There are two types of lawyers: the first knows the law well, the second knows the judge / prosecutor / etc. In Russia, they are not needed.
Guess who?

Free cheese is only possible if you can pass it through the milk compartment.

XXX: Small chooses professions for entry.
Among them is the option "Psychology"
Have you ever seen a happy psychologist/psychotherapist?
YYY: Most of the educational psychologists I personally knew worked as waitresses or bartenders. One of them was completely happy until he was fired from work for drunkenness.

A distant neighbor visited with inspection. In our village, “distant” means that we are divided by ten houses. And the neighbor – because there are all the neighbors, where you go from each other. Talked to me about politics, the heat (you noticed, sir, what is the weather? It is predicted!) Repairs on the down road.

“It’s fine here,” he said dreamingly. Silently...

At this point, on the roof of the bathroom, builders struck with hammer litars.

A little confused, the neighbor continued.

Children fell from the loft with bombs on the peaceful Dresden, exploding the remnants of restlessness with an acoustic wave.

“Real, simple life,” the neighbor ended with anxiety, raising his voice.

From the palace came out of the mother's dog Dulcinea in trousers and a underwear.
The shorts are because they run. Busthalter – because the children are laughing bats.
The neighbor cried and, apparently, afraid of progress, hastily said goodbye.

In the article about what to take with you for a picnic. On my comment that you need to take contraception, less than half an hour 20 likes, of which more than half are girls with children...

News about the "touchable hologram"
Xxx: The laser that can be touched is close to the one that cuts tissue during operations. I imagine, I stumbled, fell face to face in the holographic TV, and farce flew to the floor.
Yyy: but the telecast can now actually light up

Call for technical support:
Operator: I listen to you.
Subscriber: I have such a question to you unusual... in a word, there is no internet.

sss: Remember, what is the name of a lacquer for a tree that is not afraid of being put on something hot? The scratch would not be too scared either.
Mmm: a fearless lacquer?

XHH: Now I called the accountant and said "Do you have a accountant in the staff? is there? We invite you to resign and use our outsourcing service!"

Haver, do you own it? All these GMOs are unnatural. Here yourself and eat this G.. only then don't be surprised and don't cry if babies with thighs are born.

Computers are unnatural, medicine is unnatural, education is unnatural, long life is also unnatural.

xxx: "tubblewolfwolfwolfwolf"
XXX: I think I’ve invented a good nickname.
Theme: Injured Buzacho

to this
Kaa said my grandfather: to choose a grandmother for life - you need to shout "Smart to the left, beautiful to the right!"

and this
Smart on the left, beautiful on the right...what will remain is yours.
It is true wisdom. It will remain in place calm, hysterical will be filtered.

In reality, it turns out that the rest confuses where to the left and where to the right.

If someone has not entered:

gf>
Colour: #e6a
Clear boy color.

This is Roosevelt :)

Photo and signature: This is the water in Litvinovo.
The Stone: Rejoice! You have oil flowing from the mixer.

- Everyone around stood and acted, and you alone rushed into a whirlwind and saved a man!
I did not think I would be a hero. Just on my mobile village battery...

YYY: Well, you can not buy pellets twice and buy a black dildo, for example :)
<Angelofnet> No, my mother. Pelmen in Russia does not change for dildo!

An annotation in the newspaper on Batman's Return 1992:
The ugly puppy, raised by the sewer penguins, came into the world with a finished puppy, and the Cat Woman, after falling from the window, also stumbled. Batman will have to sweat to strike this beast.

Undefined locations are something with something!

The Logic of Men

We went to our department to go a few men from neighboring offices, such as tea sometimes drink together, talk for life.
We have one aunt in the department, most of them are single, some are divorced, someone has never been married for 40 years, so the male attention was pleasant to them.
almost all "blasphemed" men from foot to head
What kind of tea? Maybe a coffee? With sugar or milk? cake, waffle or candy? Don’t worry, we will wash.
Only one 35-year-old (so lonely) aunt curled at their parish, curled when she saw other aunts caring for the men, let the men's cheeks in the eyes, spit them, almost driven out.
And what is strange, they respected her, and those who danced around them did not put in the penny.
(Discussed at a joint corporation in a few signatures)

What are you doing there? How much time has gone.
First a walk, now I have breakfast.
A bath with champagne, right?
The champagne pop.
Champagne is drunk through the mouth.