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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51132
 01.08.2011
he - well on weekends as usual with friends in the night city... in the daytime work at home I hardly find myself
How are you with your girlfriend?? to
He is a man who has separated.
Has she been expelled for invisibility???? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51131
 01.08.2011
HH: I think I understood.
I belong to the volcanic race.
Do you have the same sharp ears and stupid hair? :DDD
HGH: Yes No
I have sex only once every seven years.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51130
 01.08.2011
I watched it yesterday too.
Tag: exciting years
Tagged: fucking
Tag: the forest
Tagged: bleak
Tag: awakening
Tag: the forest
I am : )
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have problems with my personal life...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51129
 01.08.2011
XHH: I saw an epic file today in Sokolnikov. The truck went to the bio-toilet (blue house). I turned to a narrow alley. A branch hit the house... such a fucking slime Sokolniki had never seen before...

[ + 59 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51128
 01.08.2011
By the way, in my opinion, people would react much more violently to the news of the end of the Internet in 2012 than the light.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51127
 01.08.2011
I cooked calories today. Well I stand over the dishwasher washing, and here the cat was not confused and stitched a cute piece.
While I was wearing him, he stole another one.
My mom told me she was dying.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51126
 01.08.2011
From the forum...
Where do you put last year’s eggs? How to properly dispose of them? Can I buried?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51125
 01.08.2011
xxx: today my leg hit hard, the fence did not notice (I soon walk in the shirt now)
YYY: Judging by the word, soon you’ve even broken your teeth :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51124
 01.08.2011
I won’t go south with you.
YYY: Are you a fool? The bus tomorrow.
xxx: my father in the history of searches in Google found morning queries "regeneration of the liver" and "vitamins for the liver" :(

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51123
 01.08.2011
Now such girls have gone, they are interested in guys only money, even the size is no longer important
YYY: Well of course, you won’t be filled.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51122
 01.08.2011
Yesterday at home I said "I need to buy a welding machine. My daughter was swallowed" The daughter heard it and said, “Let’s cook it and eat it!”

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №51121
 01.08.2011
1: I recently heard such a thing - to learn to dance the lambada, you need to get up with your back to the wall, press the pop to it and like your back to paint the sign of infinity on the wall.
So, can the little one then squeeze his ass?
Third is AHA! To work on the mistakes! :D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51120
 01.08.2011
I went with my father to the Red Square. I have to say that the procedure of entry was quite non-trivial - first a long row, then a police frame, and next to a storage camera. Through it, in violation of the procedure, a couple of Chinese people attempted to penetrate, who were hindered by one violator of the law. This is the situation: he calls them "no" in Russian and points to the frame, they give him something in Chinese and break through, he sends them again "no" and sends them to the frame.
After fifteen minutes of confrontation, the mint can’t stand and cries in the hearts: “Hey, fuck!” You’re there with two plastic iPhones, why don’t you understand simple things?! to
People around looked at the mint with understanding and smiles.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51119
 01.08.2011
August 2 in America default, apparently the guy-s-dollars again decided to risk)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51118
 01.08.2011
XXX: How are the pieces?
Like from the tomb of a dwarf...
xxx: - 0_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51117
 01.08.2011
From the discussion of a new mini-computer with the size of a 5 penny coin
“The suspect was seized one computer bag weighing 3 kilograms of 200 grams. During further investigation, a server was found embedded in the belt hose.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51116
 01.08.2011
I, of course, also know how to use a computer, but things that my cat does just by placing his body on the keyboard, I have not even dreamed of.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51115
 01.08.2011
The proposal is this: it is time to do rubrics on the BORE, such as: a parody on advertising, films, politicians are burning, households, swarms from life, about shutdowns... etc. Who might support?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51114
 01.08.2011
I missed my jacket and tie.
WOW : ooh Wear it
Theme: Swarovski
You will be in costume.
xhh: xd no straight potatoes in the uniform

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51113
 01.08.2011
During the night, they turned their faces to each other, and the husband was unhappy. I ask :
What is?
You are breathing my air!

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