I talked to a beautiful blonde. I shake my hands, shake my hands, show, in short, how amusing I am. She smiles and blows with long eyelids. And here I pronounce the phrase: "Well, and here Ostapa suffered...". She: "Wait... I didn’t understand, and Ostap is your friend?

The strongest physiological pleasure a person experiences when he itches the place that itches.
c) The scientists

Conclusion: mosquitoes are created to give us the highest pleasure.

Yes, for this money the Russian mail will deliver the elephant to Vladivostok.
Wow, but I should have been to Kaliningrad.
Not an elephant, but a mouse.

I sit behind the compost, my wife in the kitchen is doing something, screaming to me from the kitchen:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I did not hear.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is harsh!

It seems to me that the drivers of patches have such a sign - before the lying policeman to guess a desire and disperse. If the ass of all passengers is removed from the seats during taking the height, the wish will be fulfilled. I do not know the subtleties of guessing yet.

The Lost:
I have a gipsy hand on my table, almost compressed in my fist.

The Lost:
It felt like it was covering something 6-7 centimeters in diameter.

The Lost:
This was then taken out of their hands.

The Lost:
Voot

The Lost:
A new employee arrives tomorrow.

The Lost:
And I think...

The Lost:
If you put a thick cooked sardine in this hand and put a new employee on the table...

The Lost:
Does it move faster or vice versa?and :)

From one forum:
XXX: Does anyone know that for two points are glued in many athletes slightly higher than the belt on both sides of the spine? The points are small, so they do not pull to protect against stretching.
YYY: One hole for data connector, another for charging

I work as a gardener. as required on the bank of the river. I’m going to work today and I’m worried. I sit down, smoke and try to figure out what’s going on. has arrived. There was a floating crane, and he made sounds one-on-one like cars in two-dimensional ruins.

after the fall of the American flag delighted the applause and screams of enthusiastic spectators))

I remember when there were math controls in school, then it was forbidden to use everything, from calculators to textbooks. In the universe, the situation was slightly different, during the control tower you could use everything, but there was no point in this.

XXX: What is your favorite number?
YYY: 68
Isn’t it 69? and ;)
Not to be a palice.

Russians Hassan Barayev lost to Armenian Yuri Patrikeev in the Greco-Roman struggle. I feel alone that something is wrong here?

At night, the bottles of the toilet flowed, the sound was as if there was a cat licking water. I am confident that this is the case, I sit on my bed, and I start screaming to the cat to stop it, because it prevents me from sleeping! And then with a lateral sight, I see a cat sitting next to me and looking astonished at my actions... In that second all my logic collapsed, and there was horror! :) I go under the blanket, I demand that my husband go down and see what is there, he looks at the changing no less frightened and pronounces the culminating phrase: I will not go! I don’t want to be attacked by what’s going on there!!! to

XH: No
WOW: Yes
XH: No
See also: Daaa
Tag: not eating
WOW : AAAAAA!! to
zzz: Fuck, and these two candidates of science are arguing...

I was in a guest house with a friend. She lives in a not very prosperous area.
We enter the entrance, and it’s all in blood.
I am terrified: What happened here? Has someone been killed?? to
She said, “No, he is still alive. Don’t worry, it was last week. We have as usual: they kill somebody, and then the blood a month at the entrance of the entrance, nobody cleans.

Chill_off_vek: Kaspersky on the tablet found a danger from the installer...self, offered to remove, but couldn’t, because used what? It is Kaspersky.

Comments on the news that Samsung is buying out iPhones in exchange for the 3rd Galaxy S:

xxx: apparently employees of Samsung decided to pick up b/ear iPhones ))
YYY: This is for designers.

Karrin: How to make the "cellophane" effect in Photoshop?? to
brainworms: scan the package and put on a semi-transparent layer
Karrin: tried it, it didn’t work.

We decided to see the volcano Eyjafjallajökull. From Seidaruksroukjur they went to Mirdalsjökull, Snyfedelsjökull, then through Harbnafjordur to Brunhoulfskyria and Kauldafelsstadur, past Hvandalshnukyr and Vatnajökull, then to Tungnafeltsjökull, Stikkishoulmur, Neskaupstadur, Faskudfjordur, Aldeyarfos, Ker Lingharfjökull and Myrdalstjökull. A volcano like a volcano.

After the unsuccessful launch of our rocket decided to watch a video on the matter. I went to the Roscosmos TV studio on YouTube.

Video "Launch of RKN Proton-M with KA Express-MD2 and Telkom-3" - 306 views;
Video "Programa Cosmonautics 04.08.2012" - 367 views;
Video "The Earth in Fire" - 794 views;
Video "Titov - the first inhabitant of space" - 500 views;
......
Video "Smile on the start" - 5388 views!!! to

This is how we look at space.