with foreigners
A surprise for many was the joy of the Taliban over the resumption of the delivery route to Afghanistan from Pakistan. The interruption had a bad impact on the Taliban’s financial situation. Only in 2010 they received some 360 million dollars from this route, earning money from banal cargo theft and bribery for guaranteed convoy safety.

Urhaea is the Pashol Pashol Pines.

From the 2012 Olympics:
Journeyman: There is a suspicion that the same athlete plays for the Chinese.
Schummi_07: There is a suspicion that there are few Russians in favor of Russia.

I worked in the crosses in the accounting. The local accountant complained - said, your former colleague is generally ugly. Everything went wrong: the server crashed, the screw was wrong, and, plus everything, he called me in Windows with an offensive word.

I think I did everything wrong, but calling customers is absolutely an idiot, I go to check, and there is the username "User"... Poor, heaven could not fall asleep all week of outrage :)

A girl with a small child in a wheelchair comes to the pharmacist:
Please give me an antiseptic bottle.
And noticing the look of the one, turns and sees the child coming out of the wheelchair, stands on the floor, holding the wheelchair, and happily smiles to his mother. Going to the pharmacist:
- No, better give two bottles of antisedine.

The professional nightmare of the writer. At midnight I dreamed I was writing a wedding script. Then at midnight convinced the customers that the happy end in the script was nonsense.

Support on a very small gaming site.

(12/11/2011) User: Please delete my account.
(15/11/2011) Sapport: Do you understand that when you re-register, you do not receive the bonus of the project – 20 virtual chips daily?
(15/11/2011) User: This is too difficult responsible decision, I should weigh everything before such a serious step...
(05/08/2012) User: Yes, I still think I can survive this loss.

The CNB:

I am a boy!Do you like big members?

The Dragonfly:

Oh, God... Again big members...

Yes, I love, I already have a whole collection of them. Three litre banks.

It is not difficult to legalize it in Russia. Who will work after lunch?

Conversation with Mom:
M: And what are you taught only in the institute?
I: We are not taught, we are given food for reflection.
M: Ah, and you, I’ll see, you’re sitting on a diet.

In fact, men recognize the presence of female intuition, but call it in their own way: "Nakarkala!"

I call my wife:
Lunch with Pellegrini?
She: Yes, I already put it, and what?
I: I think it’s white or red (a kind of joke about wine)
She: ketchup is, buy cream

In the courtyard opened a barbecue salon for Yorkshire terriers. On the sign were attached red letters "In honor of opening the first customers a discount of 50%". My father, a man of old hardness, when Champaiah drowns until now, is a steal, and he doesn’t know that we have Yorkshire terriers that live so badly, I suspect that he doesn’t even know what kind of beast it is. In short, I didn’t even doubt that Dad would be the first customer, even with such a discount. Imagine, he tells me, came beautiful like a ice cream, sat in a chair, I sit, the barber is also sitting, silent. I cried, she was silent, I greeted – she was silent, and only when she said, “Where is your cuddly baby?” I went to read the sign again.

I walk down the street, walking out my Yorkshire terrier. Meeting a couple (wife, husband) jealous of my "volkodav"
J: Oh, what a slump, what a kind of "Fuck" it looks like!
M is breed!

Discussions about the car accident:
Horse: If you, fool, intend to kill yourself, then land the passengers. Or at least ask for their consent. Don’t build yourself out of Gasteel, don’t decide for others.

C Dirty
Gosdep, 05.08.2012 at 19.59 We need to send two Jedi to Syria for negotiations.
Alexandras, 05.08.2012 at 20.02 gosdep, In Syria Jews are not liked.

Yesterday we went with friends, drank beer, talked. A young couple arrives. The girl, pointing at us: "Well, you see, all beer is drinking". Guy: "And you will get the p**s!"
That is the motivation.)

Well, what are we crossing today?
and no.
Why not?! to
The parallel lines do not cross - we will roll together

Breakfast at Tiffany is the perfect movie, now they don’t do it anymore. Audrey Hepburn is the perfect girl.
Now they don’t do that anymore.)

with VIO

What to do if the guy is cold?
A to buried.

With Google WiO:

Q: I have not had sex for 2 weeks, what should I do?? to
A broken hand? xd