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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6335
 03.06.2008
At the box office in the store saw hanging breath refresher "AntiGaiishnik", a large item on the banner is written "Fresh kisses"... all of course in life happens, but such caution producers have not yet met)))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6334
 03.06.2008
[SY-KAR-NO] (00:38:26 2/06/2008)
She: answer me, just honestly, yes or no, okay?
He asks
Why do men laugh at blondes?
He is: Yes

Bad Girl (00:38:45 2/06/2008)
mmm

Bad Girl (00:38:49 2/06/2008)
What a joke?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6333
 03.06.2008
Issured (18:08:04 31/05/2008)
Don’t tell him he’s a zoophile.

Yellow (18:08:17 31/05/2008)
Do you know why his neck is sick?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №6332
 03.06.2008
About the actions of moderators: The channel is prohibited x@йня. X@nyu from not x@nyu the administration of the channel determines the eye.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6331
 03.06.2008
was married. I went on a wedding trip to Paris with my wife. We sit in a cafe near the Arc de Triomphe and read Bash together. Tell me, is it normal? O.O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6330
 03.06.2008
Ukraine is filing a lawsuit against Russia in order to challenge the victory of Bilan... all, shame, nuclear war... who wrote there in the abyss what from the jumping piddle will begin the apocalypse?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6329
 03.06.2008
I saw the inscription: We sell MP3, soft games at licensed prices...
The pirates wasted?? to

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6328
 03.06.2008
The Americans shock me with their intelligence when a super-mega-smart hearing shoots at the monitor to stop file transmission or disc recording.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6327
 03.06.2008
About girls

In general, there are a few of them, for different occasions in life...and now I think that’s what I need. Long relationships, it's cool, of course, but it's like platinum, which you built and then finish in places of gaps, but it's worth you fuck a couple of such bits as it collapses in front of you, and you're standing like a hanging bobber and quietly cuddling.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6326
 03.06.2008
Condoms "Sin" for sex with ugly women. Kill the unclean puppy!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6325
 03.06.2008
-=@reS=-: Naive Europeans think that once they have given Bilan the first place, he will not come to them again!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6324
 03.06.2008
I knew you could expect everything from guys, but the phrase
Let’s break up, my dad told me I don’t love you"
I was just buried there.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №6323
 03.06.2008
Fate can only be escaped by zigzags of luck.

Nick Blue

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6322
 03.06.2008
The “fall of morals.”

I went to the metro today from work. 21:00 on Saturday. I am so naked.

work :() In the car a few people, sitting in front of me an intelligent

My uncle, a 65-year-old professor, is reading the newspaper. In this

at the moment in the car enter 2 punk, wrapped in the hole, splashing on the backpacks,

They turn to the unopened door and look. I sit straight.

at the extreme place next to them, from the edge to the seat. After some time

The boys get bored and one suggests: let’s read the book.

Memory, and who does not remember the vodka puts today (what next??). The second,

Please give it. What will we read? My Uncle the Most Honest

Rules... the second next batch. The first next. No once

You have fallen!! Coupettes 8 passed, I go out, the professor looks at them.

Surprised and says: Pushkin is specifically burning!!! I was in Ah.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6321
 03.06.2008
Historical parallels

1981 year

1st Prince Charles is married

2nd Liverpool won the Champions Cup

Three Ali Agzha shot the Pope

2005 year

1st Prince Charles is married again.

2nd Liverpool won the Champions League

4 is Pope of Rome died

If Charles thinks he’ll get married again, Liverpool will.

Winner of the Champions League... someone, warn the Dad!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6320
 03.06.2008
Svetik: Things are okay. I checked my son’s diary. I found a record in front of the subject "literature": 3 - (three with a minus, I understood), and at the bottom it is attributed: "Acrobat Rider and then - with a greater expression reads Pasternak than your son - Pushkin." Tomorrow I’ll go fighting with that fool.
Paramonov: ))))))))
Svetik: You don’t know who Acrobat Rider is, I hear about him for the first time?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6319
 03.06.2008
What do you create?
XXX: I write
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have not tried so yet.
XXX: The Diploma

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №6318
 03.06.2008
Remove the usual framework. You can kiss not only in the lips, but also in the eyes, forehead, nose, neck, hips, shoulders, chest, hands, stomach and other interesting places.

After this quote, I don’t eat at night, I don’t sleep during the day!!! Tell me, what is Utah?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6317
 03.06.2008
Yesterday I was alerted by the appearance of the road sign "unilateral traffic" when entering the cemetery...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6316
 03.06.2008
You really understand that a man trusts you when he doesn’t think it is inappropriate to go away with you.

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