In the former office of the criminal laboratory we were allocated a household:) Well, as a Russian man, I immediately put a straw there, that would be in the garage to crush:))) I found nothing, except a box with magazines plyby of the early 90s)))))) in general I will give for beer)))) maybe, anyone who likes old school, or who wants to remember the kids))

Especially advanced users I want to say that this topic has nothing to do with my previous topic about white spots on the back of the ass!

From the forum:

What to give to a young man?

111 to myself.
222: The night of love.
333 The Night of Love
444: +1 to the night of love
Give him something that will remind him of you.
222: A night of love with you
666 is syphilis.

In the evening a boy runs into the courtyard, age in sight - a senior school student, and in the voice like this:
I am Kobe! I am a COBEL! I am a Cobain!! to
From the upper floor comes the answer:
You are a goat!

Thunderstorms, thunderstorms... The hot scrolls of big cities...

You know, I am far away.
YYY: EX-TER-MI-NATE! to
ZZZ is EXTERMINATE!
VVV is exterminate!
xxx: from the world "music is not for everyone"
XXX: What was it?

@forestieur: Here are some who will cremate themselves because they are afraid to wake up in the grave. Were they not afraid to wake up in the crematorium?

Aaa: There’s a good hairdresser, my friend, he’s a former artist.
BBB: Oh, the hairdresser artist is cool. "Do you under the shell or under the hert?"
The main thing is not under Van Gogh.

When she just came to our department, I didn’t like her very much. And, frankly, I didn’t even understand exactly at what stage the friction between us grew into friction.

from the forum.
Help to make Ubuntu as similar as possible to Windows

XXX: Hello to everyone.
XX: Generally speaking, the wife drops what the windows want.
...
Can I change my wife?

And why didn't my mom say to me, "girl, my, throw out all the nonsense from your head, don't hope for a miracle, a fairy tale hero and buy money for a black day."
I would repeat this every morning and evening.
- it would not help, it would be better so briefly: "Take the horse, still the property, and in the ass of the prince."

The Case of Chat
X is viral?
Hm, start now
X: I am happy to lie in a vacuum cloth, there is nothing underneath it, my tits, though you should have them half.
With powder or without?

When I was a teenager, I dreamed of fucking every day.
So please... I’m an IT shaker (((

What do you know about boldness? In the recipe it was written to cut the calmar in cubes, and I cut it with a puddle!

I work as a courier. I come to the police station, everyone at lunch... I ask the nearest police officer "and where can you sit here to wait?", and he with a clever view "here it is better not to sit";

As the master Yoda said, it is necessary to lubricate around the wound, because if you get in the wound you will know the words from the dark side of you!

804 billion The dollar. The United States was involved in the war in Iraq.
10 billion The dollar. The US spends every month in Afghanistan.
2.5 billion The dollar. The Curiosity mission to Mars.

It was me that the Communists were right: if it were not for profitable capitalism, mankind would have long been outside the solar system.

Stacey: I’ve been waiting for you here.
[17:49:16] Status: The phone doesn’t work with you
Julia is working.
STAS: How do I get in touch with you?
[17:49:40] Stas: has already gotten
[17:50:10] Stas: Yes it is all
[17:50:20] Julia: What happened to me???? to
[17:51:18] Stage: All
[17:51:21] Stage: We have gone by
Stas: You just don’t appreciate me.
Stas: And you don’t pay attention to me at all.
[17:51:56] Stas: Everyone with their men in the garage bump constantly
[17:52:03] Julia: :DDD
Julia: Forgive me, my beloved

HH: You are not working. Why do you always have no time?
YYY: Because I am resting and not doing anything.

xxx: Fuck, how does this translate...Danielych, I urgently need your linguistic apparatus help!
yyy: The device is turned off or is outside the network area.

The culinary website:
XHH: During this time we do the filling. We collect everything that is in the refrigerator))) I had this time: a branch, brine cheese, Bulgarian pepper and green.
V: But here I have Vishnevsky’s ointment, cucumbers and a pack of novocaine. What to do now?