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[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68193
 09.08.2012
In my opinion, men who say that the place of a woman in the kitchen, who require her worship of their great mind and strength, are no better than girls, for whom in a man is important only the penis and wallet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68192
 09.08.2012
Ukraine is a good country. and fun. The husband went to the pharmacy to buy a syringe for the baby:
Do you have a green syringe?
The seller: Yes.
I got a pink and a green :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68191
 09.08.2012
Say, well, who could guess in the questionnaire in the column "Pol" to write - "warm"?

[ + 38 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68190
 09.08.2012
Good Doctor: How did you get rid of your shit pussy! Everywhere, fucking, all over the Web, on every, fucking, fucking site will collapse - pussy, pussy, pussy! And fuck, why there is a site, section, or topic - to discuss anal cracks or for informal communication of pathologists; it is necessary, fuck, fuck it - puts, puts, puts! You can’t climb anywhere so as not to encounter the "Pussy, Pussy, Pussy", nowhere at all! If it were my will, I would have abolished, for a short time, the moratorium on the death penalty, and I would have shot, by my own hand, without judgment, and without the consequences of these your dirty pussas for merely the fact that their debilitating outcry has aroused hundreds of thousands of idiots, who, in turn, have killed a hundred or two million people. Evil is missing you.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68189
 09.08.2012
Inhabitants of the Galaxy! and all! The planet Earth is broken. The cord advertises a remedy for impotence. Please do not disturb. The human mind is exhausted. End of communication session.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68188
 09.08.2012
The following phrase from the news on R24 broke my brain: “An American of Iranian descent, a former Muslim, will be the first rabbin-gay.” Somehow somewhat...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68187
 09.08.2012
The Cattus VK:

People!! How long can we stand in front of each other?

Yesterday at 20:17 via iPad

The commentary:

Get this status from iPad.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №68186
 09.08.2012
hypoallergenic
Chatta Dasha had a fungus in my brain while we slept nearby at night.
My beer was long over.
I see a bank in the refrigerator.
I am so thoughtful.

And here I get ridiculed by her.
"My beer is at rest"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68185
 09.08.2012
Andrei (15:03:15 8/08/2012)
Today in the subway violinist Havu Nagila played
Andrei (15:03:29 8/08/2012)
If I had not been a Jew, I would have given money.

[ + 33 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68184
 09.08.2012
I have a dog, a German Shepherd. I decided through the websites of dogmakers to find a cage for the cage:

“There is, but, cheprack, fox, club, labeled, 5 years old, not unbounded. I am looking for a cabbage. Tjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

And what do you think? More than half of the animal-related websites have refused to place an ad "cause of non-normative vocabulary". What do I call a female dog?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68183
 09.08.2012
Straga: I go in a bus type ~Ikarus~ in front of the rebe and next to the passage is a mom of huge size 35-40 years. Opposite stands a man of 50 years and offers the lady to sit in his place, and he has to go to the exit, like we two in a narrow passage we will not fit. The lady refuses and grit: who needs that passes! A man whispered with his heart toward a lady. At this very moment, the lady rounded her eyes and issued a phrase after which I then roared openly all the way: Oh, you are an old dog! I decided to worry about me!!! to

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68182
 09.08.2012
We have a business dispute with our colleagues.
Did you lick a pencil when you were a child at work?

YYY: I’m afraid to ask about the essence of the dispute.
No, I did not lick him. I smelled like all normal kids.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №68181
 09.08.2012
XXX: I don’t understand why she did this?
XXX: That is not logical.
XXX: Agree, a bad argument

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68180
 09.08.2012
XXX: They have already gotten, come with their flashes/photics, get in without demand. You see, they have to.
YYY: Do as Mishana.
XXX is?
YYY: It on the USB on the front panel brought 12 volts from the power unit. No one ever gets to his computer.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68179
 09.08.2012
Saika: When our seller says "and you tried our loans", it seems he is a drug dealer

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68178
 09.08.2012
A 20-year-old Russian man tried to emigrate to Ukraine (to Odessa) on an inflatable mattress to improve the conditions of his life

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №68177
 09.08.2012
XHHH: Your screwbacks annoy me terribly, some foolish
I don’t understand, you didn’t like the letter ordered?
XHH: No, the font is normal, the other is angry. I told him for half an hour what I wanted. He does not know at all what a ligature is, nor even what a kegl is, fucking!! to
Do you know how our boss took this guy to work?
HH: How will I know this?
Listen here bro. Once our boss came into the store some squeezed, and on the shelf a sheet of A4 and there in such a classy font, a straight look, it is written: Cigarettes do not trade bla-bla, federal legislation bla-bla, kindergarten nearby. Well a boss to new fonts maniac, let the seller (boy of this, ah) torture what font, etc. He stood still, and then said: I don't understand what you are talking about, we don't have a printer, I wrote it by hand with a black flommaster.
WOW: His father is an architect-drawer of Soviet hardening, it turns out. =) is


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68176
 09.08.2012
I saw the girl's status as a member:"I know a lot of warm words: steel mill, boiler, AMD."

The following dialogue follows:
I: Where did the status stumble from?
Maybe she invented it herself?:D
I: Well then explain what AMD is and why it belongs here?)
Without Google
Attention to!! to
I know very modestly about it.
But I know it’s something related to the compound and logically it emits heat.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68175
 09.08.2012
My aunt gave me a tail to divide meat. Well, once came guests, drank, snack and let stories tell each other, who in the car broke, politics, sports, etc. And I take it and say, "I now, when I rub meat, always remember my aunt."

Silence at the table.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68174
 08.08.2012
XXX: The Main Rule
Reality is not confused.
in their
Illusions and agree?
yyy: The main rule of reality -
No fuck without Gandalf.

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