Remove the capsule!! to
2: This is I hold the shift
1: Release
I can’t, then I’ll be like all the people on earth.
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The girl with dark hair, in a fabricated shirt, who on Thursday, June 12, at 9 o’clock sat in the wagon at the station of Ladoga station, the beauty of which I looked... I will wait for you at the same station at the same time every Thursday of June.
Please go to /abyssbest.
Dialogues of poor students about engagement:
xxx: Well, let’s give away the crowns, your mother has gold crowns at home, you said, I remember.
Yyy: My dear, I’m not going to give my bride a ring made of my mom’s teeth!!! I say I will accumulate...
XXX: That is not the case. You give away the gold crowns, and you immediately make a ring of the same weight. Oh sweet...
Yyy: Remember, woman, I will accumulate on the ring!!! And to give a ring made of my own teeth, and even more, I will never be a foreign mother!!! clearly?? to
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It was released by "Honest Detective". A girl came to the detective and said that she felt suspicious that her husband was bringing home a lot of money. Detectives conduct an investigation as a result of which, the husband is put in jail...well, didn’t he?? to
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Puppy guys, be careful! I went with a child from the kindergarten, two came to the kindergarten. First they offered a acquaintance, then one of them grabbed the child and dragged somewhere. Sorry for him. My faithful "Osa" broke him his male sexual fox. The second in panic fled, abandoning his shareholder. I called an ambulance, a police. She told me how it was. I was not even told a word, and the young Homo sapiens was accused of trying to kidnap a child and imprisoned for 8 years.
The Loving Mother, Mr. Kishinev
bring the plz to the top, or people will dream of glintwein as unattainable perfection!
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I worked as a bartender for two years.
wine from barbecue© (Alt+NUM 0169)
Red/White Main Semi-Sweet Wine - 0.25
apples / oranges / lemon - 2/1/0,33
Tagged with: 3 "bottles"
Cannabis – three slices.
honey / vanilla - by taste, 1/2 oz.(the units)
and boiling.
by Voila.
cat odmin itede - bring to the top - drink the right glint wine (:
In order of shit.
Excerpt from a sports newspaper:
And now guess why are they flashing the far light in Finland? I’ll tell you, too, to reduce the speed. There is no courageous guard of order. Loose there. Or an eagle.
You are fucking! We are not right so!! They also indicate that there is a deer ahead. Or a deer, a goat, a lamb.
xxx: the hell, what I need is not googling on the request "hunk from the Pharaoh", I wonder what this hunk is called and what it is from.)))
YYY: What is it? O_O
This is a scourge, many of the Pharaohs have it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Is this not the red and white crown symbolizing the unification of upper and lower Egypt?
Do you expect a reasonable answer on this question from the man who calls this the ‘blasphemy of Pharaoh’?
Well, what can I say, if Prometheus had not set fire on the gods and brought it to the people, we would still freeze eggs on the snow and eat raw mammoths.
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Two o’clock at night, you want to sleep and you can’t. Because 50 people don’t sleep, they sit and wait for your strawberries to mature.
(in the ASCII)
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What is invisible?
I am encrypted.
Is it the FBI? and :)
Wauu - Cru
Do you paint? ?
Thoughtful Fox: Come you to me, a double sofa.
Thoughtful Fox: a double sofa is not an appeal, but a justification of the proposal
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People like you have already quoted about how you tortured your pets, these are the sweetest creatures that love you and are always waiting at home...who does it with them.
<br>Not ever!!! Never tick a cat in a wet nose with a battery "krona")))))
Thus, you need to kill the fox in the head nail fucking, and push it into the transformator bucket!
With a sincere hatred for you, Pidor Asam, Nickolas!
Once on my husband's phone I heard the song of the cast on the seventh floor, it's like the sixth, but on the upper floor.
Oh, I was stupid, I thought that on the seventh, it was like on the eighth, but on the lower floor!!! to
A car, like a wife, must be chosen so that it satisfies you, not you.
of your acquaintances.
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Day of Independence of Russia from its own people.
Recently, a friend from the family of the military came to visit, telling about the
Today’s life tells this story. Salary of Submarine Officers
Approximately 15,000 to 20,000 rubles depending on the rank.
The rest are trying to get some rewards and payments, if
It does. Tom and history.
There was another launch of the Bulava, from the viewpoint of the submarines, everything was
Implemented impeccably. Sergius is pleased. Using it
In a favorable moment, to Serdyukov approaches the captain with the prepared
the order for the premiation of the personnel, it remains only to find out the size
awarded and signed. There is such a conversation between them:
Captain: Well, it seems everything went well...
Serdjukov: Yes, the guys are good!
The guys tried and put it out in full. As you think, you can
Writing a prize?
Serdjukov: Of course, what is it about! How much do you plan to issue?
I think I can get three salaries.
Serdyukov (Bagroveya and Virepeya): - Yes, you are about %welly absolutely!!! Give them po
150 thousand is enough.
In general, faster probably with the signed order, the captain has not run for a long time.
It is not true that there are only unfair people working in the government. be
and objective. There are incompetents.
Nostradamus (12:03:21 9/06/2009)
Do you believe in female friendship?
Chairman (12:04:29 9/06/2009)
I accept things as they are, and I only believe that aliens will one day pull the dean to them for experiments.
Of the difficult erotic routines of the inspectors of GIBDD. Horrible traffic jams at Kiev station. Lieutenant - in right: "Lohah, you are standing? And I’m standing... They said she’ll come in half an hour, if we’re standing, we’ll both get fucked in the ass..."
Passportist: - I have when they write the application for the exchange of passports, there is a sample, there is written a citizen (CA) of Russia, so women, all so and write a citizen, and 20 years old and 45 years old, where they were taught?
And in the column about family status, the boys write: I will not marry, the girls write: HOLOSTAY. One at all wrote, family status - son!