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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17253
 14.06.2009
A bottle of vodka, like a mattress, opened one, followed by another and another.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №17252
 14.06.2009
11 May.
I go to a friend, look at the furniture stands differently - I ask:
Did my brother change?
He is UGU.
Am I Feng Shui?
He is drunk.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17251
 14.06.2009
Are you sure we’re hitting you?? to
The water dropping from the ceiling is my favorite hallucination.

[ + 23 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17250
 14.06.2009
I will see this quote in the best - to masturbate in the eyes of my boyfriend, he has long been asking. and :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17249
 14.06.2009
PinPix: That’s shit, that’s what Japanese pervers are.

PinPix: Just stumbled on the hentai, so there the main character is such a cute little girl, who, for some reason, both parents are terribly sick and in turn die. Type "He had a softening of the brain, and he knew it." (C) A. Ivanov. And here, therefore, sores, tears, first over the corpse of the mother, then over the corpse of the father. This is Hentai. In comments fairy "I was crying over hentai for the first time in my life....thank you..T_T"

PinPix: Imagine if the Germans catch up with the trend:

PinPix: In the resuscitation room attached to the bed lost memory naked blonde with the fifth breast size. She suffered an accident in which all her relatives died. Here the door opens, and an enormous sanitary enters with a broken width. He has a brain dilution and he knows it, he has 5 minutes to live. He embraces her sympathetically and immediately fucking her. After that, she dies on her arms, having time to report that he is her last surviving relative. She fills herself with hysterical tears, breaks out a dropper and also dies. The end. And a faint spectator who shakes and cries. T_T


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17248
 14.06.2009
If shit cost anything, the poor would be forbidden to have asses. and Tom Wates.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №17247
 14.06.2009
by Solana:
A hot shopper. I went to the store, here nearby, 200-250 meters. The store opposite the bar and cafeteria, where usually all the weddings are held. I walk past these establishments, by the edge of my eyes I notice - some shit is flying in me. I will hunt. The bouquet. Above me are the bride, the bridegroom and a crowd of guests.
And I shout "Have me this happiness"throwing my crown back))) I have not seen such shy faces for a long time))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17246
 14.06.2009
and Wikipedia:
According to the Spanish researcher Perdo Nipperdi.

So, I think, is it worth trusting the opinion of a person who has a contradiction in the name? O_O

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №17245
 14.06.2009
It was necessary to think about the words of the guy "I love you" thoughtfully answer with a characteristic intonation "This is what, Michalych..."


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17244
 14.06.2009
by Vladimir (16:17) :
Did the sound and the balloon not die?

The Resurrection (16:18)
No is

The President (16:18) :
The fucking dream.

The Resurrection (16:18)
) )

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17243
 14.06.2009
Two drunk boys stand in a shop, picking a beer. Choose, approach to the seller (p):
Two large goats.
P: I can see...

and all. Those who stood in line could never buy anything.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17242
 14.06.2009
We sit down with the cursor. 3 teachers and 3 students. For the third time, a fire alarm sounded, which everyone ignored.
Q: Are we really burning?
2nd edition: Yes! They are checking something.
Dada... this is how 30% of people burn in a fire.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №17241
 14.06.2009
And such piddles I shoot from the balcony of the second floor from the air into my ass. At the same time, I dress in a shamanic suit (caught from Africa). I don’t hide at all, on the contrary, I make wild screams at a successful hit. I pull a shamanic rod and go around on the balcony. The whole world knows and fears me. The local spana tried to take revenge, and I pulled out of my pocket a bunch of all kinds of garbage (coins, tickets, dirools, lighters) and scattered it into pieces and crashed on the heads of the unbelievers. One fool ran around looking at me and fucked up into the wall of the iron garage. They say the jaw was broken. After that, I was completely demonic. The rest of the shobla suddenly shattered and made such legs... scratched so that the stomach became sick. To consolidate success, I sometimes go out for a walk with my healthy cat on my shoulders. The cat is scared, he is scary at my neck, and these bites think he is cursing them. And also painted with a marker on the entrance door a kind of African-style crawl. And he did this in the afternoon in the same shamanic suit, and a friend asked to stand next to him and beat the drum. All fucking, I am a finite crazy in the eyes of the whole courtyard, but there is silence and tranquility. Cats walk freely. And it is harmful to throw on the knife, it is sharp. Read Zeland, it is useful as garlic.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17240
 14.06.2009
took the medicine. and reassuring. Side effects - increased excitability, irritability..." But... = )

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №17239
 14.06.2009
Before the trip to a business trip and vacation (together for 2 months) gave subordinates a ficus in a pot. The office arrived. Everyone with whom Ficus had to go was fired by Naher.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17238
 14.06.2009
A friend sent a SMS:
Put money on this number!
Well he replied,"A * you don’t put on this number!and "
I thought he knew it was his mother :(

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №17237
 14.06.2009
Greed is the second happiness, although some think it is the first.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17236
 14.06.2009
She read in the newspaper a private announcement: "A missing cat, 11 months, gray,
striped, special signs: sociable, hooliganistic. Could have with someone.
Go with the car.”
I don’t think this cat will disappear.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №17235
 14.06.2009
Drinking with a girl from Arizona

A Mexican, Arab and a girl from Arizona in a bar.
When the Mexican drank his beer, he threw a glass in the air, pulled it out.
He shot his gun, and the glass flew into pieces.
He said, “We have beer cups in Mexico that are cheap and we don’t need to drink from it.
the same twice.”
The Arabs, in the sight of the Muslims,
He pulled up his glass, pulled out the AK-47 and broke the glass in a short row.
and small fragments. He said, “We have so much sand for the Arabs.
It’s a glass dish that we don’t drink the same twice.”
A girl in Arizona took her beer, dried it with one swallow, and threw it
She took out a 45-caliber colt and fired into the mexe.
The Arab. Taking the falling cup, I put it on the bar stand, ordered it.
She said, “We have so many illegal foreigners in Arizona.
“We don’t drink the same drink twice.”

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17234
 14.06.2009
On the forum discuss the castration of cats:

The operation went well, I saw the cut-off eggs and heard them fall into the urn. Men, there is no worse sound than that in nature :(

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