To us, the French teacher today told us about her adventures in France on the remaining part of the couple, and about her students-disadvantaged

Especially the story of the fools who were in the building camp.

They excavate there and rebuild all kinds of ancient castles, buildings and other figs.
Smart people rebuilt the village. Most are Russians. One of them had a Russian flag with him, and the clowns decided to hang it over the village. In France. The Russian flag.

The civilian population of France noticed the subwoof only on the third day.

And it was only because one of the passing tourists said, "What is wrong with the stripes on your flag?"

Kisely@br (15:34:56 10/12/2009)
I sit in the hospital.
ANT1][R1ST (15:35:04 10/12/2009)
You forgot there?
Kisely@br (15:36:10 10/12/2009)
Yes, the dog bitten me for the upper lip, I sit in a line for a reception
ANT1][R1ST (15:36:41 10/12/2009)
Has he fought with the dog?O_O
Kisely@br (15:38:01 10/12/2009)
Diesel was taken to the army...I wanted to talk to her...
ANT1][R1ST (15:38:09 10/12/2009)
and)))
ANT1][R1ST (15:38:14 10/12/2009)
Heat

In the evening, I walked around the street, around the ice. He walked carefully. Tell me how? How could you slip not on the ice, but on the banana skin, which fucking knows where it came from on the road!! to

DarkDigit: In the subway, playing a snake on nokia1112, I really wanted to wish the fool who spermed my communicator that he would all his life crawl in a dark labyrinth, looking for what to eat and afraid to bite himself for his ass!

What kind of shit.
The son was asked in school to write a piece in English on the subject: "Why some people don't laugh in the circus when animals perform", asking for help.
Ohhhhhh...

The first thought, of course, about who served in the army - he in the circus does not laugh, but he is 12 years old, may not yet understand, probably

yyy (22:04) :
I love when they touch my hair, put their palms in the head and just do something with them, I have such a moustache starting to run the size of an elephant!!! to

yyy (22:05) :
When the kids in the kindergarten are offered to play at the barber, I sit down and just dance!!!This is fucking!!There is no need for sex!! to
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The elephant’s flocks of elephants!! to

I bought a shampoo, it is written on it - prepare to see their lush shapes!and ;)

The printer has become a Muslim.
What?
He wrote: The wrong format of paper.

Biolante: Girls are very well healed from constriction by binding their eyes and fixing them to the wall.

The eighties, a time when deodorants did not exist, and few people used them. They go with their four-year-old son in the metro.Summer, heat, pressure. Grisha on her mother’s knees, and the people from all sides. Grisha suddenly begins to get excited and scream on the whole car: Mom, mom, when we come, I can't breathe, smells of respected citizens!!! to

Authors (19:18:07 10/12/2009)
Wrap a tree with a parallel to save a motorcyclist!

nixeon (19:18:29 10/12/2009)
Wrap a motorcycle anchor - save a tree

Issuish (19:18:44 10/12/2009)
and ROFL

And you have noticed that in the advertisement of the Russian week in McDonald's, a tsar sits down to a guy with a NOUT, and when that guy is scratching and sees before him an ordinary guy and not a tsar, nout is no longer there. Attention, the question is: who picked up the notch?! to

Talk about fishing:
In fishing, a large fish is considered to be caught, which is larger than the member of the fisherman.
What if a woman is fishing?
In women, all fish are considered large.

I am standing at the stop, a guy nearby is talking on the phone (obviously it is about taking him to work)

Q: Yes, 4 years of experience
Q: Yes, of course, I’ll be able to move all my computers to Linux.
A: No is! No white salary!! to
Q: I’m not going to allow these government fools to bite 13% of my ass every month!!! to
<pause of 10 seconds>
Q: Okay, I’ll start tomorrow.

The real Odin knows the price of a piece of his ass.

I sit on the toilet, I read BOR, but after reading this, I read this:
[Tav, 20:24]
You know, in our house, the whole place under the bathroom is flanked by a small plastic wall, there is a door, it moves away. Here is. Dad was a witness to a wonderful sight today. The cat enters the bathroom. Approaches to this wall, pushes the door off with his feet, climbs under the bathroom, stays there, scratches the plate with his nails, comes out and closes the door! Still, cats hide something from us... O_O >>

My cat got out of the bathroom and looked at me carefully, like Lenin. Zuka, I don’t know what to think.

My house is cursed. The grandfather in it died, the grandmother died, her husband, uncle went crazy and died trying to get there. A man shot his mother’s lover. The bones of domestic animals are scattered throughout the area. And now, when this house got me and I look at the documents on the ground, it turns out that the land there is 666 square meters!!! to
The Actic Landowner.

Dark_Lord: Which YUHA did I bring home?
Dark_Lord: Who can explain to me the motive for this inadequate act?
Refuge13: Sirog, are you a corporate person at all?
Refuge 13: You Drank Desperately
Refuge 13: and then he himself said "take the admin - he will"
Chapter 13: Who Are You?
Dark Lord: This is the fucking...

xxx> Who are you?
My work is to randomly detect dumb errors by the method of anti-scientific tick in the most reliable and seamless, according to programmers, places.
xxx> Tester of what7
yyy> XD accountant

I go home through the kindergarten. The leather coat is stretched, the hair scratches in all directions... and after me a child’s admired whisper: "Uncle Rosomach..."

I will remember the funny story about communion in the political center =) We lived like all three in a room. And there was one among us that we, the other two, did not like. There was for what. He was drawing. It would sound bad, but he was painting at night. With the upper light on, because the desk lamp had little. He ignored all our requests. And, as they say, it struck. One day, when this man left the room and went to his neighbors, we picked up his winter jacket, sprinkled the pad and wrapped in a piece of stuff that kicked out when you took a thread out of the store without paying. It is filmed on the box. The jacket was carefully sewed back)))) Drawing at night he, of course, did not stop, but from his endless complaints to the sheltered shops guards, it became easy and light on our souls )))))