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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6395
 04.06.2008
In a few days, I will report on the practice. I decided to read and check. Now I sit down and flatter from the sentences I have written:
Computers are basically all, the standard setup had, or "and now I will tell you more about the component computers, for which I had to work..."

Conclusion: must be linked with Star Wars o_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6394
 04.06.2008
<Desy> Anyone speaks Italian?
<KingDiamond> bambarbia! by Kergudu!
<KingDiamond> moment more!))))))))))))))
<Desy> ciao
<KingDiamond> did you know what? O_O

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6393
 04.06.2008
What is the meaning of the game??? I am just fourth. I can’t understand it all! ?
What is the meaning of life?
Yyy, I’m just 18 years old.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6392
 04.06.2008
6yp3yM: Hello :)
Mardok: Emm, is it you at home?
6yp3yM: you understand... in the morning was already out in the inst... and here I remembered that the cursor did not drop on the flash... in general I had to turn on the computer...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6391
 04.06.2008
1st Why are you not in the car?
2nd The alarm is broken :(
1st Can you drive without a signal?? to
2nd And without the alarm at night, the wheels were removed :(

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6390
 04.06.2008
Well, this is the secret of Stalker’s popularity... There, in the Wild Territory, the helicopter explodes!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6389
 04.06.2008
Alex> young people, offer to rent an apartment in the kitchen! How is the transport situation?
Montego> a day ago, Zhenya told her that she was in the subway on cousins pressed yogurt in a bag.
Montego> Apparently everyone who hates yogurt sits in makeup...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6388
 04.06.2008
We need a girl in a group, maybe then the predators will get distracted and start to fuck her instead of us.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6387
 04.06.2008
"Modern Encyclopedia for Girls", Minsk, 1999
by изд. The modern writer.

In modern computers, the volume of memory varies from 8
up to 30 MB."

The most common type of graphics is associated with electronic games, but there are other types of graphic data.

You have, of course, noticed that there are one or two narrow gaps on the front wall of your computer.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6386
 04.06.2008
The mathematicians invent something.
Physicists find a way to apply this in practice.
Economists are spending money on it.
And chemists come up with something like smoking to come up with, apply and earn. and :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6385
 04.06.2008
Words known in the ASK.

On Tuesday we are in a couple. The lecture is conducted by a 33-year-old man. In 20 minutes the group arrives (later). Prepod asks why she is late and where she is going from. She says without any back-thinking: You know where I live.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6384
 04.06.2008
Gabbon: ROFL
Gabbon: You know how funny it is to read "The Unknown Hujja is writing you a message"*ROFL*
The Unknown Hujja: =-O ah you suco...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6383
 04.06.2008
and Edith:

The Sunday. Dad woke me up with a brilliant phrase:
“Julia, wake up! My mom said that in 3 days you have a birthday, did you know? Get up, I said. Go to Go!"

I remember the name >>

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6382
 04.06.2008
On the dating site...
Let me meet:
with a girl aged 21-30 years
Who I want to find:
My former classmate, who in 7th grade borrowed me 1 ruble 40 cops for lunch...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6381
 04.06.2008
XHHH: The computer broke out, I think I should give onto Uncle Proger. I decided that without shame, clean up the computer. removed everything!), all the important files rolled over on the flegma and with the comp deleted.all empty folders too nakher.all old folders, all foolish documents all went to the basket...cleaned the cart And...I’m sitting here for the third day, I’m waiting for when this fool at least looks to do that work refuses!!! to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6380
 04.06.2008
From the real:
A accountant's aunt calls the computer department, grit type I can't scan the dock.
Odmin came, the first phrase:" Well, first show where the scanner is".
And she attached the paper to the monitor to press the grit!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6379
 04.06.2008
Cat, I have a computer, don’t you know why?
Fuck, this is my car?
The candles may float.
Fuck... right.
What do I have with the compound?
Loki: Go you go you go!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6378
 04.06.2008
What a great website!! I read and am delighted: I thought only I and Britney Spears were in stupid situations!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6377
 04.06.2008
Dracula: The server is set up. Find out why it doesn’t work...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6376
 04.06.2008
Li: and I bought a dress with an inappropriate cut
MS: and an inappropriate cut, is it how? ))))
Li: Do you want to shake up your skin?
MS: The Devil
* looked at
Tagged: fucking
Fuck you in this dress.
Li : :D

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