I heard it yesterday in the subway. The guy says to the girl, “I’m too high on you to give you a pink phone.”

Don’t be afraid of relationships because they can end badly. They will in any case end badly - either with a break or death (C)

had practical experience.
A cat and a fairly large superpower magnet were available, a collar was built from a Velcro tape (a lipo) (two strips are in-touched so as not to cling to the wool). The role of the fence was performed by a steel heating battery (magnetizes).
Untrained to the collar, the cat immediately gave a hole, a magnet slowed his escape slightly. Cover of carpet.
Myth is destroyed!

P.S There is a suspicion that the experiment could be successfully carried out on linoleum or other slippery coating, and probably on a fluoroplastic surface treated with silicone lubricant, but this is obviously different from the initial conditions. Also, it is possible that if instead of a three-year-old Siberian take a kitty of a regular average European cat under the age of one year, you can get the described result.

The collar is reasonably completed, the magnet is placed to other glands, the cat is fed and feels good.

I hear, therefore, in the neighboring room the exact time signals on the TV. Time is flying, I’ll go and watch the news. I go in, and there the wife is watching another talk show... And there they are mating...

It’s terrible when you don’t need anyone here, you want to leave, and you have nowhere to go.

On the street:
Little girl: how long is it?
The elderly: not five or seven.
Q: Is it two things?

XX: Have you noticed how natives react to jokes for a long time? Web is already
They are running, and the natives are just beginning.
Zzzz: So they have a compilation!

The woman-Sagittarius makes herself mad first, then everyone else, and then herself again.
Yyy: it’s about the mother-in-law, not the shooters))))

<bot> [Anagram]: ghnpmao.
<xxx> and xxx
<yyy> and the
...
<bot> No one has answered the question. The correct answer is harmony.

I go to work by bus. It was hot in the morning, I was driving the condos to turn on. But the window doesn’t open because there are two grandmothers under 60 who are BALLJ D U E T!
A mess begins, one part says that it is dull, the grandmother says that it is blowing. And then the third, sitting a little further away (dressed slightly better and older, over 70 but not scratched) opposed with a fairly clear voice. One phrase literally:
- "Let the cows be silent, people are sick, be patient. Open the window"
This is how to get old!
But the question is, do they have their hierarchy?

I was in the hospital today, I had to take the doctor. Registration separately - is called "Oncocabinet". I go - time 10.50 (I follow the time - in working hours, the boss asked). In front of me is the turn - I am a little stuck, but, since I take the cup 3 times - usually everything is fast and straight and does not smell. A 30-year-old woman and two grandmothers are behind her. From the conversations, I understood - what in the registry has been fixed and corrected. 10 minutes stood - then sat down on the bench and watched the concert in all its magnificence! At 11.06 the grandmother enters - asks quietly, can you clarify in the registration? "I was recorded by phone for the first time, I want to know - the card to take here or the doctor has already taken". It is missed, then the dialogue:
Grandma by recording - Daughter, I was recorded by phone, I was told by 11 15 to come, I came to...... (I don't remember the name, let the BP), the card was taken here or the doctor was taken away.
Registrar - that you registered on the phone, it's all the conversations, wait for the turn.
Grandma from line 1 - I also go to the doctor of BP, I am standing and waiting, and you are clever on the phone.
Grandma - but, I came in advance, I was recorded at 11 15 I came at 11 10.
Grandma from line 2 - This is because of such forever nothing you will understand! I went to Dr. WR too. You have to come in advance, or they will come at the time and the right to go! We’ve been here for 40 minutes!
Registrar - I serve everyone in a live turn!

I stood up and left. What is Zen compared to this philosophy?

Murobes

Announcements from the section "Bureau of discoveries" - Moscow:
Find a laptop! It is action!
In the area of ul. 2nd Radio and Ul. Odoevsky on Sunday 13.07 at 13-00 found a stunned note.
Due to the pleasant discovery, an action is announced!
The correctly named username and password - Bonus - ASUS laptop and grandmother's chipper made of a real tree with self-picking from the 4th floor!
The term of action is 7 days. Upon the expiration of the campaign, the happy owner of the laptop will be its organizer, and the vintage grandmother of the shiphonier will be handed over to the local museum.

