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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17314
 17.06.2009
Kisscard
Questions from the EEA on History
One of the main reasons for the foundation of St. Petersburg was
Peter I had a cold that required sea air.
2) The need to settle in the Baltic Sea for a successful continuation of the war with Sweden
The Pre-Mortal Will of Alexei Mikhailovich
4) The need to ensure the work of the free masses of peasants and craftsmen

Kisscard
So I imagine Peter I Ascending Peter to get rid of the cold.

The Nail
What can you do to cure this cold?

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17313
 17.06.2009
Passengers shake their faces.
Freezing day by day.
The frozen birds fall
The trees are sad.

Their bodies are left in the snow
Traces, like wounds from bullets.
So cold that the thought freezes.
I didn’t go in July. :D

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №17312
 17.06.2009
From the Fire:

At the time of my punk youth, I was a "white-haired boy of eighteen years."Well, more precisely, very black-haired, hair under the shoulder and jeans clothes and a T-shirt - full of unisex :) With a moustache that barber barely touched. Then I came back from my birthday.
How can a punk get back from his birthday? Essentially, quite well "subshofe".. And in the barely engaged summer summers this miracle jumped on me and showed my genitalia. Probably, my young and alcoholic brain, thought that this was a new way of greeting such and it was quite fit into my informal unformal position :)
The perversion smelled and swallowed with an offended voice... And I realized the events only in the morning :)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №17311
 17.06.2009
Discussion of the impressions of one girl from passing the medical commission to a medical school.

"But imagine the condition of a 15-year-old girl, whom a 2-meter-old uncle-surgeon holds with two hands over her chest (he is touching the subject of the tumor), looks into her eyes and asks with a penetrated voice: "Do you have a flat foot?"

XXX: I’m all over.

xxx: now it's clear that it's not just over us in the military commission that they are bullying))

xxx: No, shake up, the surgeon in the military chamber touches the eggs and asks, “Is there a peel?”

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to

YYY: * is dead

XXX is AHA. Fear in the eyes of the perceived and silent question: "Where?"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17310
 17.06.2009
Bringed a friend-teacher composition on the topic of partiotism (written by a 10-class student) - on the topic of patriotism:
We know many examples of patriotism among the heroes of our country. Remember Anna Karenina, as she heroically threw under the train and exploded all who were in it.

0_o

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17309
 16.06.2009
What does FreeBSD mean?
This is such an operating system. There is Windows, there is Linux, there is FreeBSD
lllaska : :D
Schors: Linux and FreeBSD in principle from one barrel
Lllaska: that means that it has nothing to do with handcuffs and wraps?and :)

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17308
 16.06.2009
The xxx:
We have here in the room a test servette, and he started with propellers so u-u-u then silence, then again u-u-u-u and again silence.
He decided that he had a marriage period and he called a female.
Odmin came, looked at him with a harsh glance and the servant silenced.

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17307
 16.06.2009
Saturday morning I watched an interesting picture... how my employees had a planner... most probably associated with this word a bright spacious cabinet, a long table with comfortable chairs, somewhere in the distance sits the boss, and on the wall of a board for drawing markers or a projector... and everything in costumes is like... we have everything not so glamorous) a round pavilion on the street, behind its perimeter freezes the rain, and inside a person 15 with cigarettes in the teeth stand around one who sits on the bricks in the center and something actively scratches a chicken brick on the asphalt, explaining to everyone else some interesting things))
These are the harsh buddies of Gazprom.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17306
 16.06.2009
(from the SMS)
XXX Where are you?! to
YYY: I am drunk
Where are you drunk?
In the salad
XXX is clear.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17305
 16.06.2009
xxxx ‎(13:12)
We have a grandmother standing at the same metro station and constantly whispering that there is urine: “I AM the Same Hachuuu.” I gave her a whirlwind and she threw him in my back.


[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17304
 16.06.2009
No humor at "no humor"

Puppy guys, be careful! I went with a child from the kindergarten, two came to the kindergarten. First they offered a acquaintance, then one of them grabbed the child and dragged somewhere. Sorry for him. My faithful "Osa" broke him his male sexual fox. The second in panic fled, abandoning his shareholder. I called an ambulance, a police. She told me how it was. I was not even told a word, and the young Homo sapiens was accused of trying to kidnap a child and imprisoned for 8 years.

The Loving Mother, Mr. Kishinev
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Loving mother respect, but, unfortunately, in Russia, for such, most likely, will be put on self-defense. The nearest example is the term of the grandfather, who from the gun of the house struck the robber who entered the pensioner into the apartment. A lot more examples. The Russian system does not need people who are able to defend themselves and simply hold weapons in their hands. = = (

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17303
 16.06.2009
Anya Moksyaeva! check your email address!I was writing Trojan!? to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17302
 16.06.2009
What are the two main problems of modern Moscow?

-- General confusion on glamour... and nowhere properly cooled fresh-pressed juice. Especially the avocado.

c) of A.B. Rested

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17301
 16.06.2009
There is a suspicion that while I sleep, the tapes argue and run out - one under the couch, one under the table. Angry

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17300
 16.06.2009
Gastezzo: Eva: How is the weather?
EVA: Gastezzo is great! I walk in the dress! And you?
I am not in the dress...
Gastezzo: Why is it?
Gastezzo: Eva: the chest is small and the youth runs out

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17299
 16.06.2009
I once saw a man whose cheeks did not burn on his cheeks, because he was smiling all the time.
____________________________
YYY: The Joker’s direct objection is what it is.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17298
 16.06.2009
I am being driven out of the universe :(
WOW: Is it so serious?
Theme: UGU
What does the Dean say about this?
“Take your diploma and let your spirit not be here!”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17297
 16.06.2009
and ZZZ:
I watched Dr. House.

by vvv:
It sounded like "Hello, I am Nastia and I am an alcoholic"

by vvv:
Everybody is ringing around)

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17296
 16.06.2009
Hello how do you do? Do you want to meet? Tell about yourself
I’m married, I have 8 children, I don’t have a car, I don’t look like the smoke of eblan and ranetok, I’m a happy owner of a beer belly and sweater that I drive in jeans, and overall I’m gay.
What about you?Can you tell us about yourself?
It is horrendous!! Where do these people live???? to
I live in Latvia.
Not in Lithuania but in Lithuania!!! You are also illiterate!!!! to
Oh sorry what?
I am not speaking Lithuania, but Lithuania!!! Is he still deaf?? to
WOW: Where are you missing?
Tagged: awowow
Sorry, my brain exploded

The Nine.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17295
 16.06.2009
Someone was very waiting. So, you’ve gotten out with your farmer.

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