with maps for the starcraft on the dialap, and one fell so persistently trying to call that the connection broke in 2 hours by 99%, and this deadly was born out of the question. Can I order your grave?"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51145
 02.08.2011
News on the mail: "Are you still dreaming of a Bugatti Veyron? and late. The French company announced that last week the last Veyron was sold for $1.7 million.
Comments: Sorry... I didn’t have time to buy((((

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51144
 02.08.2011
XXX: Listen, have you never been in contact with AAA? About Roma
YYY: is not I don't have time, if you want to go - what you need to take
XXX is sad.
The Congress??? This is the element of the Mendeleev table, right? Named in honor of the XX Congress of the CPSU?
YYY: aaaa, pptc, you exploded my brain

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51143
 02.08.2011
Google is hot. I hit the search engine "search engine" and click "I’m lucky"... throws on the yandex ))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51142
 02.08.2011
Every morning, Kim Jong-il takes a statue of the Buddha out of the cache and kisses his ass for North Korea’s lack of oil.
In the last month, the president of Iran prayed five times a day for the United States to get its default.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51141
 02.08.2011

Anastasia Burova
Click on "Like" under the banner.
Respond with reciprocity.

XXX is
Go to the ass, Anastasia Burova.

YYY
Collective is fucking!

ZZZZ
I couldn’t get past... :)
Go to the village, Anastasia Burova!! to

AAAA
Anastasia Burov, don’t let yourself be fooled!! to
Ask again and again!! to
Keep the world cruel...

XXX is
Don’t ask, but you’ll have to go in the ass.


[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51140
 02.08.2011
Max of Pavlov. You blue eye miracle, call me! If you call me, I’ll finally give you it! ?
I will see in the best - I will come to him myself)))

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51139
 02.08.2011
I am an idiot :)) Who else can come to the mind to put a reminder of "vacation from today" on 8 in the morning! Signal 5 minutes before the event.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51138
 01.08.2011
I don’t like normal girls either. They are so boring, they love spring, they don’t read books. They don’t know who Nietzsche is.
ууу:daaa with Nietzsche was a joke....the guy invited to himself...well romance...and I see him a book of Nietzsche letters))) I was so delighted - I say "Oh, I read too! It’s good!" and so on. He bleaked and asked "You read her!?" I say..."nu yes"...and all...he hanged all night looking out the window))))))))))))))))))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51137
 01.08.2011
Comments on Russian WOW

- and I thought that "Allody Online" and is Russian WoW
VAZ is a Russian competitor to BMW.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51136
 01.08.2011
XXX is Monday morning.
xxx: three eyes
YYY: Fold of Eyes

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51135
 01.08.2011
I was driving here for 2 weeks and thought I was a steep driver that could feel a 5 ruble coin on the road!
YYY: You are cool.
Yesterday I found out that the stabilizer was broken down.
WOW: I immediately thought so.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51134
 01.08.2011
MoT (14:00:24 1/08/2011)
I spoke here on Saturday with a lawyer of one office, engaged in the supply of all kinds of gas equipment, including to the near and far abroad. The story pleased how the Tajiks wanted to work with them and sent their contract. In the Tajik. I could not translate entirely. This is the point "1.6. "The Supplier" undertakes not to produce phthin" and item "1.8. The delivered goods must be accompanied by an international buffer". What is "bubers" and "ftyn" can not find out

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51133
 01.08.2011
by Dr. 911
I believe that the one who first insulted his fellow tribe instead of insulting him has become the ancestor of civilization. Therefore, even in the smallest fight, I would prefer such a selection joke that your eyes will run out and your hands will break away.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna