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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6255
 01.06.2008
I cuddle up, here in the shirt clearly like this:"What, you look up, Scuco?" the shit broke up, closed the opera for a moment and I look around... the writer is in my psychic time...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6254
 01.06.2008
Talk of the ambulance with his girlfriend.

XXX is
Hi to

XXX is
What are you doing?

YYYY
I am in the ambulance. I will be distracted at 15.

XXX is
Where did they gather?

YYYY
I sit on the throne.

XXX is
I was taken by your games. You spend more time on them than on me. Even now you can’t talk to me. You have to go in and sit in your fucking castle and I know you’ve been holding it for a year, but I’m so sorry for it.

YYYY
I am stupid shit!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6253
 01.06.2008
Burunduk: I told you a long time ago that you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t suck on the tower... don’t torture odmin =)
ZILIBOBBA: Briefly so... if this quote reaches the top of the abyss, we will be ipazza as I want and when... a whole month, and no excuses such as session or head pain will roll out)))
burunduk: agree... and if it does not come, then I will fuck you mosk for any reason and without a reason, as I want and when... a whole month and no excuses such as a diploma or a headache will not roll = )

Luckily the boy. I will give you a month when you want.
I also want to (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6252
 01.06.2008
Yesterday I watched the "graduation" in the kindergarten. One of the mothers burned:

Today we take the kids to school, in the last way.

Then she realized that she fell down and recovered:

In the preliminary...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №6251
 01.06.2008
Askeza: Hyperlinks were widely used in the USSR. The most popular was the referral to Siberia.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6250
 01.06.2008
In my head is no trouble.
I never understand jokes.
Pooh, because I am an admin on the tower,
I make the pages better.

What about humor? I need him...



It lives well on the foolish tower,
Drawing all your shit.
It doesn’t matter what it is,
They do not like him anyway.

Humor is good, but humor doesn’t hurt.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6249
 01.06.2008
V-Slayer
Never put a fuck on a jerk!!! to

death
Couldn’t you warn him early? and ((

V-Slayer
I was late for Ken’s birthday on Wednesday.
Because my sister made me a mine and knitted me a gum on my penis.
Begin to bite the bandits and all the shit!!! to

V-Slayer
Fuck real forty minutes wiped off...until wiped off I finished three times...

V-Slayer
Fuck it, even with a whirlwind... Fuck it.

death
Should have cut.

death
Together with the chewing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6248
 01.06.2008
Xox: How much is Paul McCartney?
It is forever (It is forever)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6247
 01.06.2008
<Trivia> The question. A body that is missing in women, and men are proud.
<Bunik> a member!
<Kamatoz> eggs))
<God> The Brain!
<Bunik> YU

The correct answer: Kadyak

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6246
 01.06.2008
He has sent commercial offerings to about 3,000 firms in Russia.
>Now our company is known!!! to
>But the fuck is not who doesn't love it!!! to

Spammers in the shit!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6245
 01.06.2008
the one who sent this message is a spammer if you also removed it to another 10 people if it returns 2 times then these people are also spammers if it came 5 times - think about your contacts, if 8 then you are a spammer and all your friends are spammers and removed from those not guilty 2 people who did not!!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6244
 01.06.2008
She: answer me, just honestly, yes or no, okay?
He asks
Why do men laugh at blondes?
He is: Yes

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6243
 01.06.2008
Dumb_and_KPACIBA Dominant_impotent: вотєта nick. Let’s get married?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6242
 01.06.2008
* [Bob4uK] has joined #c++
<[BoB4uK]> beautiful girls from Krasnoyarsk have write in private
<Valexey> Yes There are beautiful girls, well, the full channel is straight.
<valexey> Now let’s break the beard and go all to you in private.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6241
 01.06.2008
Sometimes when you sit in the internet from your mobile phone and start uploading a large file, you want to find the CEO of MTs and knock his foot on the logos.
The style (c)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6240
 01.06.2008
Burunduk: I told you a long time ago that you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t suck on the tower... don’t torture odmin =)
ZILIBOBBA: Briefly so... if this quote reaches the top of the abyss, we will be ipazza as I want and when... a whole month, and no excuses such as session or head pain will roll out)))
burunduk: agree... and if it does not come, then I will fuck you mosk for any reason and without a reason, as I want and when... a whole month and no excuses such as a diploma or a headache will not roll = )

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №6239
 01.06.2008
Enough to post great poems, still read them in the mouth :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6238
 01.06.2008
RaZooM
I just suffered very much without your body.


RaZooM
apple *


RaZooM
The fucking! Warmly *

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6237
 01.06.2008
<HEX> preacher hunting
<%Lissic_killed> go watch
<HEX> dick remains current pasta
<HEX> I ate everything
<HEX> linen to boil
<%LisiC_killed> dry jri
<%Lisic_killed> nigras - shrimp

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №6236
 01.06.2008
Drama: How do you get there?! to
Dasha send to all: well, garage, clutch wire, floor on the 7-8th outer staircase, then back...down the staircase outer, clutch wire, garage...))
The Drama: Oh! The vertical staircase.Her hands are tired from three floors!
Dasha send to all: not....not a firefighter... but such "I learned that I have a huge family...")

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