In my opinion, men who say that the place of a woman in the kitchen, who require her worship of their great mind and strength, are no better than girls, for whom in a man is important only the penis and wallet.

Ukraine is a good country. and fun. The husband went to the pharmacy to buy a syringe for the baby:
Do you have a green syringe?
The seller: Yes.
I got a pink and a green :D

Say, well, who could guess in the questionnaire in the column "Pol" to write - "warm"?

Good Doctor: How did you get rid of your shit pussy! Everywhere, fucking, all over the Web, on every, fucking, fucking site will collapse - pussy, pussy, pussy! And fuck, why there is a site, section, or topic - to discuss anal cracks or for informal communication of pathologists; it is necessary, fuck, fuck it - puts, puts, puts! You can’t climb anywhere so as not to encounter the "Pussy, Pussy, Pussy", nowhere at all! If it were my will, I would have abolished, for a short time, the moratorium on the death penalty, and I would have shot, by my own hand, without judgment, and without the consequences of these your dirty pussas for merely the fact that their debilitating outcry has aroused hundreds of thousands of idiots, who, in turn, have killed a hundred or two million people. Evil is missing you.

Inhabitants of the Galaxy! and all! The planet Earth is broken. The cord advertises a remedy for impotence. Please do not disturb. The human mind is exhausted. End of communication session.

The following phrase from the news on R24 broke my brain: “An American of Iranian descent, a former Muslim, will be the first rabbin-gay.” Somehow somewhat...

The Cattus VK:

People!! How long can we stand in front of each other?

Yesterday at 20:17 via iPad

The commentary:

Get this status from iPad.

hypoallergenic
Chatta Dasha had a fungus in my brain while we slept nearby at night.
My beer was long over.
I see a bank in the refrigerator.
I am so thoughtful.

And here I get ridiculed by her.
"My beer is at rest"

Andrei (15:03:15 8/08/2012)
Today in the subway violinist Havu Nagila played
Andrei (15:03:29 8/08/2012)
If I had not been a Jew, I would have given money.

I have a dog, a German Shepherd. I decided through the websites of dogmakers to find a cage for the cage:

“There is, but, cheprack, fox, club, labeled, 5 years old, not unbounded. I am looking for a cabbage. Tjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

And what do you think? More than half of the animal-related websites have refused to place an ad "cause of non-normative vocabulary". What do I call a female dog?

Straga: I go in a bus type ~Ikarus~ in front of the rebe and next to the passage is a mom of huge size 35-40 years. Opposite stands a man of 50 years and offers the lady to sit in his place, and he has to go to the exit, like we two in a narrow passage we will not fit. The lady refuses and grit: who needs that passes! A man whispered with his heart toward a lady. At this very moment, the lady rounded her eyes and issued a phrase after which I then roared openly all the way: Oh, you are an old dog! I decided to worry about me!!! to

We have a business dispute with our colleagues.
Did you lick a pencil when you were a child at work?

YYY: I’m afraid to ask about the essence of the dispute.
No, I did not lick him. I smelled like all normal kids.

XXX: I don’t understand why she did this?
XXX: That is not logical.
XXX: Agree, a bad argument

XXX: They have already gotten, come with their flashes/photics, get in without demand. You see, they have to.
YYY: Do as Mishana.
XXX is?
YYY: It on the USB on the front panel brought 12 volts from the power unit. No one ever gets to his computer.

Saika: When our seller says "and you tried our loans", it seems he is a drug dealer

A 20-year-old Russian man tried to emigrate to Ukraine (to Odessa) on an inflatable mattress to improve the conditions of his life

XHHH: Your screwbacks annoy me terribly, some foolish
I don’t understand, you didn’t like the letter ordered?
XHH: No, the font is normal, the other is angry. I told him for half an hour what I wanted. He does not know at all what a ligature is, nor even what a kegl is, fucking!! to
Do you know how our boss took this guy to work?
HH: How will I know this?
Listen here bro. Once our boss came into the store some squeezed, and on the shelf a sheet of A4 and there in such a classy font, a straight look, it is written: Cigarettes do not trade bla-bla, federal legislation bla-bla, kindergarten nearby. Well a boss to new fonts maniac, let the seller (boy of this, ah) torture what font, etc. He stood still, and then said: I don't understand what you are talking about, we don't have a printer, I wrote it by hand with a black flommaster.
WOW: His father is an architect-drawer of Soviet hardening, it turns out. =) is

I saw the girl's status as a member:"I know a lot of warm words: steel mill, boiler, AMD."

The following dialogue follows:
I: Where did the status stumble from?
Maybe she invented it herself?:D
I: Well then explain what AMD is and why it belongs here?)
Without Google
Attention to!! to
I know very modestly about it.
But I know it’s something related to the compound and logically it emits heat.

My aunt gave me a tail to divide meat. Well, once came guests, drank, snack and let stories tell each other, who in the car broke, politics, sports, etc. And I take it and say, "I now, when I rub meat, always remember my aunt."

Silence at the table.

XXX: The Main Rule
Reality is not confused.
in their
Illusions and agree?
yyy: The main rule of reality -
No fuck without Gandalf.