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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68113
 07.08.2012
From the words of colleagues as they work with customers.

I started upgrading the 1C program.
After 15 minutes, the girl comes in and says: “We don’t have a printer.” This is due to the 1C update.
Does the refrigerator work?
The Girl: Yes
This is not for updating.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68112
 07.08.2012
Weather has a healthy appearance and a temperature of 36.6 ° C in the shade.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68111
 07.08.2012
xxx (15:07:33 7/08/2012)
Yes, I listen to syntipop, dark embient, gothic metal, symphoblack, agrotech, on my finger I have a ring with a pentagram, on my neck anchor.
Sberbankined balance in the world and gave me a card with chamomile.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №68110
 07.08.2012
XXX: as long as she knows who is the dominant male and who is the craving female
XXX: Don't confuse the electricity

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №68109
 07.08.2012
Lenka: There is nothing to hear about our hockey team in London. Swept out again?

Profile: How much more! Imagine getting stuck in the skates for the Summer Olympics! It is :)

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68108
 07.08.2012
What kind of guy do you have in SP?
John Lennon, the singer of The Beatles, the love of my life.
Q: Okay, are you going to meet?
Tagged with: facebookspam

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68107
 07.08.2012
HH: What do you think?
I think people are different.)
XHH: bad and good?
People and shit.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №68106
 07.08.2012
One of the comments to the photo with a naked woman in the forest and the signature about the completed search for Vasis mushroom:
Naked, naked in the forest.
And in the morning, you will realize that under the action of mushrooms, the whole night of the dead salmon has perched.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68105
 07.08.2012
Why don’t you like programmers?
They take money for what they would do for free.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №68104
 07.08.2012
Hosts to note:

Modern quiet washing machines are a miracle, loaded laundry and forgot...
And I literally forgot - I remembered the washing after a day when I was looking for my favorite jeans.
I will tell you the smell.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68103
 07.08.2012
The xxxx:
It feels like my wings have grown behind me)))))

YYYYYY:
Remove the dust under the ceiling.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №68102
 07.08.2012
At the entrance, a drunk man passes by.
Q: Is it Thursday or Friday?
I: Today is Sunday at all.
Q: Yes, Thursday or Friday?
I am Sunday!
Thursday or Friday?
I am Thursday.
The man left pleased.

[ + 33 - ] [18 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68101
 07.08.2012
by Habr

What hell is this world?
You have to get out of it!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68100
 07.08.2012
Do you have Batman Beggins?
XXX: Begins
YYY: I think I understand what the new Hobbit will be about.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №68099
 07.08.2012
gregon: and more, translating army wisdom
Gregon: Every anal probe has a labyrinth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68098
 07.08.2012
The Skills:
Printing in the blind.
Printing in the blind, through the cat. : / /

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68097
 07.08.2012
I don't understand Vanilla at all.
Yyy: It's like emo) really jumping down is already scary, here they sit on the window, they look)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68096
 07.08.2012
Anastasia
Well if you can't sleep at all - read the law No. 326-FZ "On compulsory medical insurance in the Russian Federation" - very fascinating, exciting, with unexpected disconnection, just charm))

Artem
I need to read, I love fantasy =)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68095
 07.08.2012
Commentary on the film on the track: "The girl on 4 screenshots has the same expression of the face, and she would be filmed in the dark!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68094
 07.08.2012
The Martian Space Shuttle Curiosity:
Russian detector on board the Mars spacecraft may work on Thursday
Yyy: not long left for the marshoody

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