<DartRabbit> We were octopuses, then pioneers, and then x%jak, and you are a teenager, and you should have become a commodore

Faculty of Engineering and Theology, Department of Solid Body and Holy Spirit

From the discussion of the news "The officials decided to ban the circumvention of blocking using VPNs and anonymizers"

xxx: Then there will be - manual moderation of sites in Yandex, announcement of the company
YYY: And then the catalogues of references!and :)
Zzz: And then you just call 9, you ask and you are answered. There was a Soviet search engine.

1C
Upgraded 1C, now 8.3, where the interface has completely changed. 2 weeks to the quarterly report. The bugs in the wharf, most impressed by the headbuck, watched the monitor and said: "What a cute fox here in the waiting mode."" The calculator corrects: "Natalia Alexandrovna, it's a cat" "No, Tanetka, it's a fox. Believe me. This is a thick polar leopard."

When someone writes:
In conclusion, I would like to point out...
I think that someone is trying to send a secret signal that he is being held locked up.

Robert Downey Jr. has dismissed his own photo with Emma Watson.

Robert Downey Jr: Sherlock and Watson

In the hypermarket, I stand in line at the box office. From the dialogue, I understand that they have a new regulation for laying condoms in the order zone. Discussion between the girls-sellers placing the goods at the neighboring box office:
X: Durex is thin, behind him is Durex with anesthetic... How is it with anesthetic??? It comes from where the electricity comes from.? to
Y: Continue reading, it is written for what it is.
X: "For anal sex"... Where does electricity come from? From the friction!!! to
I did not immediately realize that the anesthetic was confused with the antistatic, riding the whole row.

After the planner, I read a note from a colleague: "Credits.prop. Expenditures and expenses"
It turned out: "Make loading out of loans that are in default. Check the income and expenditure report."

Whatever you say, but “eternal washing” is some sort of humiliating insult.

Is old age a natural cause of death?
YYY: In general, any cause of death is natural, and all these divisions into “natural” and “unnatural” are merely speculations. Old age is not the cause of death, cancer is not the cause of death, the cause can be, for example, cardiac arrest or breathing stop. Murder is also a natural cause, suffocation - pulmonary insufficiency, a bullet arrived - the cessation of brain activity. An unnatural cause of death, for example, could be the sudden transformation of all the atoms of the body into gold.

(The Man Didn't Play the Game of Thrones)
Tagged: omg
Fast Drop Game of Thrones
The first series is a bit heavy.
HH: But then it’s top.
No: not mine
Do you not like political games, naked women and blood?
I don’t know, I don’t like that.
Political games, naked women and blood were in St. Petersburg

“Mommy,” said my wonderful child, “we were told yesterday in the class that the universe spreads thousands and thousands of kilometers every second, and you refuse such a delicious candy because of a few centimeters?”! to

The title master.

In the west of Moscow, a man changed gender at the request of officials.

T: On Sakhalin wet, abundant snow and wind at 30 m/c, the cable near Khabar was broken.
Wait for the spring in July 😉
T: We are used to it.
T: Therefore, the people on the Japanese servaques play ping at 25ms. TTK there from fear part of the internet traffic went. The Japanese in a shoe of strange personalities and clans in toys.
T: Well, you know our people, they didn’t come there in peace.

In Chelyabinsk closed the factory for the production of counterfeit toilet paper

It is harsh.

About the web:
Something terrible from Australia.
Is there anything bad in Australia?
Zzz: Yes, but it is deadly poisonous

<mia>: Many have long been time to Emerald City: someone for the heart, and someone for the brains
<TopSpin>: Not enough courage

The horse is a species, the frog is a male, the cowboy is a female, the merine is a castrated frog, the horse is a jargon expression of the army of the 17th and 19th centuries, and is now used as a species designation. I have everything.

Donald Trump hasn’t invented anything new with his daughter Ivanka. Tatiana Diachenko was also an adviser to B. Yeltsin.

Lives of Artists 3
In the late eighties there was a shortage of everything, including colours. I had to take everything that got, including the "children" sets of oil paints. Their inconvenience was that there were many unnecessary, unnecessary paints, such as cadmium red light or chromium cobalt blue-green. Well, somehow I accumulated a lot of such colors, the expiry date is coming to an end, and it is a pity to throw away. Give them, I think, a loaded canvas. Then you look at the painting I painted. Based: above light red, then dark red, then shades of blue from light to dark. There was a black paint left, and I just put a black cross on top of it. Let the carpet dry. Here comes one of my acquaintances, sees a loaded canvas and says, "Wow, what a beautiful picture, just great!" I look at her and I don’t know if she’s joking. No, it is all serious. And she doesn’t say, “Give me this painting, I have dreamed of it all my life.” Everyone goes crazy in their own way, why not. “Dry, I say, come in a couple of days, take it.” I gave the canvas (I can’t call it a picture), and I forgot about it. Somewhere in a month I went to this acquaintance for business. The painting hangs in the most visible place. The acquaintance says, "I wanted to ask you for a long time: what do these faces mean in the picture?" I am falling into a precipice - what other faces, I just loaded the canvas! “What faces, where are they?” I ask. “Yes, here,” and shows me some place in the picture. I look, I try to understand how in the random patches of paint you could see some faces. “Yes, no, I say, I didn’t paint any faces, just accidentally the paints lay like that.” And I add about myself: "Yes, I did not paint any painting, just someone has a rich imagination."
PS: I think, maybe Malevich did not paint his black square, maybe he also loaded the canvas, or masked the unsuccessful picture, and there are acquaintances and "Wow, what a picture!"