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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33958
 03.08.2010
riotrod: fucking I can be proud of the word... the girl I take the exam on stressful situations... I pulled her out of myself in 2 minutes... she went on to scream about O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33957
 03.08.2010
XX: Learn to use the command line.
ZZZ: Why do you? Shutdown -s -f -t 0
XXX: What is it?
Zzz with windows.
xxx is out of the net.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33956
 03.08.2010
How are you in Samara?
WOW: Just like you in the Lower... Hell of the current without fire.
Do you not smell smoke?
Wow, we have a budget version, no special effects! ?

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33955
 03.08.2010
The movie begins...
xxx:I feel it will then be "Beginning: continuation"
thx:and as the ending chord "Beginning: beginning"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33954
 03.08.2010
Talk about ordering the game.

Director (14:34:11 10/03/2010)
In principle, for such a game, the price is not high at all, my gay unit is based in Bryansk. That allows me to make prices lower with high quality.
Director (14:34:18 10/03/2010)
Geek, I apologize
Member of the Board (14:34:27 10/03/2010)
and late. I’m going to do it ? ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33953
 03.08.2010
[17:56:45] <PoHui> Does anyone have predators in good quality?
[17:58:43] <UmmNick> There is no one
[18:01:56] <MacKar> I sit in the kitchen drinking beer
[18:09:42] <McCar> and the cousin has an Angelica salt mother her in good quality?
[18:10:08] <UmmNick> no one has
[18:10:18] <UmmNick> look at the kitchen

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33952
 03.08.2010
Hymera ‎(16:26):
Fuck, you can get married, quit work, sit at home, cook, eat, wash, clean, dust there, floors... and so on every day... no, naphig!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33951
 03.08.2010
My mom told me I needed to buy.
WU: Why is it?
XX: Well she says that the stage will be worked out
See also: xD
XH: Only find where to buy them
You are coming to Obl. GIBDD, you turn to your uncle in the feed and say, "And in what window do you have the rights sold here?"
Report the results!!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33950
 03.08.2010
Artsky: I saw the topic on Nissan’s forum. "No robots jump out." Inside there was a message "Buyed a white X-Trail in maximum configuration, but when driving off-road, the robots do not jump out of the wheels. Maybe not those wheels, or what option are these robots? There were 2000 pages of advice.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №33949
 03.08.2010
A brother is a man who will understand you even when you cannot understand you. c) Sj

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33948
 03.08.2010
I have lived in China for a long time. Yesterday I drank beer with a Chinese businessman who has been to Russia and Europe and the United States many times. He says - well, how - I was driving from Peter to Moscow - the road is horrible just! Why so? I say
Money is stealing. So call a German company - they will build you good expensive. I say – no, not, only “your” companies can build roads. And as a result, every year repairs and steals money.
In the eyes of sincere misunderstanding - "Why don't you shoot them all?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33947
 03.08.2010
Visitors to the President’s website were asked to choose the most effective method of fighting corruption in Russia. He won, accidentally found there, the text about the inquisition's mischief.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33946
 03.08.2010
In a cup of one distribution on torrent:

ronaldo9_ 2010/07/31 01:52

I have a friend with the license (key) and I want to take the key from him but I fear suddenly it is only for one user, help if anyone had a similar situation!!!!!!!! to

bel4575 2010/08/02 16:01

Write the key, I’ll check.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33945
 03.08.2010
The Foreigners (15:55)
Are you out on Friday?

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I do not know yet. Yesterday my son put a cat on his head from behind. It crumbled, crumbled, crumbled and crumbled as a 2.5. A super spectacle. Then injury point, ligament damage, hand on bandage. I want to continue the banquet.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33944
 03.08.2010
BJMJ (22:38:54 25/04/2010)
It is your hour. For too long you have looked at the world through the prism of full well-being.
You are elected by the Administration of N.A. You will see what the post-industrial age looks like. You will be part of a great mystery.
Which pill will you take? Red or Blue?

OST (22:40:21 25/04/2010)
Morpheus extended his hand and opened his fist. There were two tablets on the palm, a blue and a red.
Are there cookies? Neo was disappointed.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33943
 03.08.2010
On 1 September 2010, the All-Russian campaign to gather ideas for the Olympics talisman in Sochi began. Traditionally, the talisman will be presented three years before the Winter Olympic and Paralympic Games.
Prize of $50,000,000
My proposal: a plush intercontinental missile with a nuclear warhead. Simple and understandable for most people. The launch of the symbol in the sky at the closing of the Olympics will be the most touching in history - everyone is crying, mashed with towels.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33942
 03.08.2010
Sales of the 1953 victory at the Autoclub Forum:
- I offer fellow clubs to visit the Victory, or we will recruit 120 people, each 500 r. And we ride! Let’s write the symbol of the club. Let’s put it somewhere! Buy the victory!
Didn’t you offer the movie?
Please open their website. They have so many that they can depict the blockade in Moscow 50 years ago.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33941
 03.08.2010
The Datura:
Remember I repaired the cupboard? This is still nonsense.
Today, the mother brings a fan, says: "broken finally". Well, I get the tools, start to scatter it and ask (as it turns out, not in vain):
What is the problem?
I can’t wear clothes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33940
 03.08.2010
Explanatory note of the system administrator. The task is to press 20 meters of twisted pair. The result is 60.

The explanatory note. (Originally written by hand)
Please forgive me for not being able to measure the cable with my hands, and started to measure the cable with a roulette 1 meter per piece. I thought it would be exactly 20 meters, pulled one meter out of the bay, but did not calculate, tried, but did with the stock. I pulled the cable as long as I could, I didn’t know that I would stretch up to 60 meters.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33939
 03.08.2010
When I got home from work, my mom grinned:
The grandmother said to come to say goodbye to her, she said she was dying. I approach the bed, lying with an acid mine like that. Grit to her:
Wait until 7 o’clock, until you retire. My mother and I have no money to bury you.
He jumped onto the bed with a whisper:
How much is my pension??? Let’s go see where I’ve written it... And it’s really 7th! Okay I will endure!

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