and Aska:
Kash (08:49:11 9/06/2009)
Can I have a medical question?
shusha (08:49:55 9/06/2009)
Go if I know.
Kosh (08:50:40 9/06/2009)
How to fuck a nurse while on duty?
shusha (08:51:35 9/06/2009)
Rapidly

Broadcast on TV of the Stanley Cup "Detroit"" Pittsburgh". The first game. Solemn casting (like the beginning of the series). In the central circle there are two hockey players (as it should be) and two somewhat rough uncles in elegant costumes. The whistle of the judge and these rough uncles throw each on the ice. Overall, in the central circle of the two squads, the hockeys look at each other in confusion...

The old man is resting.)

and Grazhdanin.

Anything can make a woman hysterical.
A man is only a woman.
Al.D-n

A deep night, on the illuminated central street, a subdued man tries to
The family cowards. The passing passengers “cracked” the pedestrian and
Engaged in service. The situation is a classic joke, the husband is not on time
I went back, well the second floor, laughed, let go.
A cautious man demanded a paper with a seal that was checked,
No complaints, although he lives nearby, but suddenly again the patrol!
After five minutes, he was brought by an out-of-premise guard.
We gave you the paper!
I lost my pockets! Can you bring it home?
I would bring you, Chewbacca! There are no cars, the battalion is dispatched.
The guard has gone!
The officer, scratched the pumpkin and placed the royalty stamp on the man.
shoulder, where drunk dumbals usually whistle “VDV”... Little, suddenly again
I looked like I was in the water!
Call to the pult from the UVD:
- You hear, Petrovich, here the haishniks of the man in the cowards brought, he
Strange tattoo on the shoulder: "October ROVD - for packs"...

I remember when in the fifth grade, my girls and I argued who better to be: a guy.
Or a girl. As an argument in their favour, they presented what we
They need to shave, but they don’t. The naive...

b> They put a grandmother’s Ubuntu so that she could play Mahjong and Pasyance.
Now, in a dispute with the tainted windshields, I have a murderous argument: "... even my grandmother is sitting under the linen!.." ^__^

If you turn the clock with a cucumber face to the wall, you get a clock with a cucumber))

I go in transport. Next to her is a pretty girl. He reads the lectures (probably preparing for the session). Instead, she has a list of questions for the exam. Looked - 48 questions and subject to some technical "Design...", I think: oh-y smart means. And below under the name of the subject with large letters with an orange mark is signed:
Do you want a scholarship?! to
Do you want a red diploma?! to
Teach me fucking.
The Teachers!and "

Eric, Yoshkar-Ola

Do you have a cat or a cat that goes all over the apartment after going to the toilet?

XX: What are you doing at the lecture now?
Tagged: Tokio Fuko
What is Japanese literature? ?
Physics...

Announcement of acquaintances:
I am 13! I want to find a guy 14-15 years old who does not drink, does not smoke!

I am in shock, this is the new generation!! to

A heart attack is when you come home and your child hits a 50-inch newly purchased plasma with a ball like a wall.

here recently a guy met, a bandit mouth drunk, flew a tough man in the skin))))
Everything would be nothing, you would see the electricity as he rubbed the products of the company Oriflame))))
Everyone was so crazy that everyone bought without talking ?

Who will read these revelations, is it interesting?
Which is clear, moderator ?
XHH: No respect at all. This is how well it was in the old days - "Vladimir - Clear Sunshine". And now? "Clear Pen - Moderator"...

we have a programmer who always talks to the monitor, then to anything else, and the shorter guys pushed the speaker into his tax box))))))))))))))) which suddenly came to his usual phrase.
What a shit, you’re not working a shit again!
He responded –
Jura, don’t scream at me, or because of fear my paper begins to get stuck!! His reaction was to see*ROFL*ROFL*ROFL*

XHH: People tell, when buying an Oka, what should you pay attention to first?
On the side of the X6. Feel the difference ?

The ew:
The Union of Cinematographers has asked the President of Russia to impose a fee on every clean DVD produced in Russia or imported into the country, and to list these funds in favor of the Union of Cinematographers. As explained to "Kommersant" Chairman of the union Nikita Mikhalkov, this money will be..."

by RR3:
It is not disclosed the subject of deductions from each TV (they are demonstrated by Mikhalkov films), each TV antenna <...> you can also add electrical wiring, DVD players, acoustic systems, iPods and LED supports. (And in all the proposed cases, the Union of Cinematographers has at least something to do with these subjects, unlike the imported DVDs made by all kinds of Hollywood and Bollywood.)

by Impankratov:
You dig a little.
The tax on glasses (through them they watch Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on hearing aids (through them they listen to Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on roads and transport (moving to the place of viewing Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on chairs, chairs, sofas, taburets, etc. (They sit on them when watching Mikhalkov Films), the tax on apartments (they watch Mikhalkov Films), the tax on condoms, other means of contraception and abortion (lost profit, reduces the number of future viewers of Mikhalkov Films)...

Slept with a girl. seem to be protected. A month later, she told me she was pregnant.
Ironically, what about a condom?
She (offended): Why insult my boyfriend right away?

burned
I do not have photos sent. I would send you no pity.
mmm
Are you from Quebec?
burned
Not from Ural.

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