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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №50992
 29.07.2011
yyy> I probably won't come to the day of Sisadmin
xxx> fucking sorry
yyy> I'll take the defacka to the restaurant, it hurts
xxx> and
xxx> well this is a respectable reason
xxx> not forgotten to take a certificate at the restaurant

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №50991
 29.07.2011
Vlad:Hohma, when he was sitting at the surgeon, such a grandmother runs, says to the surgeon, that her hand seems not to hurt, and so, but it is true, if the dog's hand is put on, then the hand will heal faster?
I mean 😉 😉 😉
Vlad: and the hirik with such a serious moustache says that it is not necessary to lie down, it is necessary to grind thoroughly all the hand.
I am almost salsy.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50990
 29.07.2011
From Twitter:
He barely pulled his head off his pillow.
Does your pillow have a head?! to

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50989
 29.07.2011
In the morning I dreamed I was in a car. In the mirror, you can see everything collapsing behind me: buildings, the earth in the oak. Chaos in general...
I woke up. I decided to sleep.
launched a rocket. He fell into the neighboring neighborhood. Everything in fire.
No more sleep.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50988
 29.07.2011
Every time an administrator shaves his beard, one server dies somewhere in the world.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50987
 29.07.2011
From the assumption:
Object-oriented programming - came to the object, oriented and started programming.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50986
 29.07.2011
[13:47] <Infe[id]> [13:45:47] -NickServ- J3QQ4-H7H2V-2HCH4-M3HK8-6M8VW
[13:48] <Infe[id]> under this nick I once went to the channel #windows
[13:48] <Infe[id]> I was forgotten for some reason immediately
[13:48] <Infe[id]> =D

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №50985
 29.07.2011
I am in the store, sales consultant.
A 25-year-old girl arrives with a black screen on her laptop and asks if she’s with him... I press Alt+F4... The Sims 3 closes...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50984
 29.07.2011
This also helped me once:

People remember it! August is not behind the mountains, two-thirds of the summer is already fucking on the internet!

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50983
 29.07.2011
My wish to fuck goats carefully given to my friends does not originate from personal experience, but only from the desire to expand the range of knowledge among acquaintances.
222: Let us write the book "Abby the Goat or How to expand the range of knowledge of your craft"?
111: "Surfing through the goat’s apple "
222: "Cerebral sex against ornithophilia – brain or goose?"
111: "Ornithophilic Tantra " - collection of works
222: "Ga-ga as a love call or Dear, spread your wings"
111: "Eggs are not the end of life" )
222: "Farted goose A guide to erotics".
111: The Hour Grey and White. Apartments
Chapter 22: The Grey Claw. For the valuers.
Chapter 11: The consolation. A story of one love.
222: My sweet and gentle goose!
222: and you can still make a network non-formal edition "Ebu-ga-ga!"
111: "Ebu-ga-ga" The history of one turn in the colloquium
222: Better "History of one poultry factory"
111: Scandals of investigative intrigue
and 222 )

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №50982
 29.07.2011
I was with a colleague on the street. He smoked and I just breathed. And here is this scene: We drive a man on a silver nissan maxima, and here a black cat is about to cross his way. The man begins to signal desperately, but it is clear that the cat is pofigo, and she crosses his way.
The man stops and begins to give in the back. He turns and leaves where he came from.
I suggested a colleague to catch this cat and let it go on the other side of the street to see how it turns out.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50981
 29.07.2011
Yuki (20:15:31 28/07/2011)
I sit with the bragu duem boys, one notices a scarring from a heated drill on the inner side of the elbow, well, I recently planted a trail like this, and asks - on the needle? I respond harshly.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50980
 29.07.2011
An astonishing fact from the Begemoth cat: Some lions gather more than 50 times a day.

The question is: what about the lions?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №50979
 29.07.2011
111: popcorn, chips or cakes?
What do you mind the least? :)
222: E. Calmarov was. or cancers. Or a shrimp.
111: and now return to us from the bourgeois province.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50978
 29.07.2011
A acquaintance said:
In her work, the originals assigned a phone to the internal ATS - 666. The accounting slang transformed the phrase "to turn to the IT department" into "to call the three six." It is worth mentioning about the spicy detail - the number of IT department is just three people.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №50977
 29.07.2011
You are my cake!
You are my shark!
Do you understand that you just called me a pig? Let it be roasted and dried with sauce, but pig?!!!! to
What kind of pig? You are my cat!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50976
 29.07.2011
Daria (12:46:29 28/07/2011)
I don’t have anything to eat, I’ll probably have to go home.)
Daria (12:46:35 28/07/2011)
I am so feminine.

[ + 84 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50975
 29.07.2011
Fuck, I once looked into the chat with a female nick,type0 I lesbian))and briefly started to roll to one...I talk to her calmly so,and she stood, asks for intimate photos=(well and I in turn=)))in the end it gives me a number...I call...there are silent..I do not know what to say,all reddened,listening...I got enough if only for a quiet -But.In response to a minute of silence and a hysterical male whisper with a glimpse and a long "blowing"))))and rust where we are minutes 3...there are shorter such lesbians))) p.s. After that I no longer became "lesbian".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50974
 29.07.2011
I still believe that people still have brains.
Not for the Ayatollahs!
ZZZ: So why not? Aichi has a brain. The problem is that...
YYY: He is on the flash.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50973
 29.07.2011
xxx: When, this winter, I was in Riga, and asked a Latvian girl at the RESEPSHN in the hotel about her impression of our compatriots, she replied: "The Russians try to behave decently. But we really don’t like the English who are drunk and behave assailantly and then with a trembling voice: “They are writing on our Memorial of Freedom!”

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