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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17273
 15.06.2009
Well, what about life, when you even have a mechanic with the name of Hrenov? Mechanics of shit.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №17272
 15.06.2009
Diego: today painted the fence, the mosquito between the shoulder wounds somewhere, I was on the machine with his roll! All the green was...
Diego: What I'm looking at wood to go cutting.. x_x

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №17271
 15.06.2009
Unknown: I had such an offer at the EGE."The victory in the Great Patriotic War showed how powerful and invincible the people of the Earth"
We won in 45 aliens.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17270
 15.06.2009
XH: By the way, when ejaculating, the sperm flows out of the penis of the body at a speed of 18 km per hour.
yyy: 5 hours - and on sperm you can fly to me at the country)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17269
 15.06.2009
On the street some man approaches to meet.He didn't have time to introduce himself, my children ran out with the scream " YOU are our dad"!!! The fucking shit.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17268
 15.06.2009
You also have...
No, I’m just sure you also have a shelf in your closet, presumably the bottom with the content – unsorted/

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №17267
 15.06.2009
xxx (12:07:37 12/06/2009)
Where are you flashing.
yyy (12:08:06 12/06/2009)
Where to go, where to go, where to go, where to go
xxx (12:08:28 12/06/2009)
that

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17266
 15.06.2009
xxx: a little brother found in his mother the pads... counted them and told her with a smart look: "Pampers you will have enough until Wednesday".

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №17265
 15.06.2009
Comments to the news "Microsoft disputed with Intel"

DEAD: I think if things go that way, Microsoft will breathe and buy Intel))
Slayer71: and then scratch the ears from the anti-monopoly commission :)
Demian_: Again breathe and buy the anti-monopoly commission :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17264
 15.06.2009
The building with the sword.
When my father took me to work as a child and showed me a personal computer and War Craft II, I asked why buildings were burning with the sword.
Gas, without blinking the eye, replied the father.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №17263
 15.06.2009
Talk about cars:
China has no security by definition. They don’t need it... it’s easier for them to make a new car than a safe car.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №17262
 15.06.2009
The strength lies in overcoming the momentary weaknesses.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17261
 15.06.2009
At the crossroads stands a very beautiful long-legged girl and holds her hand.
Boy of 6 years. A car comes in and a guy comes out.
He stared closely at the girl. The green light turns on, but the man is not.
He goes. He looks at the girl. And then the boy says loudly to him, “Hey,
Ride to! The girl with me!”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17260
 15.06.2009
The director of the Moscow Zoo came to the capital many years ago with one puppy in his pocket.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17259
 15.06.2009
From a smile, the mouth of a morjuwa... And an elephant, and even a little bitch.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №17258
 15.06.2009
...and Iffrit is the most brave of us three. Yesterday I saw his new girlfriend when I thought I would get a heart attack. He is nothing, fucking.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17257
 15.06.2009
Per it will be useful if there are more of these "unknown".
There is something like a pharmacy. It’s not just Gandalf that’s sold. The drug is called "postinor". or another, a little more expensive, "escape". Both cost about 250 rubles. Abortion is cheaper and easier.
And this is an emergency measure, broken - running to the pharmacy for 24 hours!
= is

could not withstand. "Take care of the girl". Postinor simply causes early drug miscarriage. Horrible hormonal failures. Results delayed in time. A whole bouquet,and such as you, men who do not understand pharmacology beyond the pills that a aunt in turn advised, and did not dream of.Women's health is very fragile, and I am upset by such advice of educated men. There are a lot of reliable methods of contraception - combine oral and barrier, so that a broken condom is not a disaster.
By the way, if such a panic about a possible pregnancy - there is nothing to do with sex at all, when small / unclear / not so loving each other, etc. Sex is always an opportunity to get pregnant. Think with your head.

[ + 146 - ] Comment quote №17256
 15.06.2009
With the tape “Zhyguli” Road Patrol service stood on the side of the road. “Mercedes”
The prosecutor crashed into the DPS car, and it was thrown into a group of people who stood nearby.

I’t be surprised if a group of people were found guilty.

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17255
 15.06.2009
Frankie
and Sasha!! to

Sashka
What?

Frankie
What did you do to my brother?! to

Sashka
and I? Nothing, what about him?

Frankie
We left you with him for two hours! Why now every time somebody knocks at the door, he screams: STOP PILLS, MILITARY!? to

Sashka


Frankie
What is it? He is four years old, sheep!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17254
 15.06.2009
If there are people here from Yekaterinburg with 2+ blood group and want to help, please go to the Yekaterinburg cancer center, donate blood for the 3 year old Vanetsky Avdyukov (in Google for details). very much need. Thanks for attention.

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