In May of this year, we finally brought and put on sale working electrical mosquito repellents - you turn on, and mosquitoes are straight shaking away from the device! I tested it for 2 days and it’s great! Before buying a piece of 500 and reselling with a 200% navar decided to continue testing for another week. And done correctly! New mosquitoes laid their hoodie on these glands, became worse and bite strangely somehow: sat on the bed far away, ran to you with their feet, and scratched they did not drink blood, but quickly flew away...

The newspaper of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine "The Voice of Ukraine" published an article in which it is claimed that Buddha, despite the assertions of other sources, was Ukrainian.

Glory to Buddha!

The couch is a man’s best friend. Because even if he sleeps with your wife, it’s no problem.

Baby, you have gone by the clouds in Moscow for all kinds of parades there, you will see!
This is one of the most important things in the world.
I was referring to ordinary people who do not have such powers. And you?
I know about the tide.

Fuck, I found something to argue about. Better to make a joke:
They decided to shoot the meteorologists because none of their forecasts were fulfilled, they were brought to the square. The people expressed their full approval. The bubble. Suddenly a man from the crowd reads:
Stay still! Do not shoot them! They can still benefit people!
The Chief Justice (in doubts)
Do you think? And what do you offer?
I suggest hanging them. Let the direction of the wind be shown.

I go somehow with my husband between the rows in a supermarket in America. We can see in the cart on the child seat sits a charming curly black girl of 3 years old. A large African-American mummy weighing 150 kg rows around on shelves with foods. My husband and I slowly approach the black family, discussing what a cute girl, well, just an angel. The little girl smiles to us and all shines straight. When we approached the family closely, the girl suddenly raised her hands to my husband and joyfully and loudly cried out: “DADDY!!!and "
We should have seen our eyes and that mommy: O_O!!!!! to
I fought in a hysterical laugh and tried my husband when he had time to sin with this black nymph :)

RIA News 17.07

Russia and Brazil will continue to exchange experiences in the field of sport.

This is what...

Uncle_valico: Some people rest in nature in retaliation for a similar act on its part.

What else is the disregarding "meat-eating"? Don’t you think you’re a bit upset, fellow herbivores?

Appeal to TP:
"Please solve the problem with the phone. Impossible to call. After the call, there is silence. There is nothing after silence"

Antony
The order came quickly, the pizza was hot, but not very fresh.
administrator
Anton thank you! We try!

Is it expensive to bring a hamster to the veterinarian?
A: It is expensive. Let him go himself.

from JJ, stones to the post "Coolbus under the MICROSCOP"

Egorov
Cappuccino, like the mucous of the vagina, fu!

ujasna_vasilisa
She barely broke her neck trying to look at the mucosa. I decided to go to the gym tomorrow.

I read the quotes through the proga on Android... Read the following:

ApXbl4: There were times. The jpg format banners hung in the corner of the site did not move and did not touch anyone.
ApXbl4: Every advertisement pops up in front of you, in the middle of the window where the most interesting, runs after you wherever you did not turn the window, the cross button appears only after 30 seconds, and when you press "Close" a new advertisement opens. O_O
ApXbl4: Advertising will soon turn on the computer itself, go to the internet and tick on itself x_X

Immediately after that, a chrome opened with the advertisement of some bank. Later it came out that accidentally hit the link with the advertisement, but the first seconds on the back of the head the hair moved...

Rapida: In connection with the possibility of prohibition of foreign words, deputies began to grow beards, because it is inappropriate for beards without a beard to rule

and ppc. I recently went to a new job. Today, by the will of fate, I was given the computer of the previous tester. How to Work for an Idiot Survive and Thrive Without Killing Your Boss by John Hoover

The Creator:
With all the fibers of my soul, I wish that in organizations where they are engaged in transferring papers from the office to the office, timely payment will be replaced with a separate payment for the number of served visitors. They run like cute.

With this system of payment, the official who refused a day of 100 applicants will get more than the one who refused 15))))))))

@rayslava: I am continuing to study Korean. He returned from second class.
Hull is suddenly off. HQ and I understand each other very well.
They say to me, “Work!” and I say to them, “Huill.”

How different dolbosavars like to identify themselves with the majority when they need to, but at the same time sincerely consider themselves a unique and unique PERSON. by Facepalm

The forum of one online store that sells electronics, the dialogue between the buyer and the site administrator:
1: I tried to place an order on the website - the site will hang during the ordering process. Well, everything happens, then I tried to contact the online consultant Maria, but she seems unconscious or not alive at all... Then I went further and called the HOT LINE... The line was as cold as the dead online consultant Maria, then you’t answer me at all, although twice said that my call is very important!) Oh yeah, I forgot to say - your site is just something, all curved, steep and unclear how it works, if you paid someone money for the creation of the site then you did it very in vain. I wanted to buy a phone with a tablet, but this is how to try!!!! Do you need buyers at all?
Olga, good day 🙂
Thanks for your feedback.
Give me your phone number (I will delete it immediately). We will contact you ourselves.
And of course, apologize for the inconvenience.
1: No, thank you very much... I read here how people suffer morally and physically, making purchases in your store and,, I will make the only right decision – make an order elsewhere. I have only one question – is the online consultant Maria still alive, I’m worried...

My most intelligent mother, when she retired, complained that books were expensive and I wanted to read. I bought her an e-book and downloaded the library. I gave my mother with the words: “There’s almost everything here, except the most recent books. "Oh, li" - his mother smiled and tried to check. The first thing she checked was whether there were any bars there.