<Valery> Fuck, I just put the washing machine in the refrigerator instead of the washing machine. Sometimes I feel like I’m lagging behind.
<vik> heh. This is with me all the time.
<Valery> Do you also put the laundry in the refrigerator?
<vik> Nea, I always feel like you’re lagging behind.

Usually the best does not get the most decent, but the most efficient.

The story began very sadly. My father died and I inherited his car - a loophole Zaporozhye with a black square number with a funny number 03-62 cop. And I was then a young driver and a student, lived in a community and had to drive this miracle from a distant town to Moscow. I was a purely nominal driver. Type on the rights handed over to a girlfriend in Shatur, where they taught very specifically - type and what to learn, sit down and ride on this ground outside to that garden. The experience and knowledge of the PDD was appropriate. And here I in July of the month loaded on the luggage bag of Zaporozhye a dermantin suitcase, skies and a torcher touched the Yaroslavl highway to Moscow. On the way, I suddenly picked up and pulled out the gear switch. I just took it and stayed in my hand. Glad I guessed I just stopped the drandulate with the ignition key. Half an hour of female reflection on the design and the lever is stuck in a hole and tied with a ribbon so that it does not fall to some piece inside. Then my rear brake cylinder breaks and I without brakes with a leaked steering wheel through Yaroslavl to some service for tractors. I also brake the ignition key. How I found myself alive, I only now remember trembling of horror. Maybe the brain was missing. A local tractorist filled the brakes and dumbly hit the nail in the cylinder, sealing the leak. Driving this way, maybe you’ll get there, said a good car mechanic. I ch - I went almost without brakes, with the knowledge of PDD on empty ground roads straight to Maskva. If you stop, you have to go. GAI blocked the track, everyone is standing - and I can't stop, I drive around the drivers behind the haishnikov standing and on my shoulder sludge sludge past the haishnikov heated I proudly eat on an empty road and proudly go out to the MKAD. Yes, I don’t just go out, but I block the road to a pathos cortex of black Volg and Chaek with motorcyclists at the head. They said they then carried some president from Zagorskaya Lavra to the Kremlin. Probably the appearance of a proud lonely Zaporozhye with a dermantin suitcase and skis on the roof in July and a young sad girl in a black mourning cloth and a dress behind the wheel made an indelible impression on the inhabitants of the court. Yes, so they followed me for five minutes slowly and without overtaking. The road was then very narrow and not always two-band. And only then, when the second strip opened, the cortex majestically overtook me without shaking the sticks. No one whispered or whispered!! And so I continued a lonely journey along the road cleaned for me. What do you do, there was virtually no rush.

Now it is hard to believe this, but everything described is pure truth to the last fifth.

You are so thin...how are you eating?
Same as you, only half a bit less.

English courses, lessons on the topic "shopping". Dialogue between a teacher (D) and a student (C). The student pronounces several sentences, operating the substantive "gates".
D: What is it? The Gads?
Goods... goods... goods.
D: O_o * writes the word goods* on the board
D: The Gu-uds The Gu-uds Not to Gads.
C: Oh shit... and I used it everywhere... I need to call, or it’s gone! Maybe they can fix it! Someone is writing in the phone.

S is currently writing. 42-year-old Rudkovskaya looks like her son's mate.14-year-old boy looks like a 42-year-old nightmare.

Today we have witnessed an interesting theory of origin.

The subway, a pair of a boy and a girl of a mongoloid exterior, the narrow eyes of the girl makes you think about whether there are eyes. The couple quarrels and the guy calls the girl a stupid sheep. She quiets for a moment, and very slowly, with a clear setting, asks the question: "You know why the goddess gave me such narrow eyes? “!” The guy quietly looks at her, not understanding anything. Having endured the MHAT pause, she continues: "This is for me not to crack when I'm looking for your member."

I have 2 photos on Vkontakte: mine and my cat. When VKontakte turned on the view count function, I learned that the cat has three times more views than I have.

Belarusians will soon be able to visit Brazil without visas

XXX: Gone by
Yyy: Yes, there is gangsterism, according to rumors, there is no one leaving unrestrained.
zzz: keep money in Belarusian rubles. Let them steal. They are worse.
xxx: we have chased, we will also undermine the Brazil economy))

"As you know, only the most talented musicians and artists work as teachers"

It was offensive now. Yes, let me not be the best artist in the world, but I can explain and talk well with children. And that’s why I work as a teacher, not because they didn’t go anywhere else.
P.S For those interested: there was experience working in both RA and mobile applications.

Mlia, parents... daughter with a necklace, son with a hammer and a lock...
I understand that every word of your grandchildren is supergenial and invaluable to you, but the teeth are reduced from it. This is not your GJ and not your momkin forum, filter.

Do you see horror in your headphones? I will give you a foot.

Flenegan is beautiful! Oh, I would have such a mentor, and I would be crazyly happy... and Berns-Lee! and Meyer!
Someone sees Brad Pitt in dreams, and Katya is Meyer :)
Why do we need Brad Pitt? What can he tell me about CSS?! to

She: Hi, you can imagine, my hard work has not gone unnoticed for the boss. I was raised by $200!
He is: i. All this time you were not paid and you did part of the work for free?
She :...

The cup has run. A successful person can make high adaptability, the ability to quickly analyze the situation and take reasonable risks. Well, and low moral foundations to be able to compete peacefully with others. And workaholism often leads to chronic diseases, and nothing more.

The Ampera Forum:
Two resistors are placed as close as possible to the fork and away from the main circuit so that when a person is included in the circuit it does not kill the current.
YYY: Why should a man be killed by electricity? Will he hold the scheme with his naked hands?
This is called non-compliance or not knowledge of safety techniques when working with electrical equipment.
xxx: You can call it anyway, but I have seen people on the forum after the question about 220V no longer appear.

I go to the dentist and find that my aunt is not in the spirit. Kirkorov with a pink cough. Without clarifying allergic reactions, underlying diseases, pressure, etc. - some kind of anesthetic is dullly inserted. In the middle of the process, the throat is sharply crushed and dried, a feeling as if the glass was pressed. Attempts to explain what I was worse came across with blinking in the eyes, choking, and advice to treat the nerves. I endure for a while, but when I begin to squeeze like a steam car, my aunt irritatedly throws the tools:
Are you asthmatic?! to
Yes, in the last session you recorded it on the map.
Do it without anesthesia.
No 0 will be. I disagree with less than 1.5-2 doses at all, the last time we discussed everything again, and everything went well.
- Well, quickly sat down, opened my mouth, otherwise I will not say anything to you right now. One ampoule is enough, and about these yours "I find it hard to breathe" to a psychiatrist
0 0 What?? to
Oh yeah yes! gone from here!
In a deep hike, I go out to the reception to rewrite the date of the session, and I learn that my aunt has resigned today. Question: Was it nahua to take a customer in distracted feelings?

In various regions of our wonderful country there are some of their own, local names of familiar things. Thus, a bowl of bread in the Volga is sometimes called a saika, and the long-distance drivers of remote regions of the landlords call the impenetrable bows.
But only Peter’s parade fights."

The scales. and shrimp with shrimp. Especially the shell.

He gave his wife to appreciate porn in virtual reality glasses.
On the question "how?" I replied that the model's shoes liked.

The xxx:
My life reminds me of a book.

Urphin Jus and his wooden soldiers

YYYY :
Do you have a magic powder?

The xxx:
Agha