Well, tomorrow I'll come to work for you, I'll take you to my house so you can rest.
YYY: thank you
If you want, you can play Diablo 3 on my computer.
It’s better than getting married 😉

I send the layout to the customer(s) for approval. The theme is September 1. In the layout of leaflets, books, school and other educational attributes.
A: We liked the second option, with A.S. The Pushkin.
I wonder where the poet came from. I understand that something is wrong. and ah. These frames managed to look at the portrait of Alexander Sergeich on the book stack in the corner of the project. Okay, we got it done. So she continues to write to me "Just highlight the color of the bell and the chicken make bright yellow" It would be nothing, only the chicken make bright yellow I can not because it is a sowa..so she wrote. Well understood, the original layout is printed.

xxx: On the package Orbit the inscription "Excessive use may have a laxative effect". Did anyone know this at all?
Don’t ask how.

I love all kinds of souvenirs, but it is a pity that sometimes I have to go with them to a souvenir. = = (
Literally last week was here with us in one clinic, which is engaged in running examination and treatment of non-chirurgical diseases of the urethra. In the line to the registry in front of me is a guy who is obviously anxious and trying to remember something convulsive, it is noticeable that the movement of thought is strongly reflected on the face.
Approaching the window, you can hear a loud scream of the Soviet grandmother-registered, seeking to gain the last three kilograms to the promised two centners: "Young man, you to whom?"
Guy: "Beck - meek, I need to...short... to Buyman!"
Not just that guy laughed.

Mom: daughter, I was advised by a family psychologist, let’s go to him
I: Why is that more?
I will tell you how to get married.
I: Mom, I’ve been out twice, I know how to get out, so if he gives a list of good men, then I’ll go!

XXX: The motorcycle has bought. Directly from Japan
So you have the right hand, right?

In the interview, I ask the applicant:
I: What is Apache?
Nowow is something that has to do with the Indians.
I : well. You have only one attempt, and it’s not a helicopter.

According to Mail.ru:
Where to celebrate my birthday? 12 years old.
One of the answers:
The best option for you to mark home with a Russian language tutor

[11:26:22] Customer: why after clicking on close the switch closed the CHANGE

Which Bulgarian is the best? How do you think?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The best Bulgarian.
This is a lonely, beautiful, intelligent and smart, preferably not old, at least middle-aged, and living in an excellent own cottage on the shore and having a good (high) wealth!
All good to all men and success in the search for good Bulgarians!

Source: Life and Experience

I have to go to Sber and mail for lunch.
Mukhhahahahahahahahahah!and :)

Understood what to do with his figure, when closing the laptop stuck a fold on his stomach

I went to eat oatmeal.
U: In our town, the oats are called muddy.
X: So tell your slugs that I will eat and drink like them tomorrow.

XXX: Good Morning
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: How did you sleep?
YYY: I dreamed of you.
YYY: I am slow.
I move you with a tank.
Yyy: And I laugh so, loudly and contagiously!

xhumster: leha, but you know, ohuenno walk naked around the apartment, you can sneeze quickly if you need to urgently!))
Fuck you, I’m not a joke!! to
M. Pavlova: And I think, where do these spots on the carpets come from?

About the game "Guess the movie by frame" on film.ru

RD: But there’s a puddle in this game!!! to
RD: We have now played all the cabinet (some men) and have reached a lot of points. A new frame appears... and everything is sluggish, but the choir: "neyeye, I haven't seen it! I don’t know..." well there the picture was ambiguous, of course: two men on horses in the mountains among the sheep and near the tent... and one of the men – Hit Ledger... in short, nobody knew this movie and everyone suddenly got a job... well I tknown in the movie "everyone loves whales". And we lost. Well fuck: mountains, cowboys, sheep - clearly red about the whale movie!!! to

Googles fools: while setting a record in the run with an obstacle, I forgot that I wanted to go crazy.

It’s terrible to spoil a joke, but there’s only one star in the galaxy, right?

It is it that revolves around the earth. The remaining 400 billion. Not in account)

Moonangel: I bomju shaurma gave today
Sellena: And what happened?
Moonangel: +250 reputation with bombers!

O tempora, o mores! I forgot to put the emoji at the end, so you are already accused of dissatisfaction, disagreement, hidden irony, sarcasm, etc.
=) is