Do you want an original and unique song on your phone??? It is standard :-)

Discets, perforators... that is, I met a guy here who really didn’t know what traffic was, and when I started to explain to him, I didn’t believe that there was anything but anymore.


Mosquito is fucking

She: I would love to repeat our walk with Olya. I would take you with me =)
He: Oh, I even know who...
She is a photographer
He is: and then?
Tagged with: mmmmmmmmmmmm
He: Cannes to Photograph Agree
If there is a striptease, I am with you.
She: So let’s go to the fire ;))
How much space your imagination will allow you.
The space of my imagination allows me so much that I am ashamed to say it.
She: Ah, Petya, Petya, how is it not ashamed?
He: But it is nothing.
He: My conscience allows me much less))

DDR-III: picture in the bus
The girl sits next to the one, and a drunkard sits next to her. He sits and looks between his legs. Sumtrite looks and says: "Stand up! to lie! It’s a shit!"
The girl in shock. He quietly shakes and tries not to look to the side of the hatch. he continues: "Silence! Then he turns to the girl and says, “The girl there is really like that!”!" (I pointed my fingers approximately 15-16cm...) the bus is already running. And here the phrase “hacha” is “little but boyfriendly” and throws the girl into a state of complete shock and hysteria. The conductor, realizing that this is not possible to start: a man well that you can afford it is not a toilet and you are not alone here children are small... He raised his eyes and began to realize what he said. The excuses about what he did not convince from fishing and the bag that he had just between his legs. The girl was swallowed with beer.

Ppz lived... before the song "Let there always be the sun.." the children sang in the kindergarten standing on the chairs.. and now it is sung by the gastrobatters behind my wall!!! to

Do you know what I want now?
2 What?
1 the sun. the sea. The beach. Cold wind from water. And here he... goes.
2 to 3 waves? 😉

InuYasha: A bad girl is better than a good OS

In our harsh times, the simple word "zagugli" increasingly means: "Go, you guys!"

1 1 1 Hello! What do you do?
222: Hello eat the 5 leaf sirene...
Do you believe in miracles?
222: No, I am hungry

The man in status "is not lucky!!!!and "
I: Is it so?
He is a dead man!!! ) ) ) )
At the end of the day, they gave an annual subscription to the scallop.
I: So why is it not lucky? You wanted him so ;)
He: Do you not eat? I am going to the army :)

.RITATUS]{ (00:14:04 31/05/2008)
Fuck...I have the nails as striking as I painted...fu

yyy (00:14:43 31/05/2008)
Hey...what kind of...? : D * ROFL *

.RITATUS]{ (00:15:39 31/05/2008)
What a bloody... Blind.

Forum of Amateurs. The New Theme:
"Which of the celebrities you wanted to..."

and the participant:
to sleep?
I want to fuck?))

The Guru:
Called Valery. He has problems with registration. He said he was free on all matters.

You know what’s good about you – you always think you’re right. But here’s what annoys you – you’re really almost always right.

You are like Windows Vista.
XXX is new and beautiful.
XXX but slowing.
Upgrade the driver and insert the video card ;)

On Thursday, May 29, on the old Arbat met a girl. She distributed advertisements for one jewelry store near which she stood. On it was also a two-sided banner (hanging in front and back, on the back) of blue color. It was a little further away from the beginning of the street (from the side of the metro "Arbatskaya"), where the pizza restaurant "Sbarro" is located.

You really need to find her and get in touch. Please help me. There are miracles, though. Write in ask: 385-060-734. Thank you in advance to all who responded.

Underwater: I was in shock... I bought darts, hung a wire board on the wall from the air conditioner, which theoretically should be there, and practically only a piece of naked wire. 3 naked contacts are pulled out. He has been so hanging for almost two years, no one is disturbed, no one asks. I take the arrow from the darts, I throw it at the target - suddenly a flash, cotton, a black burning mark on the wall. This is followed by the sound of the aska disconnection. I go to the comp - there is no injection. I turn around, I look at the wi-fi router - no one light. I approach the shield - so it is, traffic jams are knocked out, so the arrow has locked all contacts on the wire. Drop yourself in an apple.

We stand at the stop, the last trams pass, but we don't want to go yet - we are so good. The trams fly to the stop, slow down, open the doors on the go, and immediately close them with a thunder (rush, see).
Picture: Another tram flies, from the semi-opened door falls on the body of a drunk in plasticine man, surrounds the stop with dim eyes and pronounces: "$b your mother, it is already an hour of night!Someone’s hand pulls him back, the doors clog, the tram disappears.
After a minute’s pause, one of us pronounces, “That’s what they are, clocks with a coconut...”

<Sneiks> 5 An animal with the strongest fur?
<@Mad> Lancaster

5:00 PM Talk in the East

Wake up so early, don’t wake up yet.
I: and I'm okay, I fucked the coffee and now I'm alive *naturally mistake, I wanted to write coffee*
Do you help O? I’ll go my fucking.

Alexs666: I came to the cousin, he has an ADSL fall... we sit four, he and his wife, I and my girlfriend, quietly drink beer, I forge the computer. :( I call the sapport, pleasant female voice communicates, asks for the data of the subscriber, and issues the standard phrase, please wait... In the telephone silence, it has been a minute,I speak to the cum,and not clamping on the microphone I say:"like boring to sit,even if the music was turned on"...after these words from the tube the phrase goes out:"not a question - I turn on"...the next minutes were painted by listening to music and wild rust throughout the room :)