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[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74454
 17.12.2012
Chloe: I took part in an exhibitionist activity today. At first I did not realize that it was the same. I go, I don’t touch anyone. After the snow, the path is narrow, it is difficult to get away. The cold is under 30. I rushed. The nose in the collar, the ears in the headphones. I look into someone’s body, from the knees and below. I take a step, the body is there. I am on the other side, it is the trail. What a shit, I think, and I look up. The girl looks at me so sadly. I have a brilliant idea in my head – ask something you want. I take off the headphones and say "yet again, please". The look of the man acquires a shade of mistrust and fear. At this point, my eyes go where I need to go. And there... poor, unhappy, blue-filled – do we remember about 30? Something boring that you can’t even call dignity. And so I felt sorry for him... I pulled a glove from my palm and stretched the sufferer.
No one has ever escaped from me so quickly.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74453
 17.12.2012
Does your brother have a girl or a boy?
I told you, Sasha.
Thank you Jop...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74452
 17.12.2012
You can become a doctor without being a Ph.D.

222 Can you give a warning to this comrade? Are you on the forum that the right to freedom of speech does not work?

Any doctor can impunely call other doctors doctors.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №74451
 17.12.2012
xxx: Cheated the saleswoman in the box, on the question of how many years answered 21). I am 23 years old. :p

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74450
 17.12.2012
It’s really hard to be a jade between three mosquitoes and six chopsticks... all the time you have to lave and strangle them together, while having a non-huge profit.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №74449
 17.12.2012
The inhabitants of the harsh Chelyabinsk do not listen to the Dabbstep, they listen to the Chelyabinsk Metallurgical Combinate.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №74448
 17.12.2012
XXX: I have a black mistake so funny out...
My wisdom knows no curtains.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №74447
 17.12.2012
The tasting is...
When they do not swallow...
R. G.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74446
 17.12.2012
Annual battle about where it is colder - in Siberia at -40 or in the middle band at -30, I announce open!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74445
 17.12.2012
I always thought my sister was glamorous and far from the internet. Read her search query: "Sweet Wedding Dresses" XD

[ + 25 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74444
 17.12.2012
What kind of husband are you if your penis is not elastic?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74443
 17.12.2012
xxx: on youtube video titled: "Hryshkovets "How I ate the dog" (completely)".
XX: And it is not obvious that the last word has nothing to do with the pre-last word.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74442
 17.12.2012
“Happy is a marriage in which one half is snoring and the other half is not hearing.”
I’m not happy in my marriage, but my husband is happy in my marriage.

[ + 7 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74441
 17.12.2012
If your dream came true and there was no orgasm, then it is a dream.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №74440
 17.12.2012
History of History

Salvador Dalí, already a famous artist, came to a Paris furniture factory to make an individual order for the headset. Right here he sketched on paper sketches of furniture and asked:
How much will it cost?
The factory owner, an old Jew, shrugged his hands:
What is the question, Messie Dali? For you personally, we will do everything absolutely free of charge. Do not forget to sign your sketches.

[ + 61 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74439
 17.12.2012
And when our president realizes the simple idea: for the corruption of officials in no case can be removed. They need to be hanged.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №74438
 17.12.2012
I am most wondering why they moved What?Where?When? by Thursday?
has never been such

On Friday, everyone will die and no one will watch. Uncomfortable with advertisers

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №74437
 17.12.2012
"The Unfortunate Husband"

> I don't want to throw away - I love crazy. Here is what to do? Who can give good advice? I don’t know if it’s an impasse :(

You are just a fairy tale dude. In normal societies, even only sexual dissatisfaction with a partner is already a reason for divorce. And if the wife does not give at all, then it was necessary on the first wedding night to remind her of what the first wedding night is, and if she did not understand - to chase the naked shit meth and suckles.

Remember, all normal girls want sex too.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №74436
 17.12.2012
Do you wear seat belts in the bathroom? And I just recently realized that it was time to walk further than from the garage to the house. I went home yesterday, I was called from the back, so instead of looking around, I looked for the rear-view mirror.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74435
 17.12.2012
Dilvish: How about your girls?
Dilvish: whom you feed and walk
Like the pigeons.
Lan: crash and fly away

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