bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №17153
 10.06.2009
Well, to come to the photographer and say “I have an avatar for my passport” was too much.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17152
 10.06.2009
1: sometimes Jpeg is broken, I have those with photography, when there is 80% of the image, and the rest of some stripes and gray squares.

2: gray stripes and squares, obtained from the uncopied file or not proven or imprinted incorrectly.
They cannot ruin themselves.

1: Hm, strange, and I thought if the files lie on the computer for a long time and they can not be copied anywhere, then they can get damaged, so I copy files from time to time from one folder to another.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17151
 10.06.2009
My dear, today, as usual, I cut myself with a shave and accidentally shaved myself.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17150
 10.06.2009
[Nomath][0:58:34 09.06.2009]
I am on the train
by Nomath
The man caroche coughed in a dream)))
by Nomath
Quite loud
by Nomath
At the end he sneezed.
by Nomath
And a voice from behind the wall: Combo hit!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №17149
 10.06.2009
Experience is necessary to not repeat mistakes, but to make new ones.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17148
 10.06.2009
I was told by the guys at ROVD when I was practicing there.

There was Mr. Saratov, the head of ROVD. And he decided somehow with friends in the garage.
to drink. Men were taken to the chest. Everything is cultural. Not until the wreath. and went our
Head of ROVD home, it was good to walk from the garage 5 minutes. Clearly, it was
He is not in the parade, without the pursuit, in the ordinary telogreek. stayed in
The most excellent disposition of the spirit, such as: all men are brothers. To meet him.
The PPS car. are stopped:
Their documents?
- Men, what documents, I am out of the garage!
The documents?
I am the boss of ROVD!
Oh yeah right?
He was stabbed on a full program, pushed into the car and into the department.
The police officer knew the head in the face. Wrecked, extended in
Frunt, honor gave and offered to organize the transportation
Headquarters to home. The chief of the ROVD sent everyone to the fuck and went.
Go home on foot. And in vain. Because another car hit him.
The PPS...
Their documents?
Further, according to the same scheme: accumulated, brought to the department, duty little
He did not die of fear.
Back home, the ROVD chief was already driving in the car offered to him. Not to walk
and risked.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №17147
 10.06.2009
Two priests put a shield on the road with the inscription: "Stop,
The end is near! Come back before it is too late.” In addition to the enormous
The car runs, the driver cries and cries with his fist:
Cursed sectarians, you’ve got it!
The car is hiding behind the turn, from there a thunder and a loud bullshit is heard.
One priest says to another:
“You seem to have been right, you should have written just ‘The Bridge Destroyed’.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17146
 10.06.2009
[08:34:01] <XXX> and Vital as
[08:34:04] <YYY> standard
[08:34:10] <XXX> bought a car
[08:34:26] <YYY> what a car, mark
[08:34:37] <XXX> landmark - for bricks

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №17145
 10.06.2009
The elephant!
By the time you mature to give me wine, or at least drink with me, I will be married and have two children, at such a rate!

Give me a plz...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17144
 10.06.2009
I go down in the subway... a man stands, distributes leaflets...
I take, go away with the thought of throwing out and I go on...
A girl stands and distributes other leaflets.
I also take, I go.
The turnikets have another girl with a magazine... well...
I take a magazine, sweat hard and, picking a card, I go through the turniket.
Next Next post: The Young Man
Everyone who goes by turns to her.
and she me, like you didn’t... and passing after me through the turniket put me such a barrel and took the magazine :(

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17143
 09.06.2009
NTV, the program "Today", the plot about the counterfeit:
"In the course of the raid, 2,500 singing cheburas were detained"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17142
 09.06.2009
Never ever!! Never tick a cat in a wet nose with a battery "krona")))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17141
 09.06.2009
Lying...
1st Yesterday I read a book about predictions, how there all the people of disasters dreamed in advance and so on. I don’t know what herni will write.
2nd I dreamed of a nuclear explosion. Moreover, it is so clear that it still shakes a little, as in a dream. Such a bright flash outside the window and everything is wrapped up in a wave. I wonder what herni does not dream of.
Three But!! Today, when I was carrying sandwiches from the kitchen, one of them fell from the plate and... fell with bread down!!! Even the cabbage did not fall away from him!! to
I am afraid, the main law of the universe is broken, and here these dreams are stupid.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17140
 09.06.2009
- Guess the mystery - a hundred clothes and all without a strap?
What do you think about this: 50 cowards, 50 caresses?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17139
 09.06.2009
YYY: I am cold. Can I cling to you?
XXX is no.
YYY: Well we have to stay together!
xxx: Say also: "We are shoes!"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №17138
 09.06.2009
ConWor: In general, sex is good for health, for the nervous system there.
And yes yes. Abstinence is harmful. You become nervous...
ConWor – Cho?
You are nervous, fuck you are!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17137
 09.06.2009
A familiar woman writes:

This is me, fucking fool!
The virus ruined my computer: “Nothing works, everything is slowing down, help me!”
I already, so to say, entered the image of a blonde and had already invited to myself a cute young man with a cat, but then the devil struck me to dive into the system folders, to show unnecessary technical abilities and to fix everything within an hour!
There is no need to call for help :(
Listen, what can be painlessly spoiled (remove, move, block) to invite him, preferably for a couple of hours?)

I think: maybe not so stupid girls, but just too clever?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17136
 09.06.2009
I recently watched the photos in contact. So, I see a picture of a terrible and heavily painted person. The first comment from the best friend - "And who will get this crush? M" and
A little bit lower than a guy "too much not me O_o"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17135
 09.06.2009
The feast is coming to us, the feast is coming to us.
You’re crazy, what a celebration? There are 7 months until the new year.
The hot water is included =)
The celebration comes to us, the celebration comes to us :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17134
 09.06.2009
Sonne (21:22:12 7/06/2009)
Can you, as an experienced man, answer one question?

YUGA (21:22:20 7/06/2009)
easily

Sonne (21:26:33 7/06/2009)
This is why men sleep with one, meet with another, and marry a third.

YUGA (21:27:07 7/06/2009)
I don’t give my own!!! to

Sonne (21:28:23 7/06/2009)
Shit, you are there too!

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna