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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6375
 04.06.2008
SwEETy (21:31:20 31/05/2008)
Do you love me?

WahnSinniG (21:34:08 31/05/2008)
Are you drunk?

I’m sure it was those who visited the place of one of the heroes (or both).

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6374
 04.06.2008
Exams are the only way to know at least something
At least a few days ago". And this quote is on the official website of the EGE! You say nothing, they say the truth.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6373
 04.06.2008
Here’s all the fucking kind of Dr. My parents you remember, and that I love Sims you forgot!!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6372
 04.06.2008
1-through a week to take a diploma for examination - full pct, I am broken straight to the department, they are not ready ((
2 similar situation. = = (
3 similar situation. We are united! = = )
What is one such idiot who graduated a month before defense?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6371
 04.06.2008
My favorite music:
Ranetki, Sergey Lazarev, Dima Bilan, Maksim, Nastya Zadorožna, Stas Pieha
About myself :
Funny, sociable, cute, literate,... energetic, I know music well...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6370
 04.06.2008
DJ on Russian radio:
I have not seen Eurovision. But they say that there was all the matter in the legs, in the legs of a plushchenko. Our Hungarian violinist was in charge. But the mouth was working.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6369
 04.06.2008
Fuck...I have a girl so unusual... generally worried very much about me... so here, a day ago, she said about the following: "As long as I don’t give up the session, I won’t give it!You can’t imagine how much you can learn in 3 days!!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6368
 04.06.2008
My young man is not friends with the computer at all. And now recently I go into the room, and he is walking on the inuit. I get closer, look at the screen and see this picture. There are 3 pages open. The first page is Rambler, and the search line is "Yandex"))). The second page - Yandex, and there in the search line is written "your tube"))) The third is opened actually youtube, ur-it's a win))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6367
 04.06.2008
When they show Medvedev in the chair, for some reason there is a feeling that his legs hang from the chair without reaching the floor... And when he says something serious, he talks with them over and over...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6366
 04.06.2008
On the subject of "the fall of morals".
I went to the metro today from work. 21:00 on Saturday. I am so naked.
work :() In the car a few people, sitting in front of me an intelligent
My uncle, a 65-year-old professor, is reading the newspaper. In this
at the moment in the car enter 2 punk, wrapped in the hole, splashing on the backpacks,
They turn to the unopened door and look. I sit straight.
at the extreme place next to them, from the edge to the seat. After some time
The boys get bored and one suggests: let’s read the book.
Memory, and who does not remember the vodka puts today (what next??). The second,
Please give it. What will we read? My Uncle the Most Honest
Rules... the second next batch. The first next. No once
You have fallen!! Coupettes 8 passed, I go out, the professor looks at them.
Surprised and says: Pushkin is specifically burning!!! I was in Ah.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6365
 04.06.2008
Zorgul: Something advertising on the pool "Do you want to win licensed software?" increasingly reminds me of anything of the type "Do you want to betray the homeland?"...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6364
 04.06.2008
and Zephyr:
Ppc, I have 8 hours left to finish the course, and I sit and paint a man-tree.
and panic:
A self-portrait of what?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6363
 04.06.2008
that is. Your ability to explain is strictly limited to my ability to understand, and at the intersection of two sets there is such a basic element as babybe.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №6362
 04.06.2008
The brother burned...
I sit behind the compound, he moves somewhere.
I ask: Where did you go?
He goes to Narnia and enters the closet.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6361
 04.06.2008
300159 (22:20:58 2/06/2008)
The current for a moment distracted from the diploma to look at VKontakte, and here Bach is already half eleven and I play a stalker!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6360
 04.06.2008
Well, which fox hanged in the working machine instead of a refresher "ealock", a flavored ganglion?! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №6359
 04.06.2008
I am abandoned by my bride because of my work, because I am gone, and I disappear all day at work.
Mary I love you!Bring me to the top please, sorry.
The Senate.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6358
 04.06.2008
Just in the office, I go to the toilet, near the pissuar, the chief of the OMTS stands, answers on the mobile phone with a serious voice:
Sergey Petrovich is. I’m here... Okay... I’ll go now.
I asked him: Have you moved? and :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №6357
 04.06.2008
XXX: He seemed strange when he put both the rings on my finger.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №6356
 04.06.2008
Talent is a gift to one for all, and when it is only for oneself, it is a gift.

Just a trick.

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