Football between Russia and Finland.
She: It is in vain that Huss does not release two Berezutsky brothers on the field at once. The brothers looked so symmetrically in defense.
He: You don’t understand...Guss does everything right in the break one brother goes out on the field instead of the other and so we have one replacement more. The Voila.

I am in a blockade on the approach to Moscow.
Which is Napoleon?

One of my friends worked with my father. I stumbled black. Coded it did not help. Then I sat down for Linux. I stopped drinking! and wife. He also dropped...

<xxx> Sweeping, Sweeping in the face yesterday hit %)
<yyy> Who is it?
<xxx> he liked the dark goat beer, he looked into the barley and whispered: two black goats!
<xxx> and we have two Armenians there trading

For those who still think that the color of the hack is yellow.
Open a new window, go to Yandex and see the meaning of this word in the dictionaries:
Haki Ushakov
Ha'Kee is and the earth. Green with grey.

Please, please, let me tell you about the joyful life.

and Ura! I now have an angel on the skull!
In the skull? and anymore? How much does it cost?
1000 r per month.
Is it so cheap?
Well... there’s anymore, let’s say with some limitations.
What is limited there?
Traffic... and stop roasting!! to

Nothing hurts as badly as your own stupidity.

My wife called an electrician. It was Sunday, and all the neighbors were there.
I opened the cage.
The man was found to be healthy, in a blue suitcase, with a suitcase and squeaky.
by voice.
As soon as he entered, the little dog that lived in our courtyard, loudly
He grumbled and started to bite a new leg.
by Masha! I rattled.
The man, slightly under the closet, immediately turned on and waved with a joyful face.
For the entire district:
The man! The dog is playful! You can’t bite a beautiful man in the foot.
And here, across the corner, my wife Maria Egorovna sailed out!
Time has stopped.
Looking at my wife’s stone face, the man stood on me.
Through the tears that poured both of my eyes, I could only squeeze:
My dog is called Iroquois.

When officials robbed faster than the people produced, they declared that the people could not work.

----- Gold------ ‎(12:06):
How beautiful is my face and what would you like to do with it?

Cocaine Talk ‎(12:06):
The eyes are beautiful, mm.
and...
She said that if she gets in the best she will give)))

The xxx:
Who are you studying with?
YYYY :
The investigator: the university of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, all of itself militarized...
You are for whom?
The xxx:
I am in the medical institute, on 1 course, dentist
YYYY :
WOW! I am afraid of you 😉

Q: Do you have a water heater?
WOW WOW? The chaos?
XHH: the boiler*
WOW: Figase as you called... You would even call the monitor a picture displayer.

On January 17, 2008, in Michigan, 32-year-old William Poohou was convicted of abusing a sex toy in the shape of a woman.

The shit happened yesterday.)
Would you like? 😉
XXX: The tubes collapsed under the shell
And the water from the drain does not flow to the pipe, but to the floor.
XXX: Everything in the Water
I am Moscow
XXX: Sweepstakes
xxx: I am a thief
XXX: and put them in the shell!

From the forum:

Literally a piece of the mouth. And my friend told me how he got caught with the smell of garlic, and when he began to explain that there was little money with him, one of them said to the other: "Vasya, he drunk our money."

I met a strange man here.
Solo: What is strange?
He pulled the bench.

Who remembers when a text document was scattered in the local map and it was used instead of a chat?

Do you have anything in the refrigerator, too?

I couldn’t walk without a smile past the restaurant where the wedding was celebrated and the bride laughed at the song of Shalawa la la la.

xxx: I need an emergency, or a chair in the chair of the supporter