She was strange, she came, she went, she went. That she came?
Is it possible to... fuck?

>>> and >
In principle, the question is who who did not even become. The fact that their heater has no chances against this beast, it became clear to me when Vovchik, delivering a pot from the bottom (!!!) The shelves, first tried to cut the spoon with a spoon to continue, and then, splashing, dumbly cut off two noble borsheve icebergs =)

18 year old son of father:
Dad, I am a single.
You are Dolby! In your years, I’ve wasted half a circle! Do not shame your father.

Now at the station Serpukhovskaya I go to think of my own and looked at the girl and she showed me the tongue the mood up to thank you a stranger ;-)

and wow! I liked it))
Since I was a child, I’ve been forging spinach bones with my tongue.

XXX: Judging by the picture on the candy, I have a strawberry!and :)
YYY: And I have a brownie =)
zzz: and I have a cowboy =(

We went to the lake overnight on the weekend. Destroyed the camp. And something caught our around midnight to start singing "On the field tanks thundered"
All would be nothing, but on the second couplet the camp was connected further along the shore.
I have never heard such a volume sound in a movie theater.

When I rented the apartment, I guessed that I would receive letters to former tenants by mail for some time, but I did not expect that I would be brought by taxi to these former tenants themselves, drunk in the sludge.

In the electric car from Ryazan are from Morovind 2011 four rollers:
Listen, I understood everything! The Kremlin is the Red Mountain.
The government is the sixth house.
In the mausoleum...
– (Chorus) by Dagot Ur!!!! to

I honestly don’t understand why I have to get up so early. In the morning, only the penis and the sun should wake up.

Chur, I am the sun!

Who would doubt...

I am surprised by the Russian people.)

By tradition, we are used to write on abandoned cars phrases such as "I buy" and phone number...

I walk down the street, I notice a rotten car, which is written "I will buy" and phone number...

There was no limit to laughter, when the owner of this car approached, and signed off next to it - not to sell!))

...
S&P quoted Winston Churchill as saying, “You can always count on Americans doing the right thing after they try the rest.”
...

I really don’t have the few people I want to be with. Two girls. Both have left. One guy is leaving. The other is silent :D
xxx: I go

The condor is a condenser and the air conditioner is a condor.

Remember to! The phrase "If you want something to be done well – do it yourself" does not apply to sex!
by Ustas

Asked
How do people in China look for photographers? O_O

According to a photograph of a serial killer from the Chinese province, 15 villages have already been arrested by police.
somehow so)

Kissing a smoking girl is like licking a ashes.
I met a smoking guy. It seems as if the ashes are licking you.

xxx: I will go the hair in the tail I will collect while they are wet and worn, and then as they dry off, they will shrink and begin to run.
WOW: O_O

Under the laws of Sparta, our newly born democracy would be thrown into the abyss.

I work with Sysadmin. This day managers scratched the password from one of the mailboxes, calls say earnings, och need. I come, I start
“Reset Password” and I see a question for recovery
“Your favorite dish.” I ask who created the box, in response I hear that some guy who resigned five years before me.
I: Did he work as an admin?
They: Yes
Even without thinking about the quality of the answer, I enter "Beer". The recovery system accepts the answer as correct. Long live the standardization!! to