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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №51012
 30.07.2011
For reasons of medical ethics, the diagnosis "dead" to the patient was replaced by
No further treatment is needed.”

[ + 140 - ] Comment quote №51011
 30.07.2011
Q: Remember, yesterday we walked with you and we met a woman, I greeted her again?
WOW : Well.
HH: This is my colleague. Today I come to work, and there everyone says what you have, Elena Nikiforovna, the guy is tall.
Am I tall? Am I already your boyfriend? Are you called by name at work? Do you have nicotine? Are you working?? Fuck, why should I cheat more?

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51010
 30.07.2011
Open the eyes of the computer.
Red Bull Metro computer code
Metro hotdog computer
A bottle of beer to sleep

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51009
 30.07.2011
With Comrade Sergei in communion. He had a terrible stomach yesterday. I am lying on the bed with a roll deodorant in my hands, reading the composition-"not containing alcohol".
“Sorry, luck would be found,” Serega said sadly.

[ + 73 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51008
 30.07.2011
Another dumb man will write "Rescue" or "Rescue" - I will kill long, tortuously and under the moustache spring.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №51007
 30.07.2011
5kg: I, in short, enrolled in the gym.
Duxa: Make sure to pick a coach, choose the most pumped
r_bl_p: I chose an uncle 60 years old, twice as young as me.
Duxa: Get away from the night guard and find a coach.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51006
 30.07.2011
I escaped somewhere from home. And then I think, a naphira? I live alone! and returned.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №51005
 30.07.2011
From Love Chat:

I am a romantic in my soul.
In the bathroom is just a thoughtful thing.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51004
 30.07.2011
A lot of people gathered in the entrance. The wedding of someone.
YYY: Fuck, xxx, it's at us! you don't remember anything from the boy? you don't dress yet? you don't know what! I'm already in a 8D dress

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51003
 30.07.2011
An acquaintance with an ambulance:
The bomb was taken. 36 / alk dementia / polyneuropathy, dry all, the compression muscles are inerved - such an ammonia piece in the embryonic posture is unrealistic. Cardiomine was stuck in the nostrils, she was soaked in the car. And in the receiver there is just a place for such VIPs, we put her there gently, and she talked - I said I am cool, I have a tower of jürfak mgou, yes, I know the chief of the obzdon of himkinsky, I have my own apartment on the sovhoshny. I take it and tell her, there are no more of your chemicals, there is no police, there is no street, there is no land at all. Feldscher hanged over her and said, "We are the alpha centurions, you are the last of the Earthans, we need your gene to clone Earthans, you will start new Earthans, they will all be like you. Do you have your own lips? Without a silicon? She is yes! I need your lips, your chest, your buttocks and your musk. We will study them separately. She will assure me, I will not give it back to Earth, I don’t want to go to Mars. I was crying 😉

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51002
 30.07.2011
My curly nose is my glimpse!
Rather than potatoes.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51001
 29.07.2011
If you are able to take all the garbage and dirty dishes from the computer desk to the kitchen without the help of a bowl ONCE, then you are still a cleaner.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51000
 29.07.2011
XXX: Googling on the googles to cook
Go go go go go find

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №50999
 29.07.2011
Rinka: “Crazy” today was the most ridiculous incident
Rinka: [describes how she slept to work from the phone]
Dark Stranger: I thought it.
RINKA: What did you think?
Maybe you went home from the store, carrying a small bag of apples. Suddenly, his pen broke off and the apples broke down the road. You sat down to collect them, a beautiful representative car passed by. But after stopping next to you, a nice guy came out of her and started helping you collect apples. It was the last one left and you both pulled after him, and accidentally touched his hands, lifting up your eyes you met him with a glance. When you both got upset, he gave you an apple. Thank you very much, you hurried to get in. He cried out to you, and you engaged in a conversation. Then you invited him for tea. After drinking tea, he left. But a few hours later he stood by your door with flowers. You could not open the door because the door was closed. So I sat down before the master and MCS arrived and was late to work.
Dark Stranger: this is ridiculous))) and you are talking on the phone))

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50998
 29.07.2011
The box with the first DOS's. Microsoft MS-DOS operating system.
If decoded: Microsoft Microsoft Microsoft Disk Operating System Operating System.
Tatiana was not there.

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50997
 29.07.2011
I lie on my own sand, grumbling at the sunshine... And next to me these ‘huipojmi’, dressed in Indian clothes, with feathers on their necks, beat their drums and drums and swallow their ‘Hare Kṛṣṇa’ with swallows. And then the company (year after 60 all) baffled "Katyusha"! So cheerful and so rough that they were unwittingly forced to sing half the beach. Tinnitus on the skin. Our ones have won.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50996
 29.07.2011
In the bank:
Name your code word.
And your mother! I forgot the PIN code again.
is acceptable. Signed by.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50995
 29.07.2011
Blond: Question about the Chicken Raba. Why did grandfather and grandmother try to break the egg and not sell it, it was gold? They sold a bunch of eggs and they would have...
Or were they afraid that people would ask unnecessary questions, such as “where does the egg come from,” and if they learn that the chicken has snatched, will they steal it?
Or is there a morality, a type of value that you have and don’t want more? What about rational behavior? The thirst for survival?
Alex: You either change nick or not so deeply dig :)

[ + 123 - ] Comment quote №50994
 29.07.2011
Now I was sitting in the coffee shop for lunch, music is playing, the refrigerators are noisy, beauty is here! The music dims, the lights go out, the refrigerators are silent (electricity is cut off)
The bartender (a little girl with a crab in the navel) to the side of the kitchen, an unexpected bass for me:
The fucking! Whoever swallowed the tea, I will kill the naked!! to
I was drowned.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50993
 29.07.2011
Alex: Don't write me anything now, I've got my mom for the comp mike19: Okay, Loh
Mike19: Will you go out with us? and :)
mike19: Oh, thank you for the porn record, I’ve never met such a hard one before!! to
Mike19: Did the man ever tell you that he flew from you?? to
Mike19: But in general, we cooked her with you yesterday while she slept drunk.
Mike19: And in general, listen! Forget the money for heroin!! to

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