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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68213
 09.08.2012
The social network is an orgia of social exhibitionists.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68212
 09.08.2012
I watched the show "Strange and Beautiful". The Third Tour. It is necessary to guess from the photograph of a famous character - who he is. Photo by John Lennon. So cute in the glasses.
The Questions:
Is he a leader of a well-known group or a dissident?
Girls, gently discuss the comrades and smoothly start to call him Ermolnik (just so - through E). And they come to the conclusion that Comrade Jermolnik was a dissident in the 1970s.
I was crying. The TV had to be turned off.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68211
 09.08.2012
xxxh: why am I in a club of lovers to chew up the unfresh shit and shake
The group has 46 585 participants.
XHH: Judging by the replicas of the participants, the group was then another...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68210
 09.08.2012
I decided to drive my sisters to the theater. In the middle of the second act, somebody chews so deliciously. From the other end of the hall humbly so "be healthy" and from the opposite end of the hall angrily whispered "why do you regret him?" This cattle went with me in the bus, all the transportation stopped." and here the funeral music plays, with organs all this...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68209
 09.08.2012
Shoes on wires, shoes, filled with stones, other scuco cargoes are needed for that on the lower wire, so that during the wind the winds do not close to each other, and you, the drug addicts fucking would only trade foolish.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68208
 09.08.2012
XXX: How is the project?
Yyy: The carpenters shaved the trousers - here are your trousers.
YYY: Sing the song of the elephant - here are the sounds.
Yyyy: Lili water in the reservoir - here you and goodbye.
YYY: Better still do what you do master!
YYY: I went to sleep

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68207
 09.08.2012
We sit with a girl and we move things in the room. I look at brother.
I finished in the kitchen. It is fully at your disposal.
Is there anything in the refrigerator?
and yes! There is bread and bread. M is! And more eggs.
And he leaves. We continue the cleaning. After 5 minutes, the brother brings a plate of cut apples and pears. I look at the plate.
Wanna, is it a shrimp or an egg?
Yes, I searched, there were other spiders!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №68206
 09.08.2012
Christo: my sister, when she was pregnant, was constantly drinking valerian, and in her bags she bought tea, cooked and drank.
Christo: Then she gave birth, and a lot of valerian left, she put it in a bag and put it in the warehouse.
Christo: I then think, what if I have a cat in my warehouse as he goes to work?
Christo: Someday he’s back in the raid, I’m following him.
Christo: he excavated this package, scattered it all (!) He rolled in the grass like a drug baron.
Christo: I get it from there - balls crazy, grass on the rose, himself all in the grass, hanging like a clot on his arms
Christo: well shorter covered the point immediately
Christo: he broke up a few more days and somehow disappeared

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №68205
 09.08.2012
I’m a tech support employee and I don’t want to help users, I want coffee.

[ + 26 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68204
 09.08.2012
You never had such a desire: here you sit on a push, suddenly you have large blades from your elbows, you stick them into the wall, you fly up, you break the ceiling, you fly out on the street and fall to the ground with a thunderstorm, throwing the blades into the asphalt?
Emm... I don’t even know.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №68203
 09.08.2012
The problem of the modern world is that intelligent people are full of doubts, and stupid people are full of confidence.
Y is guy. The problem with today’s world is that the limited bites are constantly trying to teach you something.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68202
 09.08.2012
HHH
Do you love me? 😉

WOWU
I do not know. I have not heard this from her personally yet.

HHH
What have I heard?

WOWU
You write beautiful letters. I did not get into detail.
Sex like a Japanese god.
You are good)

HHH
The Japanese God? O_O

WOWU
In the sense very cool.

HHH
It’s probably like a niherasi fuck.

WOWU
It is))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68201
 09.08.2012
xxx: I sit at work in the morning, drink coffee, watch something like “Good Morning” on TV. The story begins with the robbers on motorcycles. They ride and take their bags out of their hands. At the end of the plot a wonderful advice: try to stay away from the road, to avoid losing property. Everything would be fine, but a few days ago there was a story about the hops with the advice to stay closer to the roads. This cruel world! Where am I standing? >_<

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68200
 09.08.2012
Once, for about five years in a row, I played World of Warcraft days and nights, but after meeting Polina left this occupation. and c)
Olympic champion in height jumping at the 2012 Olympics in London Ivan Ushov.
He is from Chelyabinsk.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №68199
 09.08.2012
I want to be a member.
...??? to
Get up quickly in the morning.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68198
 09.08.2012
Yesterday we just made a masterpiece delivery... ordered pizza "Fat freer". He brought a huge fat man, judging by his appearance clearly with a criminal past. And also on the box, where always in the column "pizza-master" wrote "Irocka", "Light:)" and so on. I didn’t expect to see the scripture "Igor" O_o

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №68197
 09.08.2012
On the blog site, the lady started a new blog, the first post:
My name is %username%. Many people say that I am sympathetic, that I do not deny it myself.But there is one nuance...I love girls.Is there anyone else here with such an orientation?
The first comments:
XXX: What kind of way is it to write about your orientation right away? Why are naturals not a weapon when dating - hello, I love female vagines?
YYY: Hi, I'm Misha, I love female vagina, but when I see the word "sympotic" my pussy falls down like autumn leaves.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68196
 09.08.2012
Those who wish you only good will make your life unbearable.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №68195
 09.08.2012
Only now. I met a long-time acquaintance at lunch. Let’s talk about life. She tells that her husband died, left her with four daughters from thirteen to twenty-two years old, but she has already survived, found a widow. Handy, not drinking, one problem, he has three daughters from thirteen to eighteen years old.
I thought I was the only one having trouble.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68194
 09.08.2012
Mars rover Curiosity cost $2.5 billion For this money, you could have asphalted an entire street in Moscow!

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