[22:30:36] <kadich> people do not have a planet of monkeys rebellion?? to
[22:31:07] <Nek> kadich: is this a documentary about the Dzhine district?

A acquaintance in a sanitary store (in Ukraine) wants to buy a combined "appliance": toilet + bed.
Address to the seller:
- I need a toilet, but such... (frase in Ukrainian) with trouble together (i.e. and together).
The Seller:
A toilet with a pedestal? This is how?

The wise man tells us what he does, the wise man tells us what he has done, and only the fool tells us what he wants to do.

The year 1983. City of Lubna Poltava region. I am a wank-rocket in the 280th tank regiment of 25 gv. The name of the group (!) of Chapaev.

One day, he pulled a lawn in a regiment. Saturday, PCD; one of the mouths brushes linoleum with mastic on the PC. The chief of the company from the generosity of his and from the excessive service zeal of 20-30 kilograms of mastic.

After breakfast with the pasta brought from the "Toshnilovka", I filled up, fixed the coburu on my fat belly and decided to look: what is done there in the barracks. Left in duty on the phones of the assistant-flag Yurchik, relentlessly went "to look at his possessions."

And it should have happened: at this very moment myself (!) The Comedy! Major-General Martyrosyan ordered the driver of his “Bobik” to stop – right in front of our barracks!

He entered the barracks and immediately, shaken by fear and horror, the daytime "on the shell" soldier's soul from the first dots barely whispered:
-...p...p...-poo...kx-kx... lk – sm...kx-kx.... The RNA...

With some seventh sense, I still heard this cock's pre-death whisper and looked around: at the other end of the center in the barracks, putting my hands behind my back, I entered myself (!) The Commander General (!!!)

I turned like a bullet in a bullet and ran to meet the general. But the kilograms of slippery mastic played a wicked joke with me: already attaching my hand to the "Fura" bark, I slipped on the thin pillows of my crummies and... sat on my ass.

And so – with the palm under the hood – sitting on my ass – I walked on a slippery linoleum to the comedy and, SIT (!) Ordered in full form:
Comrade Major General, personnel of the 280th tank.
Martyrosyan listened to the end, stretched his hand down to me and calmly said with a unique Armenian accent: “Rise up, son...”

I finished my service in the Ministry of Defence in a position equal to the horizontal comedive.
Sometimes, recalling funny stories from lieutenant youth, I wonder:
"Why did we, the green flyers, be so afraid of those cool good-hearted uncles with big stars?"

British scientists have found that ugly women destroy the male liver.

Two boxers are talking in the dressing room.
The 1st:
And shortly I fell straight on him, but I couldn’t get it.
The 2nd:
And what next?
The 1st:
Then it rained and everyone ran away. I walked in the rain.
The 2nd:
Do you like the rain?
1st (the first time):
Yes is. You can hide your tears.

The name of the video "in contact" is a black man.
Well, I don’t even know.)

I want to make nitrogen oxide for the car, because I am a beginner street rider, buy it very expensive.

Alex: I love my office. Head of fire development department: the boss approaches him, grit:
How is the situation in one word?
See also: It works!
In other words, what?
GO: It does not work!

Torrent distribution: Postal 10 years. Anniversary edition
Genre: Action/Simulator of Postal Life

He poured a coke on a laptop... So quickly even the Kalashnikov machine in the army is not dealt with)))

Demeneonic_01: Who was the first to use the wheeled armor carrier?
Mobile02: How I can imagine this miracle carrier so slips under the table. :D

What do you think is the easiest way to keep a man:
Have good sex?
A delicious meal?
Three mental qualities?
Their option...
In my opinion, a good range!

Where do girls have these questions: describe me in the letter "b". What had I to answer?

From the series:
At the opening of the body that fell out of the window
Medical expert: Death occurred as a result of a hit with a dull heavy object.
As a subject? What object?! to
Medical Expert: The Earth Ball.

We will create our own blackjack.
XXX: Blowing up

...
I don’t know, just! Then I went to the System32 folder.
...
How did you find out that the file is strange?
I don’t know a-a-y-u!

Chuk, you are being divorced.

He got in an accident, got rid of the blue from the belt and a blurred wing.
My VAZ has been weak (I am not guilty), but Behu has crushed. Ments are called all as it is appropriate, come, get out of the car, on the go one gets a tablet, writes in the protocol and addresses to the partner -"Well? what’s there with us?""Bashka treška..." the one who looks at my car with a protocol and says -"And how do I understand a strong five";;;

The Belarusian Radio:
- Possible short-term rains, which went all night and continues to go now...

Like Me: We are straight complementary opposites))
Yin and Yang.
Like Me: It was always offensive that the female principle is black... And then I understood why: black builds))