Hurricanes with female names kill more people than hurricanes with male names, because people, due to some cognitive distortion, consider them less deadly, and therefore hide or linger later than they should.
M: Idiots... apparently all hurricanes should be called Codnraty.

Dad and grandfather are talking about their grandson.
Father, look at how you look.
Grandpa with bitterness: what? Spotting on the beard?

I listened to the radio and the table. A woman over the age of forty calls and reads a greeting to her son, which ends with the words:"... and to find a good wife. And I ask you to put the song "Putany, fucking....""

By Viasat Express is the program "The most terrifying roads". I just arrived from Kiev through Zbarag to the snowy Bukovel on a summer rubber and smiley from this TV show.

XHH: I already said that we have the last of 15 cash unemployed.
So here
From time to time, the work number in the program changes from their present to 15.
Today it was so on mine, while she was constantly struggling with statics and glittering.
The spirit of the fifteenth wanders on Silpo, settles in his relatives and takes revenge.

From VK:
Still the correct title of the Radishchev book - "Travel from St. Petersburg to Moscow in the white coat".

I can’t understand your concern about gays when in your surroundings the majority are pedras!!! to

Serjozh, you are like an adult man, deal with your women yourself. To be honest, I have trouble with my own ears.
sowell> It’s you funny now said, Taffy – she’s not my wife! and :)
Judging by the number of quarrels between you, it’s fifteen or twenty of your wives.

Ancient chronicles are like programmers: there is a book, there are letters, and what is written - only a chronicler can read. Even the king is illiterate.

From VK (Orthography of the Author):
Graduated from the Nizhny Novgorod State Linguistic University. Since 2013 this day will also be included in my holiday list.

From VK:
22nd April 2016.
"In the Kamchatka reserve, Sabo Sigismund hugged the stolen and stuck while fleeing". You read, Vladimir Vladimirovich, you read.

Oh yeah yeah yeah! If you argue, I will close the topic.
We do not argue, we give birth to the truth.

XXX: Imagine what you dreamed today – as if I was in the body of a Woman (the former).
YYYY : YYYYYY What did you do in his body?
Xxx: Something... played with the hook, of course. You look down and there stands, and from the side to the side so DYLYN-DYLYN-DYLYN.

When after 45 on porn began to stand less vigorously, at first I was afraid that it was a problem with the member. But after a while I realized that it was in my head. Imagination is no longer what it was in youth. You look and see what you see and know, not what a fresh, unbeaten, inflamed brain has invented.

"Realize your dream trip to Khimki" Spam came to me... So here’s what I’m dreaming about...

A man knows exactly what he should do, whether he is Trump, but he doesn’t know what he should do, whether he is himself.

No, the problem is that most of your children are moral wicked, and you don’t do anything about it.

Why do they do. They are taught that without a puppy and life is bad, that a man should only not go into his ass, and the rest is all to the face, that everything is possible and the other commandments of the puppy. Not that without this “education” their animals would have been better, by no means. The problem is that they seriously believe that these mono-zekov life principles are popular wisdom of centuries, worthy of transmission in generations.

I visited the street today and concluded: in the hell for glasses there is always wet snow.

Reader: There is such a pseudo-transmission on YouTube "Stopham". There hamas - professionals rush to hamas - amateurs.

Even if it is late, but the Lenin date is not.

Volodya, I have a question for you.

Yes to Nadja?

What kind of Lenin are you and not Nadine?! to