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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №130539
 11.07.2016
The client asked to send an e-mail to scan the document and in the subject of the letter to indicate "for Dresden". On the park he wrote "for the Woods". After 20 minutes, the manager of that company calls back and half whispering: - We have the floor of the office inadequate. To whom specifically to hand over documents?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130538
 11.07.2016
In being a gun seller often have to hear the opinion of this esoteric, the type of weapon attracts trouble.
A fire extinguisher to fire.
And tablets from cough tuberculosis so pull.
If the seat belt is attached to the accident.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130537
 11.07.2016
Received
and ==
You can see that you are far from the question. People in civil marriage have no rights.
and ==
Civil marriage is a marriage registered in the Civil Status Acts Registry (ZAGS). What you, hypocrites and fools, love to call this phrase is called legally coexistence.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130536
 11.07.2016
On request in Google "haired black hole" the first five references in the case. Stephen Hawking and all that. Quality porn only from the sixth and below. The world is hopeless.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130535
 11.07.2016
There is a girl I know that I have been paying attention to for a year, today gave:

How you treat your car can be judged by how you will treat your girlfriend. (Obviously hinting on the dust on the car, although I monitor the technical condition well).

You are right, you should be treated like a car. You know how I suffered with the old Ford - I was constantly breaking, my nerves trembled, I spent a little time on him. Now that I’ve taken the car again, I’m just happy.

I should have seen her face.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130534
 11.07.2016
Portugal could be disqualified.
The use of forbidden magic. Have you seen the butterfly on Ronaldo’s face?
Gandalf sent it.
and AGA. The butterfly whispered to him: Run away, fools!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130533
 11.07.2016
I decided to share! My girlfriend read on the internet that they are losing weight from mine. Thank God to the man who wrote this.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130532
 11.07.2016
The child is the concentration of man. Like juppies: just add food)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130531
 11.07.2016
Please borrow an umbrella for lunch. Please
What about the wet shirts competition?
xx: in the children's clinic I fear a strict jury will be

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130530
 11.07.2016
My went out for a walk with friends, says one of the friends, the husband called 10 times! When you are loved, I miss you, bla bla bla. You don’t call me.) The next day he says: a break, miracle did not happen, it turns out that the husband waited for a girlfriend, gave the child and went to drink beer and watch football >_<

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130529
 11.07.2016
XXX: What is it? And the gaming? Can you show me the certificate? Or can I just take a hospital leave to play the next good game? Exacerbating the type.

YYY: ICD-10 (International Classification of Diseases), Class V, F63 Disorders of Habits and Habits, F63.0 Pathological Attraction to Gambling (Ludomy). For a diagnosis, contact a psychiatrist at the nearest clinic.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №130528
 11.07.2016
to this:

Here is the puzzle and gathered: the decision maker is the specialist who decides.

The cardinal decides, I must say.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130527
 11.07.2016
here is the puzzle and gathered: the decision maker is the specialist who decides

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №130526
 11.07.2016
>>> And now imagine the "unfortunate" coprophagus who goes on the street and eats a piece of shit. with appropriate visual effects. Their inalienable right is to get arrested or to be arrested.

It is so inconvenient for me to destroy your picture of the world, built on the belief that your preferences are the only permissible, but... The inalienable right of the coprophagus is not to get to the mouth, and if you violate that right, you will be arrested.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130525
 11.07.2016
Q: Is your wife still looking at the forum? (This is for information)

WOW: She is not only on the forum, not even in the bedroom; D so even if in the middle of the night comes a person for (pootrahaцца) salt to ask, she will not notice, gold, not a wife! 8) is

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130524
 11.07.2016
I am glad I am not a fan. Or it would be blasphemous about these descendants of the blood-mixing bond of adhering to the non-traditional sexual orientation and at the same time for some reason went out to the football field, in order to produce their reproductive organs to knock on the fruit of the pear tree.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130523
 11.07.2016
>>> Just fools, to whom in childhood parents did not say "Look in the mirror, you see what organs you have - this is the kind you have sex and you must love another". Without this, some fools do not understand, but this only speaks of a lack of brains in the body.

Congratulations, you are a latent gay. Because heterosexuals in principle do not have any doubts about what gender they need, and they can not even think of misunderstandings and mother's advice. They come to you.
Natural may be admired by David Michelangelo or an actor of some kind, but he will never get up on him. And if he is gay, he will get up, even if he thinks that this conditionally taken David is absolutely not remarkable.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130522
 11.07.2016
What’s in this magical recipe?
Wow: Well, as usual, three mouse bones, a dragon’s eye, a virgin’s blood...
We are full of mice in our community. Maybe we will find the dragon. Here is the rest...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130521
 11.07.2016
XXX: The memory of memory. I remember the phone numbers I called a year ago, I remember the passwords where I went long ago. But I don’t remember when I had time to bring the package of zephyrocks that I found in the refrigerator.)))
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xxx: hey, I would change the firmware, reduce the multiplier in the function "Len( t)", add the multiplier in the function "User( F)" and change the time conversion function to the result, this is your figure knows what kind of function ))))
yyy: overwrapping leads to the loss of guarantee, the elimination of old bugs and the addition of new ones, in addition, you want to push the CPU and this is overheating or even burning brains, and when you are hardware you can shave so think twice!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130520
 11.07.2016
I will not say anything about gay people. But those who fall here are definitely pirates.

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