I sent a letter to work with documents, a couple of weeks back, the letter is glued to the form "Reason for return" and marked: Reason for sending - Reference. Is the Russian post at all out there? A toxic surgeon? What does it mean? address and so on. correctly written. I sent it the second time and it came without any problems.

Why does Maradona have the gold medal of the World Cup and Messi has only the silver medal?
Because manual work is valued higher.

Answers to Soap:
The question -
When I went through the link, I found myself on the site of the hentai and immediately threw me to another link, on the second page it was written that I was seized for something and now I have to pay the staff within 12 hours. What to do?
The answer -
The fool has thrown off.
Pay, said Vin-Lock to the fool.
What to do, crying fool.
Pay once you open it.
I’d better go for answers.
The idiot pressed a coin.
Anyone there will help the fool.
The fool is also worthy of pity.
But no, it did not help the fool.
No need to touch the reference.
The moral of this fairy tale is this:
Do not touch the link, right?
Good to watch hentai.
Better to walk.
Find a girl or gay
You, the fool, are more visible.
Following phishing links
Great luxury for fools.

<Oxana> Does it seem to me that I am an athlete?
<Alexander> I would not say
<Oxana> is I go to gym six times a week :(
<Oxana> you just didn’t see my steep muscles!
<Alexander> I don’t even know where it is :)
<Oxana> where you have a bubble
<Alexander> so I don’t know :(

Opened a news site...
and
"The BMW driver who struck a retired man was a deaf patient in a psychiatric hospital"
and
Closed the news site.

A business lady is such a clever man, but a grandmother.

On Friday I go to the hypermarket to bake beer and shrimp. I see - there is a free place, next to the Offgen Harley.
I park, get out of the car, start looking at it, because I love motorcycles like that. A family is sitting next to the car, making shopping. Mom, Dad and Boy, 5 years old.
Here comes the owner of Harley.
Classics - leather pants, cosacks, leather vests on the naked body, on one forearm of the tattoo ZZ Top, on the other - AD/DC. And... A huge snow-white hairstyle with curls, and the same snow-white beard to the pup. This is a mixture of the same ZZ Top and MC Flash.
The boy is like a whirlwind – “Mom, look at Santa!!!“”
And his mother says, “No son, it’s a motorcycle uncle.”
The child’s lower lip begins to swell.
A motorcycle uncle turns to the boy, and says in a well-set bass (further dialogue with the boy):
Yes, I am Santa Claus.
Where is your red coat and why on a motorcycle?
- So summer, I have a vacation, I ride here, at the same time I look at children who behave well and who is bad, to know who to give gifts for the New Year, and who - not. And on a motorcycle, because the deer rest, the grass is sprinkled, the strength is gaining, because in the winter, how many things we will have.
Where is the Snowman?
Snowmen in the south is resting in Turkey.
Does it not grow?
- Yes, no, these are stories, we do not melt from the heat.
Further, he opens the copper, which is filled with small plush rabbits.
He takes one and gives the boy with the words:
Be good, listen to Mom and Dad, and you will have a good gift for the new year.
He has tears in his eyes of happiness.
Then he turns to me, blinking and whispering, “Third for today.”
He sits on a mouthpiece and moves smoothly.
Mom smiles, Dad smiles, the boy hugs the rabbit.
I look at the sun and think, “How good is life!”

At a reception at the U.S. Embassy, the U.S. ambassador boasted that, say, they have a wizard in the state of Alabama - the dead raises.
Present at the reception of V.M. Molotov indisputably noted that there is also a remarkable athlete in the USSR who surpasses the plane by running.
N.S Khrushchev, hearing about this fact, called Molotov to himself.
“Why are you, Mikhail, shaking your tongue? So, how will they require a miracle athlete?
We will first demand that they present their necromant.
What if they present?
- We need to check, let it raise... Stalin, for example.
How do you get up?
“Then you, Nikita, are not like an airplane – you are going to overtake a rocket!